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Title: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ron J on June 20, 2008, 07:13:17 PM
WARNING!

Unless you are a United States Marine, you must consume food before and during your enjoyment of the following. 

6oz of frozen Lime Aid concentrate.  Do not mix … just take the 6oz. and dump it in a blender

6oz. of your favorite tequila

6oz. of beer (pilsners or “light” beers work best)

3oz. of really cheap white wine

Add ice and blend (Taste great “on the rocks”.  However, keep in mind that they are a little more powerful given the lack of blended ice) 

DO NOT handle firearms, fly airplanes or operate machinery heavier than your blender.  To that, after three pitchers I sincerely recommend that you don't operate anything that runs on electricity. After five pitchers, you will be functionally illiterate.
DO NOT make any attempt to sing or dance because you will look pathetically stupid doing such.
DO NOT call me for bail money.   :P

Good luck. 
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 20, 2008, 07:20:05 PM
I am honored by the name!!

Beer and white wine?  Where in the world did ya come up with this?? 

I will try them this weekend using Red Stripe.

Thanks!!!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: TAB on June 20, 2008, 07:21:14 PM
um beer and whine in a margarita mix?


what did you run out of the hard stuff or something?
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: twyacht on June 20, 2008, 07:43:17 PM
Anything with a 666 combo + 3 can't be good, especially with power tools involved. ::)

The hangover recipe is as follows,,,
1/2 glass of club soda
1 large can of V-8
1 raw egg
1 beer
1/2 tsp. gunpowder (not kidding), helps filter the alcohol, especially tekillya'.  :P
Texas Pete to taste

mix and drink with a Goody Powder, for those up north, a Tylenol or Excedrin maximum strength will work.

It really works. 4 out of 5 of my professional rowdy friends (including myself prior to marriage :P) vouch for this recipe.

If you need a cab to get to the bathroom, STOP!



Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: ericire12 on June 20, 2008, 07:44:31 PM
Please put some Triple-Sec in that Margarita too!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ron J on June 20, 2008, 08:35:45 PM
I am honored by the name!!

Beer and white wine?  Where in the world did ya come up with this?? 

I will try them this weekend using Red Stripe.

Thanks!!!

Using a lager like Red Stripe will have the same effect BUT ... need to warn you ... the color of the Margarita will be a little weird.  Find a light colored pilsner or any "light" beer and they will look like normal 'rita's and have the same effect. Another key is “cheap white wine”.  Something like a Chablis with a screw on top. 

Where did I come up with this?  It was one night of drinking in Wisconsin. Like they say ... one night in Madison, is like a week in any other place.  These are known in Austin, Scottsdale, Chicago and Mad-Town as RonDogaRitas. 

They will go down smooth.  IF you have had enough to eat, you will feel fine and wake up feeling the same.  You may even try licking the bottom of your blender for breakfast.  However, IF you don't have enough "ballast" or food in you ... you will curse the day you were born.  If it is a full moon, legend has it you will become a werewolf. 
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: ericire12 on June 20, 2008, 09:29:38 PM
"To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!"

-Homer Simpson
Title: Re: Hazmat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: gunman1911 on June 20, 2008, 10:03:34 PM
This is the craziest chemistry class I have ever been in! ;D But the most fun! Arecipe for getng drunk and one for a  hangover that blows you a$$ off?
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 20, 2008, 10:05:07 PM
This is the craziest chemistry class I have ever been in! ;D But the most fun!

And hopefully it won't blow up in your face! ;)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: ericire12 on June 20, 2008, 10:10:48 PM
And hopefully it won't blow up in your face! ;)

Only served in non-smoking bars!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: CurrieS103 on June 21, 2008, 01:27:20 AM
My wife is a bartender...Looks like it's time for me to be her Ginnie pig with this one!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 21, 2008, 05:52:14 AM
My wife is a bartender...Looks like it's time for me to be her Ginnie pig with this one!

You poor soul!  ::)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: DDMac on June 21, 2008, 05:57:57 AM
My wife is a bartender...

Can life get much better? Way to go Mister C !
Mac.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 21, 2008, 06:03:44 AM
My wife is a bartender...

PARTY AT CURRIES!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/party/party-smiley-020.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/party/party-smiley-032.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/party/party-smiley-050.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/ernaehrung/food-smiley-022.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/party/party-smiley-045.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/party/party-smiley-043.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/ernaehrung/food-smiley-012.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/ernaehrung/food-smiley-015.gif)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: twyacht on June 21, 2008, 06:17:30 AM
PARTY AT CURRIES!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/party/party-smiley-020.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/party/party-smiley-032.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/party/party-smiley-050.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/ernaehrung/food-smiley-022.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/party/party-smiley-045.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/party/party-smiley-043.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/ernaehrung/food-smiley-012.gif) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/ernaehrung/food-smiley-015.gif)

The band better have more cowbell!!! ;D   Can I bring some NC BBQ?
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 21, 2008, 06:20:17 AM
The band better have more cowbell!!! ;D   Can I bring some NC BBQ?

Sure!  But about the cowbell you'll need to talk to Jaybeth, it's his band.  ;D

Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: twyacht on June 21, 2008, 07:23:45 AM
I'll bet jay's band has a .45 caliber cowbell, with a +P backup... 8)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Neon Knight Anubis on June 21, 2008, 08:02:09 AM
My wife is a bartender...Looks like it's time for me to be her Ginnie pig with this one!

