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Post by: TAB on December 18, 2009, 01:45:20 AM
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Post by: garand4life on December 18, 2009, 02:45:47 AM
Obama - "Easy Tiger no 'hole in one' for you this time..."
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 18, 2009, 03:31:30 AM
Seriously, who in the hell cheats on a Swedish model? What were you thinking? And porn stars? And unprotected sex?  That pre-nup isn't worth the paper its written on. I'm not an attorney, but I was forced to sit in on enough law school classes  as a TA to recognize "breach of contract" and "reckless endangerment" when I see it. Tiger better pay that woman a whole lot of money to shut up and pray that next year nobody will care about anything but the leader board. I mean honestly, how hard is it to keep your pants zipped when you have a hot blond wife (or any wife for that matter) waiting for you at home? I don't get it, and aparently neither does Tiger. The difference between us is that FQ is not an adulterer, and Tiger will be taken to the cleaners. I say that its sad, but he has only one person to blame. Note to Tiger: the zipper does have an UP function.
FQ13 who shakes his head and wonders how supposedly smart people walk into the same trap, time and time again. Its like the Will E. Coyote gene got passed on in our genetic makeup
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Post by: tt11758 on December 18, 2009, 12:10:21 PM
Seriously, who in the hell cheats on a Swedish model? What were you thinking? And porn stars? And unprotected sex?  That pre-nup isn't worth the paper its written on. I'm not an attorney, but I was forced to sit in on enough law school classes  as a TA to recognize "breach of contract" and "reckless endangerment" when I see it. Tiger better pay that woman a whole lot of money to shut up and pray that next year nobody will care about anything but the leader board. I mean honestly, how hard is it to keep your pants zipped when you have a hot blond wife (or any wife for that matter) waiting for you at home? I don't get it, and aparently neither does Tiger. The difference between us is that FQ is not an adulterer, and Tiger will be taken to the cleaners. I say that its sad, but he has only one person to blame. Note to Tiger: the zipper does have an UP function.
FQ13 who shakes his head and wonders how supposedly smart people walk into the same trap, time and time again. Its like the Will E. Coyote gene got passed on in our genetic makeup


Actually, from the sound of things, Tiger "gets it" quite frequently.   ;D
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Post by: Pathfinder on December 18, 2009, 12:34:06 PM

Actually, from the sound of things, Tiger "gets it" quite frequently.   ;D

Not now no more he ain't. At least not from Elin.
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Post by: mudman on December 18, 2009, 01:25:23 PM

Actually, from the sound of things, Tiger "gets it" quite frequently.   ;D
Seriously, who in the hell cheats on a Swedish model? What were you thinking? And porn stars? And unprotected sex?  That pre-nup isn't worth the paper its written on. I'm not an attorney, but I was forced to sit in on enough law school classes  as a TA to recognize "breach of contract" and "reckless endangerment" when I see it. Tiger better pay that woman a whole lot of money to shut up and pray that next year nobody will care about anything but the leader board. I mean honestly, how hard is it to keep your pants zipped when you have a hot blond wife (or any wife for that matter) waiting for you at home? I don't get it, and aparently neither does Tiger. The difference between us is that FQ is not an adulterer, and Tiger will be taken to the cleaners. I say that its sad, but he has only one person to blame. Note to Tiger: the zipper does have an UP function.
FQ13 who shakes his head and wonders how supposedly smart people walk into the same trap, time and time again. Its like the Will E. Coyote gene got passed on in our genetic makeup
SUPPOSEDLY SMART people that voted for BHo same trap time after time makes you wonder
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Post by: ericire12 on December 18, 2009, 01:43:51 PM
What happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas

Keep your head down and follow through.... If ya know what I mean

Pimpin aint easy
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 18, 2009, 02:40:35 PM
SUPPOSEDLY SMART people that voted for BHo same trap time after time makes you wonder
Hey! I only voted for him once and McCain sure as hell doesn't look like Elin. ;D
FQ13  who is wondering if that poor woman who lives up the road fro me might need a sympatheticc ear, or at least to borrow a gun ;)
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Post by: tombogan03884 on December 18, 2009, 03:25:47 PM
FQ, loaning her a gun right now might be a VERY bad idea. If you know what I mean.   ;D

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Tiger, back up dude, you make me nervous.
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Post by: bulldog75 on December 18, 2009, 03:26:38 PM
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This might hurt a little at first.
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Post by: Timothy on December 18, 2009, 03:46:36 PM
No caption....

I've been watching this kid play golf since he was 15 years old.  I've seen him win darn near all of his majors and most of his tourney's.  I've watched him in countless interviews over the years.  One thing that struck me was HE AIN'T THE BRIGHTEST BULB IN THE RACK!.....He just proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Proof positive that athletes are not the smartest folks on the planet nor will they ever be!
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 18, 2009, 04:05:40 PM
No caption....

I've been watching this kid play golf since he was 15 years old.  I've seen him win darn near all of his majors and most of his tourney's.  I've watched him in countless interviews over the years.  One thing that struck me was HE AIN'T THE BRIGHTEST BULB IN THE RACK!.....He just proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Proof positive that athletes are not the smartest folks on the planet nor will they ever be!
He did go to Stanford for an accounting degree though. Not an easy school to get into, and not an easy major.
FQ13
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Post by: Timothy on December 18, 2009, 04:23:32 PM
He did go to Stanford for an accounting degree though. Not an easy school to get into, and not an easy major.
FQ13

And he left after one year...to play golf....and last I checked, you don't need advanced mathematics to get an accounting degree!  No offense to any accountants out there, I respect what you do but Tiger could have gotten into ANY school in the country with a golf scholarship, his grades, or lack thereof had nothing to do with his entry to Stanford.

Tiger turned out to be a putz, pure and simple.  You sow your oats before you tie the knot or don't get married.  Trust me, I was 27 when I got married and definately NOT a saint when it comes to woman but I made a pact with the woman I chose to spend my life with and I've not broken it.

Tiger deserves his misery, he's a hypocrite and a liar.  Hey, Elin may not be a saint either but we're only getting half the story.
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 18, 2009, 04:31:25 PM
And he left after one year...to play golf....and last I checked, you don't need advanced mathematics to get an accounting degree!  No offense to any accountants out there, I respect what you do but Tiger could have gotten into ANY school in the country with a golf scholarship, his grades, or lack thereof had nothing to do with his entry to Stanford.

Tiger turned out to be a putz, pure and simple.  You sow your oats before you tie the knot or don't get married.  Trust me, I was 27 when I got married and definately NOT a saint when it comes to woman but I made a pact with the woman I chose to spend my life with and I've not broken it.

Tiger deserves his misery, he's a hypocrite and a liar.  Hey, Elin may not be a saint either but we're only getting half the story.
Can't really blame a guy for dropping out for a multi-million deal with Nike, but on the rest we are agreed. Fun stops when you are married and thats doubly true when there are kids involved. What went through his mind? "Gee, I'm one of the most recognizable faces on the planet, no one will know I'm married"? WTF? Oh well, he will get (or lose) whats coming to him.
FQ13
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Post by: PegLeg45 on December 19, 2009, 12:10:20 AM
 ;D

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Post by: SwoopSJ on December 19, 2009, 01:00:51 AM
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Learn from the master kid!  I've screwed millions of Americans and still own ALL of my stuff.... moron.