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Title: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: billt on January 21, 2010, 10:02:39 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2807214/Tiger-Woods-in-rehab-to-cure-his-sex-drive.html

What a bunch of crap! If an average guy cheats on his wife, he's a dog. When a big buck celebrity does it, he's, "got an addiction", and needs professional treatment. I hope his wife takes his a$$ to the cleaners for everything! This guy is losing more respect by the second. Now he falls back to this for public sympathy. Now, all of a sudden it's a "disease" if you can't keep your fly zipped. Why can't he simply face the music and man up?   Bill T. 
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: ratcatcher55 on January 21, 2010, 10:26:51 AM
I thought a 1 iron up side the head would have cured him.
Must be a slow learner.

Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: Ranger Dave on January 21, 2010, 10:30:51 AM
Guys face it if we got caught cheating on our wives or girlfriends we would all need to seek Professional treatment.
Treatment for cuts, abrasions, avulsions, cracked shulls, bullet wounds, and amputatated genatiles ;D :o ;D :o ;D :o
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: r_w on January 21, 2010, 12:46:44 PM
Guys face it if we got caught cheating on our wives or girlfriends we would all need to seek Professional treatment.
Treatment for cuts, abrasions, avulsions, cracked shulls, bullet wounds, and amputatated genatiles ;D :o ;D :o ;D :o

Dick Armie had a great quote during the Lewinski scandal.  He was asked what his wife would say if she found out he was cheating.  His answer was to the effect "She would be standing over my lifeless body saying 'How do I reload this d@mn thing?'"   ;D

Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: Solus on January 21, 2010, 02:02:29 PM
The report I heard is that his entering this particular treatment center was a condition of his wife's before she would even consider reconciliation. 

The story went that he balked about entering and the next day she was packed up and out of the house with the kids and so he did as she required and entered. 

This is not to excuse his behavior in any way, just to explain what may be the reason he is in rehab.
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: Timothy on January 21, 2010, 02:09:55 PM
The problem with addiction, of any kind, is that unless the addict is willing to change and freely enters these facilities, they're more than likely going to relapse. 

Now, was Tiger an addict or just a rich, dumb kid with no sense of propriety or moral conviction?  Ones ability to hit a golf ball, hit a baseball or hit the three pointer, etc.....has no bearing on ones intelligence.

As to what Tiger is doing right now?  Who cares!
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: tt11758 on January 21, 2010, 02:45:54 PM
Dick Armie had a great quote during the Lewinski scandal.  He was asked what his wife would say if she found out he was cheating.  His answer was to the effect "She would be standing over my lifeless body saying 'How do I reload this d@mn thing?'"   ;D



Which is EXACTLY what Mrs. T would be doing in a similar circumstance!!
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: tt11758 on January 21, 2010, 02:47:36 PM
I wonder if they make him wear a women's thong pasted to his body like a nicotine patch?   ;D
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: twyacht on January 21, 2010, 03:27:10 PM
Rehab is for "quitters"....... ::)

OK so he's a sex addict, so am I, but MONOGAMOUSLY with my wife....

Although, I'm not dead, so the pretty girls still can turn my head.....

going to the SHOT SHOW babe thread right now,....... 8)
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: shooter32 on January 21, 2010, 04:06:33 PM
I wonder if they make him wear a women's thong pasted to his body like a nicotine patch?   ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: Bic on January 21, 2010, 04:10:14 PM
Those are GREAT places to pick up horny chicks.............or so I'm told dear  :-[
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: Big Frank on January 21, 2010, 04:39:16 PM
Isn't every man who's had sex addicted to it? I don't know anyone who said "no thanks" after the first time.
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: TAB on January 21, 2010, 07:44:46 PM
judging by some of the women who said they had sex with him... he has to be a addict...  while some were hot, most I would not have had sex with them using BHOs dick.
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 21, 2010, 08:00:14 PM
I wonder if they make him wear a women's thong pasted to his body like a nicotine patch?   ;D

 ;D


Same reason I carry a fork in my back pocket...........
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: Johnny Bravo on January 21, 2010, 09:40:28 PM
I wonder if they make him wear a women's thong pasted to his body like a nicotine patch?   ;D

Laughing Out Loud !!!
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: fullautovalmet76 on January 21, 2010, 09:50:00 PM
And maybe while he is there he will learn how to play with his putter better......  ;)
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 21, 2010, 10:09:47 PM
Rehab is for "quitters"....... ::)

OK so he's a sex addict, so am I, but MONOGAMOUSLY with my wife....

Although, I'm not dead, so the pretty girls still can turn my head.....

going to the SHOT SHOW babe thread right now,....... 8)

You might be if she catches you   ;D
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: Ping on January 21, 2010, 10:37:39 PM
Pretty girls will always turn our heads. We can look at the menu but we just can't eat.  ;) Unless you have the money to hand over and move on with money in your pocket.

I think professional athletes should not waste their time getting married. Along with actors and actresses. Take a look at how Dennis Hopper was thrown into an article attempting to divorce his 5th wife. None of our business and shame on the scumbags who make money on the stories exposing what goes on behind closed doors!!!

Casualty vampires!!!!!
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: crusader rabbit on January 22, 2010, 07:55:20 AM
I think the only kind of "rehab clinic" I'd want to go to would be one like Tiger's going to.  I mean, I'd make so many points with my other geriatric accomplices.   ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;)
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: twyacht on January 22, 2010, 07:34:26 PM
Maybe if he attended therapy with these ladies, he could find the help he needs...

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/elderly.jpg)

crusader, you promised not to scare the straights anymore,..... ;)
Title: Re: Woods Checks Into "Sex Rehab" Clinic
Post by: TAB on January 22, 2010, 07:40:04 PM
Some of the best sex I ever had was with a women that was more then twice my age... granted I was 19 and she was 43.  I learned alot from her, I mean alot.  i don't think I want a women twice my age now...