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Title: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Hazcat on November 08, 2008, 09:29:31 AM
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Guns/100_1093.jpg)

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Guns/100_1094.jpg)

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Guns/100_1095.jpg)

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Guns/100_1096.jpg)

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Guns/100_1097.jpg)

Bushmaster upper (1in9) and a Colt lower
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Ocin on November 08, 2008, 09:32:56 AM
Dirty!!

Real downright dirty gun porn!  ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Pathfinder on November 08, 2008, 09:41:19 AM
Hmmmmmmmmmm, good porn.

Would have been the best porn, but I just got back from the Sun's Page 3.

Still, good stuff here!
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: jaybet on November 08, 2008, 10:54:59 AM
Yeaaahhh Baby!!!
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 08, 2008, 10:58:45 AM
Haz, I see you just put new batteries in the camera and of course the obligatory left foot........ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Just messing with you.
That is a really nice rifle you have there. If you need help breakin' it in, just let me know............. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 08, 2008, 11:32:47 AM
Nice rifle, trim your toenails  ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 08, 2008, 11:40:18 AM
Nice rifle, trim your toenails  ;D

Or paint 'em black to match the rifle....... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Hazcat on November 08, 2008, 12:35:54 PM
Y'all notice how LARGE that great toe is..........? ;)


;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: deepwater on November 08, 2008, 01:29:31 PM
nice one Haz.... looks awesome.. the EBR not the toe..
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 08, 2008, 02:33:44 PM
Has anyone noticed that Haz's pictures focus on one of three things: 

1.  Haz Jr cleaning cozmoline out of some relic;

2.  Some cat with a hangover;

3.  Guns on the floor?

Guns on the floor ... My wife was moaning this morning about having to pick up my clothes off the floor, can't imagine what she would do if I stored my guns there ... as a matter of fact I think her hunting gun is on the floor waiting cleaning and replacement in the rack  ;D

P.S.

Nice Gun Haz!
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: deepwater on November 08, 2008, 02:47:46 PM
maybe he keeps them on the floor so they'll be handy when he ends up there himself... (hazaritas?) or more likely.. he's run out of space in the safe.  ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Hazcat on November 08, 2008, 03:19:54 PM
M58,

That was not a 'floor'.................................... that was the pool deck!  ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 08, 2008, 03:29:01 PM
M58,

That was not a 'floor'.................................... that was the pool deck!  ;D

She'd piss and moan if I left my underware on the pool deck too ... actually in today's weather she'd probably giggle  :-[
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Hazcat on November 08, 2008, 03:58:56 PM
She'd piss and moan if I left my underware on the pool deck too ... actually in today's weather she'd probably giggle  :-[

Why?  It's 94 here!  ;D  :D  :D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 08, 2008, 05:16:31 PM
We went from a high of 74 to a high of 25 in three days, Thursday night gave us six inches of heavy wet snow, last night gave us wind sticking everything to the roads (ground temp was still 50 when this started), and today the country roads are glare ice with the State highways not much better (slush rather than snow). 

Talked to a friend that drives a county plow, he has his belly blade down so hard that he is losing traction on the steering axle, and he can't cut the ice (fully loaded, like today, these are 65k rigs).

If things don't change it will be a loooooooooong winter.  The plus side is I have about forth bushels of corn in the garage and the stove lit right up.  Should be Florida in here by supper time  8)
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Hazcat on November 08, 2008, 05:43:56 PM
25?  BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

It gets into the sixties as a high (40s at night) and I'm cold!

It's 87 now with a nice breeze and low humity (46%) and very comfy here.  Windows open time!  ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: 2HOW on November 08, 2008, 05:53:14 PM
very nice  (damit)
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Pathfinder on November 08, 2008, 05:58:03 PM
25?  BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

It gets into the sixties as a high (40s at night) and I'm cold!

It's 87 now with a nice breeze and low humity (46%) and very comfy here.  Windows open time!  ;D

But with FLA you also get hurricanes, late afternoon thunderstorms every day (at least on the Gulf coast where my Dad used to live in Hudson, about an hour north of Haz), and appalling humidity during the spring, summer and fall.

