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Title: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: Timothy on January 02, 2017, 06:28:33 PM
Why do boner medications have really hot actresses posing as wanting wives?

Just wondering...

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Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: Majer on January 02, 2017, 06:42:23 PM
Because if they were ugly you would neither want or need their product.
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: Timothy on January 02, 2017, 06:48:50 PM
So!  It's not just me wondering?
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: alfsauve on January 02, 2017, 07:10:48 PM
And why do you think they are married?



Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: Rastus on January 02, 2017, 07:12:04 PM
Yeah, I'm with Majer expecially on the last 4 words...

Alf...OK  I'm Restating it...so if they are not married you'd figure a big part of the reason they are together without being married is because they don't need it....
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: Big Frank on January 02, 2017, 07:56:43 PM
I always thought they make boner pills for old men because of what old women look like. I too noticed some nice looking women in the commercials.
Title: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: Timothy on January 02, 2017, 08:27:04 PM
I'm older...  my wife still makes it worth the effort!

Now, put a bevy of those cuties in my face and we may need to renegotiate!
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: les snyder on January 02, 2017, 09:17:47 PM
and on a completely different note...been told the SF guys in Afghanistan are taking the pills to help with working at higher altitudes  :)
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: TAB on January 03, 2017, 03:11:10 AM
It was a blood pressure med.  In the clinical trials they started hearing about the side effects...


I know on 2  people that have had heart attacks in bed thanks to taking them when they were on other heart meds.

Can't say its a bad way too go.
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: DaverZ on January 03, 2017, 07:34:39 AM
I always thought they make boner pills for old men because of what old women look like. I too noticed some nice looking women in the commercials.
To keep the old guys from peeing on their shoes
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: Jim Kennedy-ar154me on January 03, 2017, 09:32:01 AM
Oh how I wish we had a "LIKE" button for this one.
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: Solus on January 03, 2017, 10:52:47 AM
Ever think about how good the marketing folks feel about these products?

I mean a disclaimer that warns you to seek medical help if your erection lasts more than 4  hours?  Marketing would NOT put that in small print.

That translates to  "Using this product could cause your wildest dreams to come true"   

 
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: Big Frank on January 03, 2017, 12:25:41 PM
Talk about side effects. They tell you if you suddenly go deaf or blind to call your doctor. It may be worth it but I don't want to find out.
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: bulldog75 on January 03, 2017, 06:52:29 PM
If Rosie O'donnel is your wife ED is not a punishment it is reward.
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: Solus on January 03, 2017, 06:57:52 PM
Talk about side effects. They tell you if you suddenly go deaf or blind to call your doctor. It may be worth it but I don't want to find out.

I think it might have been  your mother who told you that you would go blind, Jumbo   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: Rastus on January 03, 2017, 07:13:15 PM
If Rosie O'donnel is your wife ED is not a punishment it is reward.

Ugggh...  That is just plain wrong.
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 04, 2017, 11:41:49 AM
To keep the old guys from peeing on their shoes

Also keeps 'em from rollin' out of bed at night.  ;)
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: Big Frank on January 04, 2017, 02:15:00 PM
Also keeps 'em from rollin' out of bed at night.  ;)

That reminds me of an old joke. It's why biker guys have kickstands.
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 05, 2017, 10:11:26 AM
I have a close friend that lost both legs due to diabetes......I went to visit him in the hospital after one of his surgeries and he joked that now both of his legs were the same length again......so, if he took off his prosthetics and took a viagra, he could stand up like a tripod.  ;D
Title: Re: Curiously Wondering...
Post by: billt on January 11, 2017, 06:35:26 AM
Why do boner medications have really hot actresses posing as wanting wives?

Just wondering...

Well, look at it this way. Do you think they would sell more product if Hillary was their spokesman? I'm guessing most men would rather remain soft.