Sacrificing yourself for the greater good, what a trooper!  ;D

The band better have more cowbell!!! ;D   Can I bring some NC BBQ?

Oh HELL YEAH!! It has been a looooong time since I've have some NC BBQ!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: jaybet on June 21, 2008, 08:38:58 AM
I've never been accused of not having enough cowbell.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 21, 2008, 08:40:56 AM
I've never been accused of not having enough cowbell.

Knew we could count on ya, JayBeth! (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/musik/music-smiley-026.gif)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 21, 2008, 08:53:13 AM
(http://www.mazeguy.net/symbolic/bullhorn.gif) HEY CURRIE!

Party at your place!! (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/musik/music-smiley-005.gif)

(and I only live 225 miles from you. (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/teufel/devil-smiley-003.gif) )
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: twyacht on June 21, 2008, 09:53:27 AM
Ok I'll make the drive but this guy is not allowed ;D

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/dancing.gif)

I'll have to hit 'em with those 12 gauge beanbags or something,....
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: CurrieS103 on June 21, 2008, 11:16:23 AM
Now just a Damn Minute!!! nobody said please  ???.  Besides I have to got to work defending the rich of Boca Raton during the prime party hours and.....HELL NO YOUR NOT PARTYING WITH MY WIFE WHILE I"M AT WORK...WHERE"S MY AR!?!?!?! ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 21, 2008, 12:29:00 PM
CURRIE!

I thought we could count on you!  :'(

Here we are gonna drive just ta see ya and we have NC BBQ, beer, awesome 'ritas and our comradarie (which you think we can't even be trusted with your wife!) and you are saying 'no'?

I am very dissapointed in you!  :(

Well y'all my Lady is not a bartender but she is a hell of a cook and we have extra rooms.

C'mon Down!!  ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: CurrieS103 on June 21, 2008, 05:17:41 PM
I'm only worried about you guys.  Her favorite saying is ..."I'll corrupt you!"  So come on by if you think you can handle her!  ;D   And don't let her looks fool you.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 21, 2008, 06:02:49 PM
No problem.  I'm too old to corrupt. ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: CurrieS103 on June 21, 2008, 06:13:55 PM
No problem.  I'm too old to corrupt. ;D

She love a challege Haz.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 21, 2008, 06:17:29 PM
She love a challege Haz.

I can believe that............she married you!  :o                              ;D ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Rastus on June 21, 2008, 06:55:25 PM
Now just a Damn Minute!!! nobody said please  ???.  Besides I have to got to work defending the rich of Boca Raton during the prime party hours and.....HELL NO YOUR NOT PARTYING WITH MY WIFE WHILE I"M AT WORK...WHERE"S MY AR!?!?!?! ;D

I love an AR too....but if there's a crowd coming you might wanna consider some flechettes.  If you've never been introduced to them they are most cool.  I wonder what they'd do in a Serbu Shorty?

http://www.antipersonnel.net/sdllc/index.html

Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 21, 2008, 07:10:53 PM
I love an AR too....but if there's a crowd coming you might wanna consider some flechettes.  If you've never been introduced to them they are most cool.  I wonder what they'd do in a Serbu Shorty?

http://www.antipersonnel.net/sdllc/index.html



Illegal in Florida.

Quote
790.31  Armor-piercing or exploding ammunition or dragon's breath shotgun shells, bolo shells, or flechette shells prohibited.--

(1)  As used in this section, the term:

(f)  "Flechette shell" means any shell that can be fired in a firearm and that expels two or more pieces of fin-stabilized solid metal wire or two or more solid dart-type projectiles.

(b)  Any person who possesses an armor-piercing bullet or exploding bullet with knowledge of its armor-piercing or exploding capabilities loaded in a handgun, or who possesses a dragon's breath shotgun shell, bolo shell, or flechette shell with knowledge of its capabilities loaded in a firearm, is guilty of a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.

Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Neon Knight Anubis on June 21, 2008, 07:18:53 PM
So if there's no party, what do I do with this plane ticket?  ???

Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 21, 2008, 07:21:11 PM
There is always a party or the quick organizing of one at my place, Dude!  ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: twyacht on June 21, 2008, 08:05:25 PM
Curries you are a lucky and blessed man, I certainly would have all manners in check, after all I wouldn't want you to make a phone call and have an "accidental smart bomb" hit my house. Those zippy combat fighters go from Fl. to NC in what 12 to 18 minutes? :o

I just want to bring some BBQ, and I'll take one for the team,......   please. ;)

Its summer time, my sister lives in Lake Mary, just North of Orlando. 4th of July is coming, SC sells the "real" fireworks, I can bring the whole Star Spangled Event too. ;D




Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Rastus on June 21, 2008, 09:23:56 PM
Illegal in Florida.

That's a shame. 
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ron J on June 21, 2008, 09:31:56 PM
I'd drive for good BBQ.  Hell, I'll grab some tequila, a guitar and a cat too!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: CurrieS103 on June 22, 2008, 12:47:42 AM
Or, we can wait for the SHOT Show in Orlando next year (not that we can get in) and push it up then AND get MB to buy the drinks!   Best tastin' beer in the world is a free beer!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 22, 2008, 05:48:36 AM
Or, we can wait for the SHOT Show in Orlando next year (not that we can get in) and push it up then AND get MB to buy the drinks!   Best tastin' beer in the world is a free beer!