Right now I'd take the current temps there rather than here (colder than where M85 is), not to mention have a pool right out side the door like my Dad had. Very nice, going for a midnight swim at Christmas too.
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Big Frank on November 08, 2008, 07:42:13 PM
That's downright evil. The toe not the rifle.  ;D  We never see the right foot so I'm guessing Haz actually has two left feet.  ;)
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Hazcat on November 08, 2008, 07:46:38 PM
That's downright evil. The toe not the rifle.  ;D  We never see the right foot so I'm guessing Haz actually has two left feet.  ;)

UHHHHHHHH......................yep!  ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 08, 2008, 08:11:06 PM
Ok now that we've gotten past the dirty picture, is there an article to read on this.  I do read the articles you know  ;)  Shoot, I even read TAB's posts ... after I look at the avatar  :o
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Hazcat on November 08, 2008, 08:38:54 PM
No real story behind it.

As y'all know I am not a big .223 fan BUT i got a very good deal on it and it was an "off the books" transaction so I just couldn't pass it up.
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Pathfinder on November 08, 2008, 08:53:58 PM
No real story behind it.

As y'all know I am not a big .223 fan BUT i got a very good deal on it and it was an "off the books" transaction so I just couldn't pass it up.

Not now no more it ain't!!    ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: HAWKFISH on November 08, 2008, 08:59:58 PM
Nice gun Hazcat!....   I was wondering though.. does it have a name? I mean every pornstar has a name. What it's called?  ::)
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Big Frank on November 08, 2008, 09:28:57 PM
Not now no more it ain't!!    ;D

 ;D  Good one.
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Big Frank on November 08, 2008, 09:32:35 PM
Nice gun Hazcat!....   I was wondering though.. does it have a name? I mean every pornstar has a name. What it's called?  ::)

My brother had a pornstar name but his gun didn't. When John bought a Hastings Wadlock barrel for his shotgun he got the name Johnny Wadlock.  :)
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Ksail101 on November 08, 2008, 11:56:06 PM
Haz- Have you been hangin around in my neck of the woods. There are some people here that think they saw big foot again the other day. But I will clear up all the confusion if you were in the area  ;)

I am jealous of your rifle. I dream of Colt M4s. Literally.
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Hazcat on November 09, 2008, 07:12:17 AM
Haz- Have you been hangin around in my neck of the woods. There are some people here that think they saw big foot again the other day. But I will clear up all the confusion if you were in the area  ;)

I am jealous of your rifle. I dream of Colt M4s. Literally.

Sorry, never been West of Alabama! ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 09, 2008, 11:56:51 AM
Y'all notice how LARGE that great toe is..........? ;)


;D


Ohhh pluuueese......  ::)  You have a LARGE big toe.. It simply means you wear BIG socks.. LOL
And don't try to b/s me otherwise..... ( I read what's on the  girls bathroom walls about you.... so  I KNOW the real truth..)  ::)

 (http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/Laughing-10.gif)


Oh yeah... by the way.......................nice gun... ( and I meant the one laying on the ground) ;)

Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: twyacht on November 09, 2008, 01:30:15 PM
I have a feeling between now and some cold, sad, day in January,,,, we are going to see more gun porn here on DRTV.
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/lotsoguns.jpg)

Nice rifle Haz! Congratulations!
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: cooptire on November 09, 2008, 10:09:37 PM
Y'all notice how LARGE that great toe is..........? ;)


;D

Are you really Sgt. Hulka? You know, the one with the big toe!  :o           ;)
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 09, 2008, 10:11:32 PM
If we keep this up, Haz is gonna get a complex.     ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 09, 2008, 11:04:21 PM
He's a cat!

In a cat's world, attention is attention, and it doesn't matter what kind as long as they are gettin' it!
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 09, 2008, 11:56:29 PM
He's a cat!

In a cat's world, attention is attention, and it doesn't matter what kind as long as they are gettin' it!

That's right, cats get jealous if you KICK the dog  ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 09, 2008, 11:59:58 PM
This thread has gone toe-tally off track.

P.S.  Nice EBR, Haz!


