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Title: I met Michael Bane
Post by: danceswithglock on July 10, 2007, 07:02:47 PM
I meet him a Knob Creek last spring. He was getting schooled in the difference between a Vickers and a Maxim machinegun, I was on the "not as fun side" of the firing line fence. I was watching him do a segment for the show and waited until they where done filming. I yelled out to him "Michael Bane! Can I shake your hand?" Instead of just walking up to the fence he said he was going to walk around the outside of the fence to talk with me. Any of you that have been to Knob Creek know how thick the sea of people can be behind the firing line fence. He shook my hand and talked to me for a good 10 minutes. He is a gentleman in every sense of the word.  When he walked away I thought, that's a helluva guy, he could have easily just shook my hand and been on his way, but to take the time to talk and seem genuinly interested, wow.  He also gave me a really cool 06 SHOT show pin, still have it, in the plastic. I've watched his Shooting Gallery since the very first episode, and with my trusty TiVo, I'll never miss one.     
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: DonWorsham on July 10, 2007, 07:52:44 PM
Is it true he's taller in real life?  ::)
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: timber on July 11, 2007, 01:13:23 AM
He's a very fine lad, now if he'd just lose the earring  ::) I mean who doe's he thing he is Bob Parsons ? ;D ;D

Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: gunman42782 on July 11, 2007, 06:41:06 AM
Yeah, he is like myself, a tad too dang old for an ear ring (not to mention the wrong sex!)  Naw, Mike, I don't care, I am just funning you.
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: Pathfinder on July 11, 2007, 08:06:00 AM
He's a very fine lad, now if he'd just lose the earring  ::) I mean who doe's he thing he is Bob Parsons ? ;D ;D

Shouldn't that be "earrings" as in plural. I swear after I was finally able to break my stare at the hoop I noticed something higher up on the ear, maybe one of those trendy fashionable diamond studs in the top of the ear. I swear, I thought since this was the women shooters episode he was trying to blend in. But I think he had more jewelry in his ears than all of the women combined!   :o
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: texcaliber on July 11, 2007, 09:08:54 AM
You know your old when earrings still bother you.

How bout them "Longhairs" or tattoo freaks........which MB has a few also.


SAD! but just my opinion.

Tex

Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: WymoreWrangler on July 11, 2007, 09:19:12 AM
Michael just dress the way he does so he can do his "covert" fact finding ops against the liberal press, he's truly a redneck at heart....   And I agree, he's one of the nicest TV personalities that you will ever meet in person...
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: timber on July 11, 2007, 10:09:52 AM
Don't be saying to many nice things about him, then he'd want us to thank him for his books, his TV show, his podcasts, his forums, etc.

all together now,  Thanks Mr. Bane  :-* 

Slainte!
tb
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: texcaliber on July 11, 2007, 10:36:18 AM
First this:
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Posted by: timber
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He's a very fine lad, now if he'd just lose the earring  Roll Eyes I mean who doe's he thing he is Bob Parsons ? Grin Grin

and now this:
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:-*

what-the-heck is going on here man?!?!  :D

tex
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: Hazcat on July 11, 2007, 11:20:57 AM
First this:
and now this:
what-the-heck is going on here man?!?!  :D

tex

And you were gettin' on me about some of my comments!  ::)
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: texcaliber on July 11, 2007, 11:43:46 AM
Naw Hazcat, it was them pics I was razzin' ya about. But this........  :o
I am going to go brush my locks and put some vitamin E on my tattoos.  ;)

Tex
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: timber on July 11, 2007, 01:59:10 PM
hey guys, I was just trying to get a comment out of Michael, he hasn't said anything about me calling BS on him over on another thread that's running.
tb 
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: Hazcat on July 11, 2007, 04:01:02 PM
Naw Hazcat, it was them pics I was razzin' ya about. But this........  :o
I am going to go brush my locks and put some vitamin E on my tattoos.  ;)

Tex

I've been out of town for a few days.  Did ya get some new tats?
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: texcaliber on July 11, 2007, 06:40:57 PM
No not any new ones, but that vitaminE is like wax for a Harley, makes 'em look like new and the colors pop.