Why not?  All it takes is an FFL and a C&R FFL03 only costs $30.00.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: twyacht on June 22, 2008, 07:49:59 AM
Alright,..... MB has to get us "backstage passes" to the SHOT show, or the party is at HIS house.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fO6LVE_P-A8

Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Rastus on June 22, 2008, 08:14:12 AM
Why not?  All it takes is an FFL and a C&R FFL03 only costs $30.00.

A C&R can gain you admission?  Got a blank form in an envelope on my desktop! 


Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 22, 2008, 08:25:38 AM
A C&R can gain you admission?  Got a blank form in an envelope on my desktop! 






Attendance Rules

• NO PHOTOGRAPHY – STRICTLY ENFORCED! Taking photos of Exhibitor property is forbidden at the SHOT SHOW except by those wearing valid SHOT SHOW Press Badges. Surveillance equipment is in use 24/7. Violators risk confiscation of SHOT SHOW badge and eviction from the premises.

• NO SOLICITATION

• Only firearms on display by exhibitors whose firing pins have been removed (and have been tagged by SHOT SHOW Safety Advisors) will be permitted on the Show floor.

Attention: Please be aware that SHOT SHOW attendees may not take personal firearms on to the exhibit floor for purposes of appraisal, sale, repair or any other reason.

The safety inspection of the Show floor occurs Friday, February 1, 2008. After that, any firearm being brought to an Exhibitor's booth for display must first be inspected and tagged at the SHOT SHOW Safety Advisors' Office in Room N232.

SHOT Show badges and other show credentials are the property of the National Shooting Sports Foundation, Inc. "NSSF" and may be revoked by show management at any time for any reason.

NOTE: Only members of the trade may attend the Show, and must provide a valid Federal Firearms License (FFL) number, State Tax Number, or Industry Related Business Card.

No one under 16, including infants will be permitted on the Show floor.

http://www.shotshow.com/app/homepage.cfm?appname=100300&moduleID=2641&LinkID=18939&campaignid=61346978&iUserCampaignID=40792368




I have a state tax ID for my business and an FFL03 so I can't see why I would not be allowed in.  Heck it says a business card will do!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Rastus on June 22, 2008, 08:54:54 AM
Soo.....Orlando next year.  Let's see, if we don't do the usual Christmas thing that ends up in the closet unused...and if I increase my witholding to hide a few $'s....it could happen, it could just happen.  Is it like in February or something?  This is something that could happen......

And, with the politics the way it is the show could get a lot smaller after this.  Sounds more like a got to happen rather than a could happen.

Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 22, 2008, 09:00:07 AM
January 15-18 2009

http://www.shotshow.org/App/homepage.cfm?moduleid=1968&appname=100300
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: gunman1911 on June 22, 2008, 09:37:44 AM
Illegal in Florida.
 

Dragons breath? I heard of those but can't find any Do they still make them?
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 22, 2008, 09:41:39 AM
Dragons breath? I heard of those but can't find any Do they still make them?

Heck, I don't even know what they are.
Title: Re: Hazmat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: gunman1911 on June 22, 2008, 09:57:03 AM
Flame throwing 12 gauges ;D ;D. Just what a feller like me needs to set a totem pole on fire! ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 22, 2008, 10:00:05 AM
Flame throwing 12 gauges ;D ;D. Just what a feller like me needs to set a totem pole on fire! ;D

Heck, you ought to see hot loads out of my .45 Redhawk if you like flame throwers ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Rastus on June 22, 2008, 10:01:24 AM
Dragons breath? I heard of those but can't find any Do they still make them?

Yup.  www.bigdogammo.com   Click on the "Online Catalog" bar on the left and search in the ammo.  Sometimes they run out of things but if you keep coming back I've eventually found what I wanted.  Fun stuff on old cars, etc.

I'm thinking it's called Flame Thrower now....but they have flash bang's, door entry, etc., etc.

Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 22, 2008, 10:05:33 AM
Dragons Breath, bird bombs, Bean bags, rubber buck shot, I have GOT to get a shotgun !  ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 22, 2008, 10:06:44 AM
Dragons Breath, bird bombs, Bean bags, rubber buck shot, I have GOT to get a shotgun !  ;D

Picked up a used Mossy 500 for 150 out the door. :)
Title: Re: Hazmat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: gunman1911 on June 22, 2008, 10:09:50 AM
ya mean like a 180gu jhp over 30grs. H110 Yes Hornady did publish that load and yes I love hem! It is a compressed load that requires NEW brass. got a 9 inch muzzle blast and muzzle flip that goes towards the sky ;D A real night show at that!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 22, 2008, 10:09:53 AM
Picked up a used Mossy 500 for 150 out the door. :)

Those "Maverick" shot guns go for about $175 around here. I looked them up on line as I had never heard of them, found out they are made by Mossberg.
Does any one know if those "odd" rounds (bird bombs , beanbags etc) will cycle in a semi auto ?
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: gunman1911 on June 22, 2008, 10:11:41 AM
Dragons Breath, bird bombs, Bean bags, rubber buck shot, I have GOT to get a shotgun !  ;D
   Ohhh Yeaaaa!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: gunman1911 on June 22, 2008, 10:14:38 AM
I don't think so but I'll find out forsure tonght I'll aks the Tribal P.D.and let you know.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 22, 2008, 10:16:02 AM
ya mean like a 180gu jhp over 30grs. H110 Yes Hornady did publish that load and yes I love hem! It is a compressed load that requires NEW brass. got a 9 inch muzzle blast and muzzle flip that goes towards the sky ;D A real night show at that!