***** GROAN *****

 ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Rastus on November 10, 2008, 05:59:10 AM
No real story behind it.

As y'all know I am not a big .223 fan BUT i got a very good deal on it and it was an "off the books" transaction so I just couldn't pass it up.

A cat with a poodle shooter.....sounds like somethin' that ought to be illegal.
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Hazcat on November 10, 2008, 08:36:55 AM
A cat with a poodle shooter.....sounds like somethin' that ought to be illegal.

LOL!  PURRRRRRR-fect!  ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: shooter32 on November 10, 2008, 08:38:42 AM
Haz,
Nice EBR  ;D a real looker 8)
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Rastus on November 29, 2008, 07:14:34 AM
OK....this threads been around for a while so you've had to have taken this baby to the range.  How does it shoot?  Get any accessories yet?

Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 29, 2008, 07:57:52 AM
maybe he keeps them on the floor so they'll be handy when he ends up there himself... (hazaritas?) or more likely.. he's run out of space in the safe.  ;D

Speaking of Hazaritas and on the floor ... How are you guys doing today?
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Pathfinder on November 29, 2008, 08:13:15 AM
Speaking of Hazaritas and on the floor ... How are you guys doing today?

Please stop shouting . . .
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 29, 2008, 10:41:56 AM
Please stop shouting . . .

Now that was funny.     ;D ;D


and, oh yeah........

HEY HAZ, HOW'S IT GOING?

 :o

just couldn't resist....been there before......
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Rastus on November 29, 2008, 11:02:44 AM
OK....this threads been around for a while so you've had to have taken this baby to the range.  How does it shoot?  Get any accessories yet?


?
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 29, 2008, 11:24:45 AM
Yeah, what Rastus said....how's it shoot?
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: DDMac on November 29, 2008, 03:59:32 PM
Hey, Haz. Since M-4s are new to you, let me share some highly technical advice.

Pointy end toward enemy.

You're welcome. And, wise move I'd say. Last weekends gun show in Raleigh was too crowded for the Fire Marshal to get in.

Mac.

Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Hazcat on November 29, 2008, 07:08:18 PM
I had it to tyhe range but Deepwater and HazJr shot it more than I.  The couple of rounds I put through it seemed accurate but it was one of those days that I couldn't hit a barn from the inside.  ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Rastus on November 29, 2008, 09:34:27 PM
Hey, Haz. Since M-4s are new to you, let me share some highly technical advice.

Pointy end toward enemy.  .................

So I'm thinking you write technical manuals for a living?   :D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: ericire12 on November 29, 2008, 09:39:08 PM
I had it to tyhe range but Deepwater and HazJr shot it more than I.  The couple of rounds I put through it seemed accurate but it was one of those days that I couldn't hit a barn from the inside.  ;D

That is a damn shame..... FedEx that gun to me ASAP so that I can give it a good home!
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 01, 2008, 04:40:00 PM
I had it to tyhe range but Deepwater and HazJr shot it more than I.  The couple of rounds I put through it seemed accurate but it was one of those days that I couldn't hit a barn from the inside.  ;D

Send it to me....I can hit a barn from the OUTSIDE.   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: cooptire on December 01, 2008, 05:48:52 PM
Send it to me....I can hit a barn from the OUTSIDE.   ;D ;D

That reminds me of the red dot sight I got for mine a few weeks back. The dealer installed it, boresighted it and said it would be on paper. Yea, right. If the paper was the size of a barn! It wasn't on paper until I got to about 20 yards. Sheesh, I could do better without any sights, well, as far as you guys know.  ::)
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: tt11758 on March 28, 2011, 04:57:43 PM
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Guns/100_1093.jpg)

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(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Guns/100_1097.jpg)

Bushmaster upper (1in9) and a Colt lower


Yup, that's Haz's gun, alright.  You can tell by the toe porn.   ;D
Title: Re: Hazcats' new EBR porn
Post by: Ping on April 01, 2011, 03:42:28 PM
Nice rifle Hazcat. Hope the storms yesterday missed ya. Talked to some buddies today that got absolutely rocked by Tampa.