By the way,
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I've been out of town for a few days.

Good to have ya back.

Tex
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: Michael Bane on July 11, 2007, 10:07:22 PM
Well, I am taller than I am in person! Wait...is that right?

Earrings, tats, heck, I was just a writer who specialized in risky business and as a consequence moved in some farily odd crowds...television was an accident. The earrings did help when i was running the NSSF Media Education Program — liberals are surprisingly easy to lull in to complacency if they think you're "one of them." The last Christmas party i had here in Planet Boulder, a "liberal activist defense attorney" came...he said that even though I was a "gun guy," he liked me because I wasn;t like "those other whackos with an ammunition factory in the basement." My Sweetie said, on cue, "have you ever actually seen our basement?" and took him down...he came back with big eyes. "Oh my god! You're just like those other crazies. You've got an earring, and you're crazy!"

Well, there you are!

Heck, I'm the luckiest guy in the world! I got an email today from a company wondering if I had enough ARs. Of course, the answer was, "Like, no." I'm going to Idaho to shoot the new .408 military sniper round at 2000 yards. I'm thinking of going to Europe for a while to hang around arms factories and get some Czech pilsner. I send SHOOTING GALLERY t-shirts to Iraq and count the heads of the top contracting companies as personal friends. I've handled John Browning's guns and the guns Clint Eastwood carried in "Josey Wales;" at the request of Col. Jeff Cooper shot up the last bx of 20 super-hot Norma 10mms out of Bren Ten seriel number 001; spent time in cheesey bars listening to war stories I can't repeat. I have no job security, lousy health insurance, a collection of custom 1911s that also includes my father's Remington Rand. I've helped design guns, blown up two, midwifed three shooting sports and engineered enough money for USA SHooting to help get the Olympic team to Athens for the last Summer Games.I get to go to Knob Creek and shoot all the guns. LUCKY! I owe it all to you guys, who put up with a LOT!

Seriously, thank you!

Michael B
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: Hazcat on July 11, 2007, 10:42:10 PM
MB,

Many of us live vicariously through you and we appreciate the direct communication and straight forward programming you provide.

Do me a favor and when you get to the 'old country' see if you can find out anything about the double rifles that Remington is supposed to get from Baikal. (See, that's what I mean by direct communication.  Sort of like having an 'in' to the industry!)

Keep up the good work.
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: texcaliber on July 11, 2007, 11:05:16 PM
That Chey Tac system is awsome. Robin Sharpless is a heck of a guy. When he worked for H&R he stopped in our shop often and left a very good impression on me. The bosses are proud to call him a friend. Thats a hard catagory to get into with the "Boss". When I heard of the 408 I wanted to try my hand at it real bad. My trigger finger still tingles thinking about it Man. Wow! Lucky MB lucky i say.

tex
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: DonWorsham on July 12, 2007, 06:36:37 AM
Well, I am taller than I am in person! Wait...is that right?

 LUCKY! I owe it all to you guys, who put up with a LOT!

Seriously, thank you!

Michael B

And we all owe you a beer.
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: timber on July 12, 2007, 09:54:50 AM
I tried buying Michael a beer one time, I think he washed his hair with it  ;D
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: Michael Bane on July 12, 2007, 10:59:50 AM
Depends on what kind of beer it was...Worsham, in response to your email question...since 1999, I've lightened up a little on beer, spending a bit less time with porters and stouts and a bitd more with lighter brews.

For just drinking beer with a meal, it's hard to beat Anchor Steam, and Anchor Steam owner Fritz Maytag is a hoot.

As a category, I like alts, but the only real bottled alt is Alaskan Amber, which can ususally only be found on the West Coast here and there. I like a good Pils, but they are darn hard to find...American microbrewers tend to either steer away from them or over-hop 'em. I have to say the best Pils I have ever had was fresh beer in the Czech Republic...those guys are on top of it! Gordon Biersch's Pils is pretty good and more available. If I'm at a Biersch microbrewery, though, I'll usually opt for the marzen, unless their maibock is available. Maibock rocks...it's a pale-colored hoppy lager with an extremely high alcohol content (Mike Dillon and I once had a fascinating conversation about maibock, BTW). There's bottled versions around, but the only one I'd recommend is Dead Guy Ale from Rogue, which doesn't have quite the alcohol % of some versions.

