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Title: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: ericire12 on January 21, 2010, 10:34:07 AM
Seriously ???

http://www.papadeltabravo.com/blog/?p=1101
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: Badgersmilk on January 21, 2010, 10:43:37 AM
Did I hear that right??  He said there is going to be a Steven Segal series of battle and sniper rifles coming out.

(http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_4437.gif)

Airsoft?   ;D





Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 21, 2010, 11:19:54 AM
 With out a script he isn't much better than Obummer
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: Ichiban on January 21, 2010, 11:46:20 AM
Give it a rest , Steven.  You look like Eddie Munster.
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: Pathfinder on January 21, 2010, 12:14:32 PM
Did I hear that right??  He said there is going to be a Steven Segal series of battle and sniper rifles coming out.

(http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_4437.gif)

Airsoft?   ;D


No, Pillsbury
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 21, 2010, 01:42:17 PM
Steven Segal, Actor.




Now that was funny.
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: tt11758 on January 21, 2010, 02:57:38 PM
Don't be dissing Reserve Deputy Chief Steven Seagal.  The boy has an IMPRESSIVE collection of 1911's!!   ;D
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: twyacht on January 21, 2010, 03:37:45 PM
You guys are very tough, via a keyboard......Would be as tough to his face?

Yeah we all get old, gain weight, aren't quite as nimble as we used to be, but I'll bet he can still break someone's trigger finger,.....

 ;)

Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 21, 2010, 03:42:33 PM
Didn't say I'd want to fight him......definitely want him on MY side in a fight.......



What do you think of Steven Segal as a fighter: He's a hell of a fighter and one tough guy.

What do you think of Steven Segal as an actor: He's a hell of a fighter and one tough guy.


 ;D
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: garand4life on January 21, 2010, 05:25:49 PM
Undeniable fact that at 25 yards all the martial arts in the world won't stop a bullet. That said I wish he would retire and enjoy all the millions he's made. He just gets annoying.
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: Jackel on January 21, 2010, 05:36:19 PM
sniper rifles and battle rifles? 

nuff said
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: Badgersmilk on January 21, 2010, 05:39:26 PM
Wasn't he the one that issued a big challenge to all the martial arts experts around the world saying how his Kung Foo was just to strong for them?  Then when a ton of them accepted the challenge nobody could get a word from him.  

I'm PRETTY sure he was the guy...

(http://www.lightningdrink.com/images/lightningbolt-cans.jpg)
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: jnevis on January 21, 2010, 05:56:38 PM
One of the gun-zines had an article on him a few years ago and supposedly he is as good a shot as he is in the movies.

Still needs to tone it down.  He's old and done.
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: Solus on January 21, 2010, 05:59:33 PM

Still needs to tone it down.  He's old and done.

hate that kind of talk...sigh...time to watch Second Hand Lions again...
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 21, 2010, 07:27:20 PM
One of the gun-zines had an article on him a few years ago and supposedly he is as good a shot as he is in the movies.

Still needs to tone it down.  He's old and done.

On one episode of his TV show, he was regularly hitting Q-Tips with a 1911. His groups were in the 3" range for all shots into a target.

He's a shooter, no doubt......... he would probably be considered a better actor if his roles weren't so "cheesy".
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: twyacht on January 21, 2010, 07:54:43 PM
What's the phrase(s)?

Beware the "old" man who only carries one gun, he probably knows how to use it.

Plus it's Seagal. Get him in close and he will still throw your ass across the room, probably with some extremity fractured.

I hope you guys are like Jack Lalanne when you get "old" you guys are ruthless....

OK he's not a stellar actor, neither was Chuck Norris, or Billy Jack (can't remember his real name), or Bruce Lee, ........Jackie Chan ain't all that good of an actor either.

Big deal, he's pro-gun, at the SHOT show, and is an advocate for SD, and teaches kids a discipline that may help them in life.

He's got a line of "guns" coming out.....good... Let's put em to the test (MB?), and go from there...


Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 21, 2010, 10:32:20 PM
You guys are very tough, via a keyboard......Would be as tough to his face?

Yeah we all get old, gain weight, aren't quite as nimble as we used to be, but I'll bet he can still break someone's trigger finger,.....

 ;)



I don't know if tough has anything to do, (smart doesn't ) with it, but Yes I would tell him to his face that as an actor he's a joke.
If it wasn't for the the shooting and butt whooping I would not have watched his movies, and now that he is old, chubby, philosophical, and runs like a girl, even that isn't enough.
And if he did clock me before I was finished, when I woke up my first words would be  " Did I mention being obsessive compulsive about swords Guitars and 1911's"
Don't get me wrong, The debate is not about his ability to kick me skinny azz, it's about whether that would effect me saying my say  ;D
And Billy Jack was played by Tom Laughlin who I last heard of going to jail for coke, just like the guy who played in the original "Walking Tall".