LORDY!!  I was talking about 250 grain cmj over 20 grains of H110.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 22, 2008, 10:20:45 AM
And you wonder why Currie doesn't want the party at HIS house ?  ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: gunman1911 on June 22, 2008, 10:36:01 AM
Found some on Gun Broker.com 9 rounds for 50.00 buck throws a flame from a 12 ga. for 250+ feet that is 3000 yes 3000 degrees farinhite. does not harm your barrle but do NOT use in or point at your house!. Second question.......... Anybody got 50 bucks I can borrow? ;D Just think you can shoot, pluck and cook your ducks before they even hit the water!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: CurrieS103 on June 22, 2008, 11:33:13 AM
Good Lord...Do they make Nomex wallpaper?
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: twyacht on June 22, 2008, 03:05:29 PM
Maybe MB can get those rounds in the little SERBU, I'd love to see a video,.....

Hmmm, methinks of a clever idea,... ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 22, 2008, 04:24:04 PM
Maybe MB can get those rounds in the little SERBU, I'd love to see a video,.....

Hmmm, methinks of a clever idea,... ;) ;) ;) ;)


Is this like "hold my beer, watch this" That kind of clever idea ?   ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 22, 2008, 05:29:41 PM
Listen y'all!! I am 1.5 pitchers in and it took five minutes to makethis post!

These SOBs are GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ksail101 on June 22, 2008, 05:40:42 PM

Is this like "hold my beer, watch this" That kind of clever idea ?   ;D

I am just chiming in cause of this comment.

I think this might have been the line my dad used on my mom, before I was made.

Cause I have a few scars and couple good stories cause of me saying those very words.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 22, 2008, 06:29:56 PM
Another one you want to watch out for is, "Seemed like a good idea at the time ."  ;D Thats the one you wind up using on a Judge or EMT, I bet Gunman1911 has heard it a lot ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 22, 2008, 08:32:06 PM
Any one heard from Hazcat ? His last post was around 6:30 about how good the margaritas were ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: twyacht on June 22, 2008, 08:38:26 PM
Any one heard from Hazcat ? His last post was around 6:30 about how good the margaritas were ;D

He used up one of his lives drinking that potion. :P

That cat gonna need my hangover potion tomorrow.
You gotta see this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=saqI4RMtLtA

 :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: brosometal on June 22, 2008, 10:03:48 PM
WARNING!

Unless you are a United States Marine, you must consume food before and during your enjoyment of the following. 

6oz of frozen Lime Aid concentrate.  Do not mix … just take the 6oz. and dump it in a blender

6oz. of your favorite tequila

6oz. of beer (pilsners or “light” beers work best)

3oz. of really cheap white wine

Add ice and blend (Taste great “on the rocks”.  However, keep in mind that they are a little more powerful given the lack of blended ice) 

DO NOT handle firearms, fly airplanes or operate machinery heavier than your blender.  To that, after three pitchers I sincerely recommend that you don't operate anything that runs on electricity. After five pitchers, you will be functionally illiterate.
DO NOT make any attempt to sing or dance because you will look pathetically stupid doing such.
DO NOT call me for bail money.   :P

Good luck. 

You may need to work on the phrasing here.  Functionally?  Come on.  You may forget to breathe.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ron J on June 22, 2008, 10:16:53 PM
Listen y'all!! I am 1.5 pitchers in and it took five minutes to makethis post!

These SOBs are GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They do go down smooth!  Glad you liked them!  Making margaritas, chili and good look'n babies are my specialities.   8)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: gunman1911 on June 23, 2008, 09:04:09 AM
LORDY!!  I was talking about 250 grain cmj over 20 grains of H110.


That load is for kittys.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: gunman1911 on June 23, 2008, 09:08:24 AM
Another one you want to watch out for is, "Seemed like a good idea at the time ."  ;D Thats the one you wind up using on a Judge or EMT, I bet Gunman1911 has heard it a lot ;D
More like "I'll show you how to stop bad guys here hold my doughnut" and I'll work the AED here hold my beer and watch his a$$ jump!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ron J on June 23, 2008, 11:45:38 AM
Any one heard from Hazcat ? His last post was around 6:30 about how good the margaritas were ;D

Good question.  Is there a "cat watch" on? 
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 23, 2008, 12:09:07 PM
Good question.  Is there a "cat watch" on? 

I'm here and I'm sane and sober.  ;)  (well as sane and sober as I ever was).
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: DDMac on June 23, 2008, 03:16:15 PM
Oh sure, after being AWOL for 18 hours, now you're back. Did that bad blender send you prowling?
Mac.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: twyacht on June 23, 2008, 07:27:26 PM
Oh sure, after being AWOL for 18 hours, now you're back. Did that bad blender send you prowling?
Mac.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0qrPeV1t9uU     

Good to have ya' back. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 23, 2008, 08:14:41 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0qrPeV1t9uU    

Good to have ya' back. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



That is hilarious!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: CurrieS103 on June 23, 2008, 08:49:26 PM
I doubt your that mellow the morning after Haz
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 24, 2008, 01:56:09 AM
I'm here and I'm sane and sober.  ;)  (well as sane and sober as I ever was).