In terms of a good summer beer you should try, check out Grand Teton's Bitch Creek ESB...it's a multiple gold medal winner and we usually keep a six-pack of it in the house. For my money, the best bitter is Rogue's Brutal Bitter, but it is damned expensive...like $10 a six-pack.

India Pale Ales are a good summer choice, but WAY overdone by American microbrewers (who tend to be addicted to hops). My favorite is Stone I.P.A., the only drawback is the alcohol content's a bit high. My Sweetie really likes Redhook's Long-Hammer IPA, although I preferred their Ballard Bitter, which was really somewhere between a bitter and an IPA and seems to have gone the way of the Great Auk...strangely, I never particularly cared for Redhook's ESB...not "B" enough!

Michael B
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: CDR on July 12, 2007, 05:08:29 PM
Depends on what kind of beer it was...Worsham, in response to your email question...since 1999, I've lightened up a little on beer, spending a bit less time with porters and stouts and a bitd more with lighter brews.

For just drinking beer with a meal, it's hard to beat Anchor Steam, and Anchor Steam owner Fritz Maytag is a hoot.

As a category, I like alts, but the only real bottled alt is Alaskan Amber, which can ususally only be found on the West Coast here and there. I like a good Pils, but they are darn hard to find...American microbrewers tend to either steer away from them or over-hop 'em. I have to say the best Pils I have ever had was fresh beer in the Czech Republic...those guys are on top of it! Gordon Biersch's Pils is pretty good and more available. If I'm at a Biersch microbrewery, though, I'll usually opt for the marzen, unless their maibock is available. Maibock rocks...it's a pale-colored hoppy lager with an extremely high alcohol content (Mike Dillon and I once had a fascinating conversation about maibock, BTW). There's bottled versions around, but the only one I'd recommend is Dead Guy Ale from Rogue, which doesn't have quite the alcohol % of some versions.

In terms of a good summer beer you should try, check out Grand Teton's Bitch Creek ESB...it's a multiple gold medal winner and we usually keep a six-pack of it in the house. For my money, the best bitter is Rogue's Brutal Bitter, but it is damned expensive...like $10 a six-pack.

India Pale Ales are a good summer choice, but WAY overdone by American microbrewers (who tend to be addicted to hops). My favorite is Stone I.P.A., the only drawback is the alcohol content's a bit high. My Sweetie really likes Redhook's Long-Hammer IPA, although I preferred their Ballard Bitter, which was really somewhere between a bitter and an IPA and seems to have gone the way of the Great Auk...strangely, I never particularly cared for Redhook's ESB...not "B" enough!

Michael B

So no Rheingold then....... :)
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: texcaliber on July 12, 2007, 08:14:02 PM
I have to say if you have yet to try "WACHUSETT Country Ale"  you are missing out. And you have to mug it. Also as far as the summer ale, I have yet to come close to the Wachusett Summer. But i may be a little bias. When Michael comes North for the "Survive a Weekend with Michael Bane..." he might have, JUST HAVE TO, take a tour of the Wachusett CO. and see what i am bragging about. Make sure if yall do i go, we will meet all the Cool guys. Way too much knowledge about beer.

Tex
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: DonWorsham on July 12, 2007, 08:58:49 PM
try "WACHUSETT Country Ale" 

If I'm the lucky winner, I think I'll try the Wachusett Octoberfest (avail 9/1 - mid Nov). Heck, why not try them all...
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: texcaliber on July 12, 2007, 10:06:29 PM
If I'm the lucky winner, I think I'll try the Wachusett Octoberfest (avail 9/1 - mid Nov). Heck, why not try them all...


good point man
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: texcaliber on July 12, 2007, 11:47:23 PM
ONLY WARNING:

                       Them "WACHUSETT" boys will have ya 2stepping out the door man. So make sure Michael has a driver for yall........um?........I mean us! Yup thats it.  ;D

