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Title: how to complete a census
Post by: Hazcat on November 28, 2009, 07:06:47 AM


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Title: Re: how to complete a census
Post by: crusader rabbit on November 28, 2009, 07:33:34 AM
Beats my method, I guess.  I open the door naked and throw myself at the feet of the census taker while loudly chanting, "He's returned, he's returned."  Of course, this method also works exceptionally well for Jehova's Witnesses and Mormon missionaries and that obnoxious dude who wants to sell me a burglar alarm system.  I don't think I'll ever see him again. ;)
Title: Re: how to complete a census
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 28, 2009, 07:42:24 AM
Beats my method, I guess.  I open the door naked and throw myself at the feet of the census taker while loudly chanting, "He's returned, he's returned."  Of course, this method also works exceptionally well for Jehova's Witnesses and Mormon missionaries and that obnoxious dude who wants to sell me a burglar alarm system.  I don't think I'll ever see him again. ;)
Flip side is, someone might start calling you boy and telling you you have a pretty mouth, and its hard to carry concealed while naked. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: how to complete a census
Post by: Badgersmilk on November 28, 2009, 09:40:00 AM
Maintain eye contact, and slowly, casually strip in front of them.  Ask if they like banjo music.
Title: Re: how to complete a census
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 28, 2009, 09:43:36 AM
Maintain eye contact, and slowly, casually strip in front of them.  Ask if they like banjo music.
And if they say yes?
FQ
Title: Re: how to complete a census
Post by: Badgersmilk on November 28, 2009, 09:57:29 AM
It's clearly time to move!   :o  Close and lock the door.  Go pack!   :-[
Title: Re: how to complete a census
Post by: twyacht on November 28, 2009, 10:50:28 AM
I just let my friend "Gus" answer the door.

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/MotivationalPoster2.jpg)

It's his favorite outfit, he can't help it, but the meds are working..

 ;D
Title: Re: how to complete a census
Post by: bulldog75 on November 28, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
And if they say yes?
FQ

Tell them you have to go get your rubber chicken, a quart of motor oil and a weed eater and tell them to be prepared to not walk for a week. If they do not run at this point run and pack, better yet just run.
Title: Re: how to complete a census
Post by: crusader rabbit on November 29, 2009, 09:55:42 AM
Flip side is, someone might start calling you boy and telling you you have a pretty mouth, and its hard to carry concealed while naked.
FQ13

I've always got ONE place to hide a knife.