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Title: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
Post by: TAB on December 16, 2009, 01:29:33 PM: http://thatwillbuffout.com/2009/12/16/funny-car-photos-car-crash-leaves-woman-turned-on-for-sex-24-hours-a-day/

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Mum Joleen Baughman’s life is made hell by a car crash injury that left her constantly craving sex.

The smash two years ago damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on.

It means Joleen, 39, becomes aroused by even the slightest movement – while vacuuming, sitting on a bus, bending over or walking across a room.

She said: “It’s unbearable. Just my clothes rubbing gets me so aroused that I can hardly think straight.

“It’s very embarrassing and it’s impossible to concentrate.”
Title: Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
Post by: Ichiban on December 16, 2009, 02:40:32 PM: OMG! She turned in to a teenage boy!
Title: Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
Post by: Hazcat on December 16, 2009, 02:54:57 PM: Quote from: Ichiban on December 16, 2009, 02:40:32 PM
OMG! She turned in to a teenage boy!

Ain't that the truth! ;D
Title: Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 16, 2009, 11:30:20 PM: That reminds me of the woman who said she had a 'spontaneous orgasm' every time she sneezed.
When asked if she was taking anything for it she said, "Yes, black pepper".

:o
Title: Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
Post by: bulldog75 on December 17, 2009, 08:29:20 PM: Sign my wife up.
Title: Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
Post by: Rob10ring on December 17, 2009, 08:43:58 PM: Maybe she could be just what Tiger Woods is looking for!
Title: Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
Post by: philw on December 17, 2009, 10:00:29 PM: Quote from: bulldog75 on December 17, 2009, 08:29:20 PM
Sign my wife up.

haha

I just emailed it to my wife
Title: Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 18, 2009, 07:20:04 AM: Quote from: philw on December 17, 2009, 10:00:29 PM

haha

I just emailed it to my wife

Ooooooops!

Forwarding that story to a person's wife or significant other has been proven to have the exact opposite effect.
Title: Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
Post by: shooter32 on December 18, 2009, 09:08:18 AM: Quote from: m58 on December 18, 2009, 07:20:04 AM
Ooooooops!

Forwarding that story to a person's wife or significant other has been proven to have the exact opposite effect.

Phil is still young and hasn't got it yet.... and now he'll never get it. ;D
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Post by: GUNS-R-US on December 18, 2009, 12:49:10 PM: Quote from: bulldog75 on December 17, 2009, 08:29:20 PM
Sign my wife up.

+1 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
Post by: philw on December 18, 2009, 04:52:08 PM: Quote from: shooter32 on December 18, 2009, 09:08:18 AM
Phil is still young and hasn't got it yet.... and now he'll never get it. ;D

mate I am Married... that is different how??? ;D
Title: Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
Post by: shooter32 on December 18, 2009, 04:55:41 PM: Quote from: philw on December 18, 2009, 04:52:08 PM

mate I am Married... that is different how??? ;D

;D ;D
Title: Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
Post by: david86440 on December 20, 2009, 10:02:47 PM: Are you wondering where your wives and girlfriends are earning that extra cash for Christmas?

I think I found it..

Caution..... may be more than you can handle!

http://www.myfreecams.com/?baf=2563069

Safe-For-Work URL: http://www.myfreecams.com/enter.php?baf=2563069
Title: Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
Post by: billt on December 22, 2009, 08:32:08 AM: Quote from: Fuzdaddy on December 17, 2009, 08:43:58 PM
Maybe she could be just what Tiger Woods is looking for!

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse..

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,

Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.

He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."

She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year