I read somewhere that he shoots a minimum of 500 rounds a week.

For all the crap he's getting here SS isn't the worst one, Van Damme is pretty horrible as an actor as well
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: philw on January 22, 2010, 05:13:51 AM
when I saw that vid last night i thought he got in to comedy





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Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: crusader rabbit on January 22, 2010, 07:25:14 AM
Okay, so he couldn't act like a dead man if he was a three-day-old stiff.  Still, he's on our side.  And about the "old and done" comment...  Ronald Reagan, John Wayne and Crusader Rabbit are all great Americans, and were/are much older than Seagal while still gettin' it done.  Haz fits in that elevated group, too.  So just be careful what you say about "old."  You might have to explain to your teeny-bopper girlfrind how an old guy cleaned your clock for you.  I'm just sayin'  (And Haz, I got your back, too). ;D
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: tt11758 on January 22, 2010, 10:00:15 AM
Okay, so he couldn't act like a dead man if he was a three-day-old stiff.  Still, he's on our side.  And about the "old and done" comment...  Ronald Reagan, John Wayne and Crusader Rabbit are all great Americans, and were/are much older than Seagal while still gettin' it done.  Haz fits in that elevated group, too.  So just be careful what you say about "old."  You might have to explain to your teeny-bopper girlfrind how an old guy cleaned your clock for you.  I'm just sayin'  (And Haz, I got your back, too). ;D

Actually, at 58, I believe SS is OLDER than Haz.  I didn't think ANYBODY was older than Haz.  ;D
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: Badgersmilk on January 22, 2010, 10:11:15 AM
OK, I don't care if the guy has a gut or not.  If pimp master Seagull is shooting "at least 500 rounds a week", I can respect for the skill he should SURELY have developed from that.  But after seeing a few of his movies years ago...  It's not easy!

And "Archie" is the one who mastered the slap!   ;D
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: twyacht on January 22, 2010, 05:12:42 PM

And "Archie" is the one who mastered the slap!   Grin


You sure it wasn't Moe? ::)
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: seeker_two on January 22, 2010, 06:14:12 PM
Personally, I'm glad to see SS coming out with a line of tactical gear....

....us thick-middled fellows have been ignored by the operators for far too long....  8)

....and MOLLIE gear makes our butts look big....  :'(
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 22, 2010, 06:23:52 PM
 Don't try to blame the MOLLE, It's the sausage gravy that makes your butt look big.  ;D
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: seeker_two on January 22, 2010, 06:42:26 PM
Don't try to blame the MOLLE, It's the sausage gravy that makes your butt look big.  ;D

Nope...that can't be it...the gravy keeps sliding off....
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 22, 2010, 09:18:52 PM
Nope...that can't be it...the gravy keeps sliding off....

You are a sick individual !  ROFLMAO  ;D
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: blackwolfe on January 23, 2010, 01:11:58 AM
One of the gun-zines had an article on him a few years ago and supposedly he is as good a shot as he is in the movies.

Still needs to tone it down.  He's old and done.

Respect your elders.  You remind me of that punk kid that called me an old man when I rode past him on my bicycle.  When I circled around and asked him who he was calling an old man, he had nothing to say just like the first time he flapped his lips.
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 23, 2010, 10:53:02 AM
Respect your elders.  You remind me of that punk kid that called me an old man when I rode past him on my bicycle.  When I circled around and asked him who he was calling an old man, he had nothing to say just like the first time he flapped his lips.

Here's something to think about, I'm mouthy AND old.
I'm either a badazz or lucky   ;D
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: Fatman on January 23, 2010, 11:25:43 PM
Here's something to think about, I'm mouthy AND old.
I'm either a badazz or lucky   ;D

Seeing you are  "mouthy AND old" points to lucky.  How else could you explain all those years with everyone in earshot being deaf?  ;)
 
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 23, 2010, 11:44:46 PM
 Doesn't matter how tough you are, lucky is better  ;D
Title: Re: Mall Ninja gear unveiled at SHOT
Post by: Solus on January 24, 2010, 08:17:23 AM
Doesn't matter how tough you are, lucky is better  ;D

Exactly!!...to survive the foolishness of youth, you either have to be capable or lucky.  We should breed for both =)))