Tex
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: gunman42782 on July 13, 2007, 12:08:58 PM
Mike, try St. Pauli Girl, dark.  Best beer I ever tried.
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: Tim Burke on July 14, 2007, 11:47:32 AM
"Oh my god! You're just like those other crazies. You've got an earring, and you're crazy!"
I've read Over the Edge, (http://www.amazon.com/Over-Edge-Regular-Odyssey-Extreme/dp/0899972659/ref=sr_1_10/102-7650025-5756968?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1184431064&sr=1-10) the earring wasn't going to convince me one way or another.
There's bottled versions around, but the only one I'd recommend is Dead Guy Ale from Rogue,
Good to know. Dead Guy Ale has been my preferred brew for a couple of years, but I was thinking of trying some other maibock.
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: Walter45Auto on July 14, 2007, 07:11:17 PM
Well, I am taller than I am in person! Wait...is that right?

Earrings, tats, heck, I was just a writer who specialized in risky business and as a consequence moved in some farily odd crowds...television was an accident. The earrings did help when i was running the NSSF Media Education Program — liberals are surprisingly easy to lull in to complacency if they think you're "one of them." The last Christmas party i had here in Planet Boulder, a "liberal activist defense attorney" came...he said that even though I was a "gun guy," he liked me because I wasn;t like "those other whackos with an ammunition factory in the basement." My Sweetie said, on cue, "have you ever actually seen our basement?" and took him down...he came back with big eyes. "Oh my god! You're just like those other crazies. You've got an earring, and you're crazy!"

Well, there you are!

Heck, I'm the luckiest guy in the world! I got an email today from a company wondering if I had enough ARs. Of course, the answer was, "Like, no." I'm going to Idaho to shoot the new .408 military sniper round at 2000 yards. I'm thinking of going to Europe for a while to hang around arms factories and get some Czech pilsner. I send SHOOTING GALLERY t-shirts to Iraq and count the heads of the top contracting companies as personal friends. I've handled John Browning's guns and the guns Clint Eastwood carried in "Josey Wales;" at the request of Col. Jeff Cooper shot up the last bx of 20 super-hot Norma 10mms out of Bren Ten seriel number 001; spent time in cheesey bars listening to war stories I can't repeat. I have no job security, lousy health insurance, a collection of custom 1911s that also includes my father's Remington Rand. I've helped design guns, blown up two, midwifed three shooting sports and engineered enough money for USA SHooting to help get the Olympic team to Athens for the last Summer Games.I get to go to Knob Creek and shoot all the guns. LUCKY! I owe it all to you guys, who put up with a LOT!

Seriously, thank you!

Michael B

Tell me you AT LEAST have an earring shape like a 1911, or maybe a GLOCK....... ;D

I wore a belt buckle shaped like a derringer to church one night and one of the elderly ladies freak a little bit.

"Why are you carrying a gun?"
"It's just a belt buckle. Doesn't even have any moving parts." (This was Before I got my CHL. Imagine if she knew I now carry a REAL gun everywhere I go.)
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: texcaliber on July 14, 2007, 07:42:10 PM
a lady made a stink because i printed one Sunday. So she talked to the Pastor.......after quoting the Bible and Jesus a few times about arming yourself, old bitty says"but He wasnt talking about guns". Pastor looked at me and waved me over and asked,"why didnt Jesus say anything about guns?". Well looking like a Jack-O-Lantern i said "cuz Paster, The Almighty had yet to bring us John Moses Browning".  ;D Everyone except "bitty" laughed hard. Then the pastor asked what he should do? "You shouldnt let guns in here!" says she.  >:(
Pastor: "Does that mean you want me to take off my Glock while i preach?" :o
She just turned around and walked away with her mouth wide open. Needless to say I get a few more smiles than I did before. Go figure.

tex
Title: Re: I met Michael Bane
Post by: Walter45Auto on July 14, 2007, 08:42:35 PM
:D I LOVE THAT ANSWER! Your pastor is CERTAINLY OK BY ME!

Our pastor carries too, but I think he leaves his in his car during church. There's one other guy that I know of (We took our CHL class together) who carries at church all the time. But I'm certain there's more that carry in chrch at least sometimes. There's a few that know I carry, but they're all people that I know are ok with it.