Glad to see you functional ;D So, did I make a mistake giving that recipe to a lady at work who is also into guns ?
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: DDMac on June 24, 2008, 05:21:40 AM
No good deed goes unpunished. 8)
Mac.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on June 24, 2008, 05:51:15 AM
Glad to see you functional ;D So, did I make a mistake giving that recipe to a lady at work who is also into guns ?

Well, let's just say they're like your favorite trigger....dangerously smooth! ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ron J on June 24, 2008, 07:35:33 AM
Glad to see you functional ;D So, did I make a mistake giving that recipe to a lady at work who is also into guns ?

Just as long as you warn her to eat before drinking!  For some reason ... and not to sound too sexist ... this is especially true with the women-folk that consume this tasty beverage. 

Now, if you find a woman that is immune to tequila ... you are in for a fun night! 
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: CurrieS103 on June 24, 2008, 09:11:17 AM
Just don't feed her the chili and then have her dump this chemical bomb on top of it.  Dangerous...very dangerous
Title: Re: Hazmat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: gunman1911 on June 24, 2008, 10:16:32 AM
I believe the sober part! ;D Wait blow in to my machine and lets see the BAL.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: brosometal on June 24, 2008, 05:24:02 PM
Just as long as you warn her to eat before drinking!  For some reason ... and not to sound too sexist ... this is especially true with the women-folk that consume this tasty beverage. 

Now, if you find a woman that is immune to tequila ... you are in for a fun night! 

Mr. J,

I, once again, must take umbrage with your choice of words.  Fun????  Speaking from experience, the tequila immune female will be unforgettable, but fun?  That is a different story.  All I know for sure is that I don't remember and people were shooting me funny looks for quite some time.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: twyacht on June 24, 2008, 08:53:55 PM
I, once again, must take umbrage with your choice of words.  Fun?Huh?  Speaking from experience, the tequila immune female will be unforgettable, but fun?

Saw a tequila immune female set fire to a 1984 Camaro in Ft. Lauderdale over her "boyfriend". Talk about girl gone wild! :o

She threw the Cuervo at the car right when the Fire Dept. showed up.

Something I won't forget.  ::)

Be afraid,,,,,be very afraid..... Of a tequila immune female!

I'm sure Marshal'ette likes something more mellow like whiskey. 8)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ron J on June 24, 2008, 09:23:31 PM
twyacht:
Be afraid,,,,,be very afraid..... Of a tequila immune female!



Naw.  Back in 1987, I once met a drop dead gorgeous lady that was completely immune to tequila and a lesbian.  After some Cuervo's Family Reserve (comes in a box and the bottle has a wax top ... hmmmm good), I was able to straighten her out for a couple of hours.   ;)

Here’s the secret.  Now, I know I shouldn’t be telling you all this BUT since you asked, here’s what you got to do. 

When you find that rare woman that is immune to tequila, you have to make sure that leather whips are securely locked up and that you have NO CANDELS in sight.  This is very important … unless you do want your butt kicked and a bad ass Brazilian wax job.   :o

Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: brosometal on June 24, 2008, 09:30:26 PM
twyacht:
Be afraid,,,,,be very afraid..... Of a tequila immune female!



Naw.  Back in 1987, I once met a drop dead gorgeous lady that was completely immune to tequila and a lesbian.  After some Cuervo's Family Reserve (comes in a box and the bottle has a wax top ... hmmmm good), I was able to straighten her out for a couple of hours.   ;)

Here’s the secret.  Now, I know I shouldn’t be telling you all this BUT since you asked, here’s what you got to do. 

When you find that rare woman that is immune to tequila, you have to make sure that leather whips are securely locked up and that you have NO CANDELS in sight.  This is very important … unless you do want your butt kicked and a bad ass Brazilian wax job.   :o



I am still laughing at this ;D  Brazilian-ing the boys is not a fun thought. I believe my statement still holds.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ron J on June 24, 2008, 09:42:07 PM
I am still laughing at this ;D  Brazilian-ing the boys is not a fun thought. I believe my statement still holds.

YES! That's why you have to get rid of all the candels!  With some, you may wish to hide road flares too. 
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: brosometal on June 24, 2008, 10:30:45 PM
YES! That's why you have to get rid of all the candels!  With some, you may wish to hide road flares too. 

OUCH! shudder to think
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 25, 2008, 02:18:54 AM
twyacht:
Be afraid,,,,,be very afraid..... Of a tequila immune female!



Naw.  Back in 1987, I once met a drop dead gorgeous lady that was completely immune to tequila and a lesbian.  After some Cuervo's Family Reserve (comes in a box and the bottle has a wax top ... hmmmm good), I was able to straighten her out for a couple of hours.   ;)

Here’s the secret.  Now, I know I shouldn’t be telling you all this BUT since you asked, here’s what you got to do. 

When you find that rare woman that is immune to tequila, you have to make sure that leather whips are securely locked up and that you have NO CANDELS in sight.  This is very important … unless you do want your butt kicked and a bad ass Brazilian wax job.   :o

A long time ago, I swore off women who made me wonder about my life insurance.  ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: CurrieS103 on June 25, 2008, 08:04:52 AM
A long time ago, I swore off women who made me wonder about my life insurance.  ;D

Good Call!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ron J on June 25, 2008, 10:22:55 AM
twyacht:
Be afraid,,,,,be very afraid..... Of a tequila immune female!



