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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: TAB on November 30, 2009, 03:48:59 PM
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One of my clients that works at a salon gave me a gift cert to have it done.
a example from youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbOuCslWosQ&feature=fvw
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Never had one but it looks good to me.
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Not for me. I hate being fussed at.
Hot towel, shave, out the door. Thanks.
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Wait...wait! Is this a line from AIRPLANE?
Here's another one: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
mb
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Better than a Colombian necktie.
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Does it have a happy ending?
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I got a full beird and no Damn body is getting close to it with FIRE! The massage looks good thou! Used to have a barber when I was growing up that would to the massage thing and almost put people to sleep in just a brief instant...felt goooood.
Richard
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Wait...wait! Is this a line from AIRPLANE?
Here's another one: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
mb
Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
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Does it have a happy ending?
Massage Parlor in Myrtle Beach does,.... ;)
I did get a Barbershop shave similar to this on my wedding day, he was not Turkish, but a flaming homosexual. BUT he could shave a balloon with a straight razor, :-X
Now if I could get some trained babes to do that to me I'd get one every week. ;D
I'll even take these two.
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/ErinandCaitlin-Magazing063.jpg)
::)
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Does it have a happy ending?
You did see Lawrence of Arabia, right? The scene when Lawrence is captured by the Turks? ? ?
Not sure that's exactly "happy" - at least not for Lawrence.
Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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#6 and of course, ......
#1 Best Airplane Quotes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIAUbPDgaAg
Loved how you heard the props when in flight. ;)
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All I could think of when the barber wrapped the towel around the lamb, I mean, customers face was the scene from The Godfather.
"Michael, do you renounce Satan?" Bam! Mo Green takes one to the eye.
There is no chance anybody I do not know is putting a straight razor to my neck or fire to my face! NONE
There is no way anybody I do know is putting a straight razor to my neck or fire to my face.
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I ain't having some fella lighting my face on fire and rubbing himself all over me. If they had some pretty girls though, I'd let them borrow my Zippo, hell, even a triple torch lighter. But living in California, I doubt TAB cares one way or the other. ;D
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Why does that remind me of a previous life? A long, long time ago when we would pull into port in the Philippines, we would go into Olongapo City for haircuts and shaves. Shaves with a straight razor and massages by the local cuties - happy ending not only included but guaranteed. ;D
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I ain't having some fella lighting my face on fire and rubbing himself all over me. If they had some pretty girls though, I'd let them borrow my Zippo, hell, even a triple torch lighter. But living in California, I doubt TAB cares one way or the other. ;D
If I was single, the client that gave me the gift cert would be in bed with me right now... she is way hot.
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If I could find a place around here that does that, I'd do it! Looks very relaxing. I would rather my wife did all of it though. I would trust her with a straight razor at my neck.
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You did see Lawrence of Arabia, right? The scene when Lawrence is captured by the Turks? ? ?
Not sure that's exactly "happy" - at least not for Lawrence.
Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Um, Actually he was into that sort of thing, reminded him of his school days.
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I got a full beird and no Damn body is getting close to it with FIRE! The massage looks good thou! Used to have a barber when I was growing up that would to the massage thing and almost put people to sleep in just a brief instant...felt goooood.
Richard
Heck, I ain't shaved in over a year.................and no to the FIRE!
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I've only had one barbershave in my whole life and it was the day before my wedding...took off my beard so my bride could see my face.
The barber did the towel and started shaving and all, and everything was going good when his female partner yelled that someone had just stole her purse. He ran outside and couldn't find the culprit, then came back, called the cops and all, then proceeded to continue my shave. I got a big old divot on my chin for my wedding. Ha.
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I've only had one barbershave in my whole life and it was the day before my wedding...took off my beard so my bride could see my face.
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You're lucky she married you (I hope). AFTER wife and I had been married a few years I decided to see if I still had an upper lip. After shaving off the 'stash I came out of the head to show my bride. Her response was, "If I knew that's what you looked like, I never would have married you." Needless to say I started growing it back immediately. HOWEVER, I do keep a spare razor in my jump bag, just in case.
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In my case my wife is the best thing that every happened to me. At least you know how to get her to leave if it comes to that. :)
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well I had it done this morning. The guy that did the actual shaving part was well into his 70s, and knew how to use a razor. the ear hair burning smelled like burning hair. the message aspect was done by this asian women in her 20s with the biggest "bolt ons" I've ever seen. I think she would be taller laying down then if she was standing up. She did a ok job.
I would go back to get the shave again, I'll skip the masage.
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Gotta say man, the words "Turkish shave" bring up the words "Brazilin wax" with a disturbing detour via "Midnight Express". (Shudder) No thanks. I still think that the only time someone will be that close to my neck with a straight razor is when the Glock is empty. A Turk with a straight razor with my head wrapped in a towell? Isn't that how Al Queda does it?
FQ13 who wonders what this would have cost if you'd had to pay for it?
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well I had it done this morning. The guy that did the actual shaving part was well into his 70s, and knew how to use a razor. the ear hair burning smelled like burning hair. the message aspect was done by this asian women in her 20s with the biggest "bolt ons" I've ever seen. I think she would be taller laying down then if she was standing up. She did a ok job.
I would go back to get the shave again, I'll skip the masage.
Your powers of observation are stunning. ;D ;D ;D
Glad you kept your head on your shoulders. ;)
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Gotta say man, the words "Turkish shave" bring up the words "Brazilin wax" with a disturbing detour via "Midnight Express". (Shudder) No thanks. I still think that the only time someone will be that close to my neck with a straight razor is when the Glock is empty. A Turk with a straight razor with my head wrapped in a towell? Isn't that how Al Queda does it?
FQ13 who wonders what this would have cost if you'd had to pay for it?
$40 the shave would have only been $15, which is not bad for what you get.
you know I find it very funny to goto youtube and watch people getting waxed...
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$40 the shave would have only been $15, which is not bad for what you get.
you know I find it very funny to goto youtube and watch people getting waxed...
so you are going back to get a back sack and crack wax next time