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Title: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: twyacht on December 05, 2009, 10:10:53 PM
The "Red Light" District will be packed this coming week for sure,....

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,665182,00.html

Danish sex workers are offering free sex to COP15 in order to defend their industry.


Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.

Copenhagen's city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to 'Be sustainable - don't buy sex'.

"Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes," the approach to hotels says.

Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs.
They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card, according to the Web site avisen.dk.

Even in a global recession, people have to stand,,, er, uh, lay down on one's principles,.... :o
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 05, 2009, 10:15:34 PM
At least the prostitutes have principles and a sense of humor TW.  ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: 1911 Junkie on December 05, 2009, 10:21:38 PM
You would think a bunch of envirowackos would be all for the sex workers. After all, isn't sex the ultimate renewable resource?

 8)
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: Big Frank on December 05, 2009, 10:25:37 PM
You would think a bunch of envirowackos would be all for the sex workers. After all, isn't sex the ultimate renewable resource?

 8)

Ya got it. Ya sell it. Ya still got it.  :)
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: TAB on December 05, 2009, 10:33:20 PM
My dad told me long ago, there are 2 things you never want to buy on sale.  Another name for cat, and a tattoo.
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: 1911 Junkie on December 05, 2009, 10:35:51 PM
My dad told me long ago, there are 2 things you never want to buy on sale.  Another name for cat, and a tattoo.

Haz?   ???




 ;D
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 05, 2009, 10:38:26 PM
So the Hookers got their panties in a wad ? They forget where they last saw them, but they were definitely wadded .
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: TAB on December 05, 2009, 10:41:37 PM
hookers have panties?



wow you learn something new every day.
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 05, 2009, 10:43:39 PM
hookers have panties?



wow you learn something new every day.

They sure do.
Somewhere.   ;D
I think they sell them as keepsakes.   ;D


Would some one please post the proper spelling of "souvenir" I can't get close enough for my spell check to be any help.   ;D
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: twyacht on December 05, 2009, 10:44:54 PM
So the Hookers got their panties in a wad ? They forget where they last saw them, but they were definitely wadded .

 ;) I'll be joining you in the corner shortly,....bringing my Mojo Stone Crabs and beer,........Plus I have The Wind & The Lion on Blu Ray, .....get to watch Brian Keith play Teddy Roosevelt sighting in his Winchester on the East Lawn of the White House...

and of course,...

"These are my true riches. A man's worth is counted in the number of his rifles."
- Mulay Achmed Mohammed Raisuli the Magnificent(Sean Connery), The Wind and the Lion, John Milius(Warner Brothers, 1975)
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 05, 2009, 10:51:28 PM
 The very epitome of how to deal with Terrorists today,
"Bring me Perdicaris alive, or Riasuli dead."
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: twyacht on December 05, 2009, 11:02:17 PM
How it used to be done by the Marine Corps and a Big Stick Admin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK_UCD3iPO4

I know it's off topic, and I am guilty of drifting my own thread but hey,.... :P
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 05, 2009, 11:19:44 PM
Continuing the drift....I just read a great book, called "The River of Doubt". It detailed TRs exploratory expedition up an unknown  tributary of the Amazon after losing his bid for a third term running under the Bull Moose ticket. It is a great read about a good adventure, and gives good insight into one of our greatest presidents.They don't make them like that anymore.
FQ13
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: Timothy on December 06, 2009, 08:17:17 AM
From the French for "memory"

souvenir
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 06, 2009, 10:07:43 AM
Thanks Tim  ;D
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: Jackel on December 07, 2009, 08:46:10 PM
boys pack your Bermuda shorts and white socks we are going to Copenhagen.

and V for the majority of you  ;D ;D ;D :P :P :P ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: seeker_two on December 07, 2009, 08:57:03 PM
Wow.....who'd have thought that the prostitutes would be so gracious to the politicians....must be professional courtesy.....  8)
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: r_w on December 07, 2009, 09:22:34 PM
So THAT'S why BHO changed his mind again and decided to go to cope.  I just thought the wind changed

On a related note, Bill Clinton has been spotted in Copenhagen with a pile of letters... ;)
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 07, 2009, 10:34:59 PM
So THAT'S why BHO changed his mind again and decided to go to cope.  I just thought the wind changed

On a related note, Bill Clinton has been spotted in Copenhagen with a pile of letters... ;)

Heck, ol' William the Slick is probably digging around in the hotel trashcans looking for them.
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: bulldog75 on December 07, 2009, 10:49:59 PM
Free hookers, man there economy must really suck. Either that or they have a problem with product. Maybe they past the experation date or taste bad. 
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 07, 2009, 11:10:33 PM
Heck, ol' William the Slick is probably digging around in the hotel trashcans looking for them.

That would be the best place to look for them because hotel workers get a kick back for "referrals".
Title: Re: Prostitutes In Copenhagen Offer "Freebies" for Climate Change
Post by: JC5123 on December 08, 2009, 03:46:50 PM
Free hookers, man there economy must really suck. Either that or they have a problem with product. Maybe they past the experation date or taste bad. 

It's just a promotion to get them in the door. It's like buying computer software. The demo CD is free, but if you really want the software to perform, it's gonna cost you.  ;D