Naw.  Back in 1987, I once met a drop dead gorgeous lady that was completely immune to tequila and a lesbian.  After some Cuervo's Family Reserve (comes in a box and the bottle has a wax top ... hmmmm good), I was able to straighten her out for a couple of hours.   ;)

Here’s the secret.  Now, I know I shouldn’t be telling you all this BUT since you asked, here’s what you got to do. 

When you find that rare woman that is immune to tequila, you have to make sure that leather whips are securely locked up and that you have NO CANDELS in sight.  This is very important … unless you do want your butt kicked and a bad ass Brazilian wax job.   :o



Check that.  It wasn't Cuervo Family Reserve.  It was Montezuma.  Really cheap stuff ... and it worked without the revenge!  The "good stuff" came a few years later and it involved my wife, a fire pit and a full moon. 
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: gunman1911 on June 25, 2008, 03:53:37 PM
 It always the dreaded full moon! I have a lot of experience with this Phenomenon!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: DesertMarine on June 29, 2008, 12:52:26 PM
I am a new member and just read this forum.  Glad I joined.  I am a Marine, love tequila, beer, guns and horses.  Seeing the recipe reminds me of the saying about ruining good whiskey by mixing with coke.  Since I live somewhat close to the Mexican border I can get good tequila.  If you can find El Jimador, Tequila Reposada, get it, better than Cuervo any day.  Also try Tequila Sauza.  Mexico does not export it's really good tequila.  Those two are cheaper than Cuervo. 

The recipe sounds interesting but having tried so many different combinations, I'll pass and let the young ones try it.  I like my tequila straight, no lime or salt (with good tequila you don't need them).  Also like my Crown Royal, straight, no mixing.

My horse's name is Azteca.  My Ar's name is "Hillary" and my burro's name is "Slick Willy".  I wonder if I am insulting my burro.

No longer lean and mean but still all Marine.

Semper Fi
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 29, 2008, 01:50:18 PM
The 4th is coming up quickly.  My favorite cocktail begins with nine bushels of corn and two bushels of rye.  Soak one bushel each of of corn and rye and start the sprouting process ... is this forum public ... after adding a little fresh fruit to the bottom of each jar you will have a cocktail appealing to the taste of anyone.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ron J on June 29, 2008, 02:42:42 PM
I am a new member and just read this forum.  Glad I joined.  I am a Marine, love tequila, beer, guns and horses.  Seeing the recipe reminds me of the saying about ruining good whiskey by mixing with coke.  Since I live somewhat close to the Mexican border I can get good tequila.  If you can find El Jimador, Tequila Reposada, get it, better than Cuervo any day.  Also try Tequila Sauza.  Mexico does not export it's really good tequila.  Those two are cheaper than Cuervo. 

The recipe sounds interesting but having tried so many different combinations, I'll pass and let the young ones try it.  I like my tequila straight, no lime or salt (with good tequila you don't need them).  Also like my Crown Royal, straight, no mixing.

My horse's name is Azteca.  My Ar's name is "Hillary" and my burro's name is "Slick Willy".  I wonder if I am insulting my burro.

No longer lean and mean but still all Marine.

Semper Fi



Welcome Desert Marine!

I agree with the tequila advice.   I drink my alcohol "neat" but every now and then a margarita hits the spot. 
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: twyacht on June 29, 2008, 02:48:12 PM
Hello Desert Marine, welcome and thank you for your service to this country. No other forum is quite like this one, and you are among  some of the finest on any forum

I like my Crown on the rocks. had to give up tequila in the 90's. Something in the agave effects my DNA,  8)

I don't think your insulting your burro, he probably is more loyal, trustworthy, and has more class. ;D

Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: DDMac on June 29, 2008, 04:01:24 PM
Well DM, you are as welcome here as a hot buttered biscuit at breakfast. Glad to have another vet. Plenty of VERY smart people here(I'm not on the list,but I love to learn) who are always eager to greet and talk about dern near anything worth your attention. Your Burro, Slick Willie, do you need to kind of keep an eye on him sometimes, to keep him in line? Then he is properly named. Welcome.
Mac.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: DesertMarine on June 29, 2008, 04:05:10 PM
Thanks RonJ and Twyacht and DDMack.

That is true about the burro being more loyal than Slick Willy.  No girls around so I don't have to worry about him.  He sure is noisy around feeding time.

I have slowed down on the shooting.  Do mainly rifles in .270, .308, 300WSM and AR.  Pistols in .357 and 1911.  And of course .22's, Rugers, semi-auto pistol and 10-22.  Used to do a lot of 22-250 and .223 in heavy varmit rifles but going for light rifles now and tactical type AR's.  


Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 29, 2008, 09:29:33 PM
Well DM, you are as welcome here as a hot buttered biscuit at breakfast. Glad to have another vet. Plenty of VERY smart people here(I'm not on the list,but I love to learn) who are always eager to greet and talk about dern near anything worth your attention. Your Burro, Slick Willie, do you need to kind of keep an eye on him sometimes, to keep him in line? Then he is properly named. Welcome.
Mac.

