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Title: Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
Post by: Johnny Bravo on June 09, 2010, 02:19:55 PM
Police: Accused Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
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Robin RobertsA Bridgeport woman faces charges she stole more than $600 worth of hardware from a Red Bird Home Depot.

What she's accused of doing during her failed escape last month is truly inhumane.

A store security guard tried to detain convicted felon Robin Regina Roberts (right), 30, outside of the store in the 2900 block of West Wheatland Road near Interstate 20, according to police documents. Roberts pushed him and "a struggle ensued, during which [Roberts] grabbed [the security guard's] genitals and twisted, causing pain," the documents said.

ROBERTS THEN PULLED A KNIFE on the security officer, who knocked it out of her hand and handcuffed the woman, police said. The stolen property was recovered.

The crime occurred on the afternoon of May 24, but Dallas police this week downgraded the charge against Roberts from aggravated robbery to robbery. It is unclear why exactly investigators made that decision.

Roberts is being held at the Dallas County Jail on $200,000 bond, according to public records. Her criminal record includes robbery and theft convictions, police documents said.
Title: Re: Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
Post by: Hazcat on June 09, 2010, 02:24:40 PM
http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2010/06/police-accused-home-depot-robb.html

DON'T look at the picture!
Title: Re: Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 09, 2010, 03:07:22 PM
http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2010/06/police-accused-home-depot-robb.html

DON'T look at the picture!
Now see, that's just mean Haz. You'd have gotten fewer hits by saying "Please look at this horrid sow". Yet you did not. You enticed us dude! Its a violation of the guy code. Honestly, having something like that touch my genitals? The very idea brings to mind steel leg traps and extreme measures.
FQ13
Title: Re: Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
Post by: Pathfinder on June 09, 2010, 03:17:11 PM
http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2010/06/police-accused-home-depot-robb.html

DON'T look at the picture!

Damn you Haz!!!

Ain't she the one with the 2 Glocks in her britches on another thread?
Title: Re: Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
Post by: JC5123 on June 09, 2010, 03:36:15 PM
Damn you Haz!!!

Ain't she the one with the 2 Glocks in her britches on another thread?

Is that the idiot that shot himself in the gonads? Now we know what happened to him, and now he's trying to steal someone elses!


Off to the corner. I'll restock the beer.
Title: Re: Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
Post by: crusader rabbit on June 09, 2010, 04:04:59 PM
http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2010/06/police-accused-home-depot-robb.html

DON'T look at the picture!

Of course, you know I HAD to look at the picture...Made me throw up in my mouth a little :-X :P
Title: Re: Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 09, 2010, 04:33:21 PM
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DON'T look at the picture!

Too late, I done did!!!!!!
My eyes, my eyes......where is Eric and his sharp stick.

Dammit, you wascally Cat!!   
:-X  :-X


At least there may be a job for the guy who shot his own nutz off in another thread. He'd be perfect in this scenario.
Title: Re: Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
Post by: Timothy on June 09, 2010, 04:57:57 PM

DON'T look at the picture!

Ain't she on the "Jersey Shore" show?   ;D

I"m going to go and pour some draino into my eye sockets...... :P
Title: Re: Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
Post by: seeker_two on June 09, 2010, 05:35:04 PM
Let me guess...she was stealing all the nuts and bolts and got a little too greedy....  ;D

Too bad he didn't shoot her for that...it would be justified...
Title: Re: Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 09, 2010, 07:10:51 PM
Let me guess...she was stealing all the nuts and bolts and got a little too greedy....  ;D

Too bad he didn't shoot her for that...it would be justified...
Shoot? Are you stoned? You have to look and focus to aim. In this case, the tactical response is  to lower one's eyes, observe the nearest exit, and run, all the while using the manly battle cry of "Run Away, Run Away"! The reason shooting isn't an option? You'd pull a Haz and have to actually look at her. Its just not worth t. Sometimes, you leave the gun in the holster. Lawyers and ammo are cheap. Shrinks and brain bleach on the other hand? ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
Post by: Solus on June 09, 2010, 08:16:12 PM
He is a security guard and might not have been armed.

Being a security guard and not a police officer is to his benefit.  He won't have to appear at an excessive force hearing
Title: Re: Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 10, 2010, 01:47:27 AM
I agree with FQ on this, and if Haz put a warning on it I KNEW it would be bad.
Google  "Basilisk"  
Title: Re: Dallas Home Depot robber grabbed security guard's genitals in escape effort
Post by: Hazcat on June 10, 2010, 07:09:56 AM
I agree with FQ on this, and if Haz put a warning on it I KNEW it would be bad.
Google  "Basilisk" 

Thank you, Tom!  At least one person knows when I ain't kiddin!

;D