Don't you believe that BS about him not being on the list   ;D Semper Fi and welcome
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 01, 2008, 10:12:33 AM
yeah Tom.. you took the words right out of my mouth..
He's just being modest.
 DDMack is HIGH on my list of the intellectual ladder. Along with a whole lot of others on here.

Welcome.. nice to have you hangin' out with us.  :)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: shooter32 on July 01, 2008, 10:46:09 AM
I am a new member and just read this forum.  Glad I joined.  I am a Marine, love tequila, beer, guns and horses.  Seeing the recipe reminds me of the saying about ruining good whiskey by mixing with coke.  Since I live somewhat close to the Mexican border I can get good tequila.  If you can find El Jimador, Tequila Reposada, get it, better than Cuervo any day.  Also try Tequila Sauza.  Mexico does not export it's really good tequila.  Those two are cheaper than Cuervo. 

The recipe sounds interesting but having tried so many different combinations, I'll pass and let the young ones try it.  I like my tequila straight, no lime or salt (with good tequila you don't need them).  Also like my Crown Royal, straight, no mixing.

My horse's name is Azteca.  My Ar's name is "Hillary" and my burro's name is "Slick Willy".  I wonder if I am insulting my burro.

No longer lean and mean but still all Marine.

Semper Fi

Welcome DesertMarine!!
You will love this place, The DownRange Crew is the BEST and the forum members are well you'll see they will amaze you!!!!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 01, 2008, 10:59:26 AM
Welcome DesertMarine!!
You will love this place, The DownRange Crew is the BEST and the forum members are well you'll see they will amaze you!!!!

And / or scare him  ;D  As a Marine He DEFINITLY knows what can happen after,"Hold my beer, watch this."   ;D

 
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: DesertMarine on July 01, 2008, 03:14:24 PM
I am finding out about the people are good.  Enjoying it.  I am always willing to learn and to share knowledge.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: jnevis on July 01, 2008, 03:31:16 PM
And / or scare him  ;D  As a Marine He DEFINITLY knows what can happen after,"Hold my beer, watch this."   ;D

Only thing scarier is the Airman/PFC/2LT/ENS saying "I've done this a 1000 times.  What could go wrong?"
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on July 01, 2008, 03:39:06 PM
And / or scare him  ;D  As a Marine He DEFINITLY knows what can happen after,"Hold my beer, watch this."   ;D

 

Margarita   ;D 

Had to stay on topic! (http://www.mazeguy.net/happy/rotfl.gif)

(I just (http://www.mazeguy.net/happy/crackup.gif) me up! (http://www.mazeguy.net/happy/laughing.gif) )
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ksail101 on July 01, 2008, 04:57:07 PM
Only thing scarier is the Airman/PFC/2LT/ENS saying "I've done this a 1000 times.  What could go wrong?"

I am amazed no one has brought this up.

The worst thing in my mind that one could hear is Haz saying "I got an idea!"   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 01, 2008, 05:05:52 PM
I am amazed no one has brought this up.

The worst thing in my mind that one could hear is Haz saying "I got an idea!"   ;D ;D ;D


(http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/stirthepot.gif)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on July 01, 2008, 05:16:47 PM
Ksail,

You want to have fun.  Look at a thread from some months back where M'ette said she was going to the lake for the weekend and we were supposed to be good.

I can't remember the name of the thread and it may have started on another topic (imagine that, a thread going off topic around here ::) )  but it was FUN.  M'ette put a couple of us in the dog house.

I of course, was completely innocent!  (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/teufel/devil-smiley-019.gif)

Here it is http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=1732.0
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 02, 2008, 10:20:49 AM
Ksail,

You want to have fun.  Look at a thread from some months back where M'ette said she was going to the lake for the weekend and we were supposed to be good.

I can't remember the name of the thread and it may have started on another topic (imagine that, a thread going off topic around here ::) )  but it was FUN.  M'ette put a couple of us in the dog house.

I of course, was completely innocent!   (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/teufel/devil-smiley-019.gif)

Here it is http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=1732.0

(http://www.mazeguy.net/happy/rotfl.gif)
                                 
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: shooter32 on July 02, 2008, 11:14:14 AM
Ksail,

You want to have fun.  Look at a thread from some months back where M'ette said she was going to the lake for the weekend and we were supposed to be good.

I can't remember the name of the thread and it may have started on another topic (imagine that, a thread going off topic around here ::) )  but it was FUN.  M'ette put a couple of us in the dog house.

I of course, was completely innocent!  (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/teufel/devil-smiley-019.gif)

Haz,

Your right on the old thread when you ended up in the dog house. ;D Lot of laughs :D :D
With the 4th coming up will you be BBQ some of the hog your son shot??

You have to do a thread,"4th of July with Haz"  8) 8)
Have a GREAT 4th
shooter32

Here it is http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=1732.0
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on July 02, 2008, 11:35:34 AM
Shooter,

Not sure about the BBQ as we have been getting good rains here every day.  May make another pot o chilie and of course Hazaritas (Hat tip to Ron ;D ).

Bought a bunch of fireworks (gound stuff).  The neighbors come over and set up chairs in the yard to watch HazJr and 'the boys' set it all off (usually takes an hour or more!)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: shooter32 on July 02, 2008, 11:57:30 AM
Haz,

cool and rain, a pot of chilie and lots of Hazaritas :D :D how could that go wrong.
it's been in the 90's here in Colorado, and drier than a popcorn fart ;D
but it makes the cold ones go down nice and easy!!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on July 02, 2008, 12:12:05 PM
Shooter,

Rain yes, cool - NO.  Upper 80 to low 90 and humidity at 75 - 85%!

Step outside and you look like you just stepped out of the shower, soaking wet from sweat.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 02, 2008, 12:16:46 PM
You have to do a thread,"4th of July with Haz"

He can't, that pesky self incrimination thing   ;D


drier than a popcorn fart  
The only other person I EVER heard use that phrase was my Dad
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: shooter32 on July 02, 2008, 12:23:38 PM
You have to do a thread,"4th of July with Haz"

He can't, that pesky self incrimination thing   ;D


drier than a popcorn fart  
The only other person I EVER heard use that phrase was my Dad

Tom,
He, Haz does bring out the devil in us all.. ;D

My old man used to say it, just kind a stuck I guess.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on July 02, 2008, 12:24:34 PM
You have to do a thread,"4th of July with Haz"

He can't, that pesky self incrimination thing   ;D

HMMM, yes.  I had not considered that!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on July 02, 2008, 12:26:39 PM
Tom,
He, Haz does bring out the devil in us all.. ;D

My old man used to say it, just kind a stuck I guess.

It's a talent. (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/teufel/devil-smiley-009.gif)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: DDMac on July 02, 2008, 01:10:35 PM
The problem that Haz can't overcome is some of us read the St. Pete papers and have spies in the area. Every move is monotored, and if he doesn't confess up front, the articles will become Forum front page news. EVEN THAT does not inhibit his irrepressible attraction to mischief. Those like me, that only faintly recall youthful walks on the wild side, look forward to these great holidays so that HAZCAT can share his adventures. Have a good one friend!
Mac.
ps. I just bought a new blender! The old one fell over. :'( And couldn't get up! ;)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on July 02, 2008, 02:55:09 PM
Mac,

The best blender to buy is a Hamilton like they use at good bars.  It has off low and high.  No pulse or frape' or other BS.  Costs a bit but will last forever!  (voice of experience speaking ;D )

And as to your 'family spy',  you have my address.  If she and her beau would like, they are invited to hang out with us.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: DDMac on July 02, 2008, 03:41:05 PM
You know, I kept the receipt on that multi-everything blender, and you are right. I just never hung out in good bars. Hamilton it is. You only live once, and I'm on the short end of that fuse.
Thanks for the offer and I'll pass it on to the daughter. She is, as we speak, moving to new digs and fighting a new Florida roach infestation. Still in St. Pete though. She's a lifer I think.

The bail guarantee stands if needed, but just for you and Jr. The rest are on their own.
Mac.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ron J on July 02, 2008, 05:24:40 PM
Mac,

The best blender to buy is a Hamilton like they use at good bars.  It has off low and high.  No pulse or frape' or other BS.  Costs a bit but will last forever!  (voice of experience speaking ;D )

And as to your 'family spy',  you have my address.  If she and her beau would like, they are invited to hang out with us.

+1

That's what we use.  They hold up and are so simple my chocolate lab can (and I think he has) use it. 

Then again, if want the "high octane" version, do the ritas on the rocks. 

Hey Haz ... if you are going to do anything wild or insane this weekend, I would suggest you get a "Haz-Cam" and have a live feed. 
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on July 02, 2008, 05:40:29 PM
So not only do you want me to incriminate myself you want it on vid??

Some friend you are!














;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on July 02, 2008, 06:11:58 PM
Mac,

Here it is.

http://www.everythingkitchens.com/Hamilton-Beach-Bar-Blender-Chrome.html

Of course shop for the best price.

Mine is 12 years old.  I paid 90.00 for it.  Looks a little different but I'm sure it's just a 'style' thing.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Ron J on July 02, 2008, 06:26:32 PM
So not only do you want me to incriminate myself you want it on vid??

Some friend you are!

;D

C'mon Haz!  Blender at the red line and launching sky rockets off your butt crack ... pure entertainment!   ;D

Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on July 02, 2008, 06:41:08 PM
C'mon Haz!  Blender at the red line and launching sky rockets off your butt crack ... pure entertainment!   ;D



Well, the chilie takes a while to 'kick in' so I'm not sure about that part. (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/lachen/laughing-smiley-011.gif)
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: DDMac on July 02, 2008, 08:10:35 PM
I have a $30 Christmas gift card from some family member for Beds, Brassieres, & Bottoms, or some such thing??. I'll bet they have a Hamilton with my name on it. I'll let you know what happens.
Mac.
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: gunman1911 on July 02, 2008, 09:35:07 PM
C'mon Haz!  Blender at the red line and launching sky rockets off your butt crack ... pure entertainment!   ;D


Don't know why but I got a mental picture. EEEWWWEEE not pretty!
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: Hazcat on July 02, 2008, 09:43:07 PM
Don't know why but I got a mental picture. EEEWWWEEE not pretty!

Can't say as I blame you!  ;D
Title: Re: HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only
Post by: brosometal on July 07, 2008, 06:41:43 PM
With all the blender talk you should check out the videos at www.willitblend.com (http://www.willitblend.com).  I believe they are a bit more expensive but if you ever need to "get rid of the evidence"...   The mind reels.

P.S. the Video's are funny