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Title: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: twyacht on January 27, 2010, 04:00:42 PM
They had one for GWB, so here is the new rules for BHO. Guaranteed to help make the speech more tolerable.

Hazerita's or other strong booze preferable. Beer would be for "moderates & RINO's"..

http://drinkinggame.us/

 ;D

Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: Big Frank on January 27, 2010, 04:07:09 PM
I think you'll be comatose in an hour.
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: twyacht on January 27, 2010, 04:11:50 PM
I think you'll be comatose in an hour.

See? It guarantees a better viewing experience.
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: bulldog75 on January 27, 2010, 04:20:18 PM
Yea baby I fink I is almost drunk wiff enoouff to loook at Pelloissis.
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 27, 2010, 04:32:21 PM
They had one for GWB, so here is the new rules for BHO. Guaranteed to help make the speech more tolerable.

Hazerita's or other strong booze preferable. Beer would be for "moderates & RINO's"..

http://drinkinggame.us/

 ;D


Sad, but true. I voted for this a-hole only because I thought the other a-hole (and his running mate) were worse. It may or may not have been the right call in choosing between the lesser of two evils, but either way, we'd still have evil, or to be charitable, idiots in charge. I've started early. Five pm, the sun safely over the yard arm, and I earned a good shot of Barbancourt Rhum, the only decent export Haiti has to offer,   add a little US made coca cola and all the blather goes away.
FQ13 who will probably need a new TV by the end of the night. Unlike TT, I will probably be using .556 rather than bricks. I do wonder how it is possible to love this country as much as I do and utterly despise the political classes at the same time. Surely someone decent must run for office? Honestly I'm forty, and have always had to vote AGAINST rather than FOR a candidate. That's pretty depressing.
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: twyacht on January 27, 2010, 04:37:12 PM
Stick with the 55grs. FQ, for TV's, they can be tough to really put down..... ;)
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: r_w on January 27, 2010, 07:27:46 PM
This is a made-in-the-USA kinda game so make mine bourbon, neat.

And I think I have voted AGAINST the candidate in every election, too.   >:(
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: twyacht on January 27, 2010, 08:03:36 PM
2 down, and the Cabinet is still filing in.... ::)
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: twyacht on January 27, 2010, 08:16:55 PM
"I inherited all this",, blah, blah, blah, that counts for two.

Hold your fire FQ,.....it just started. ;)

Good ol' Joe just nods, he really does think were stupid, Nancy's botox looks shimmering in floodlights,.. :P Kinda like a new car hood..

"Hope",...that's another one,...



Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: r_w on January 27, 2010, 08:25:25 PM
He said "I" SIX TIMES in that one sentence. 

I am going to have SUCH a hangover.
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: Big Frank on January 27, 2010, 09:13:05 PM
Too bad I can't drink with my meds.  :(  I would play too.
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: Michael Bane on January 27, 2010, 09:24:27 PM
Alf could have delivered a better speech...you had to drink to get through it...

mb
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 27, 2010, 09:39:29 PM
Alf could have delivered a better speech...you had to drink to get through it...

mb
He did make three good points.
The first recognizing that education in science and math was a security issue, pointing out China, India and Russia, language not used since the Cold War and echoing JFKs comment  that "America would not take second place".
He also reiteratated that companies that ship jobs over seas would pay higher taxes than those who kept jobs at home. Good!
Finally he gave the green light to nuclear power and off shore drilling which would solve our whole terrorist problem if we were energy independent and could just walk away from the middle east.
I didn't like a lot of the rest of the speech. I did say on another thread that my opinon of him was low, and that as far as hope and change went, I hoped he'd change. On these issues, he seems to have grown up. Health care is still a loser, but I do see some signs to hope he'll change. The bitch slap to the SC and the whole Congress in regard to lobbyists (notable by the deafening silence, were a plus for me too). Still have buyers remorse, but not as badly as I did yesterday. :-\ :-[ ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: Rastus on January 27, 2010, 10:25:06 PM
Hey, I can read between the lines.  We are sooooo screwed with this guy as POTUS. 

Maybe if the Dems lose big time in the fall elections they will support removing him from office.

We can only hope.

This guy says one thing, then does something else.  They still call that kind of person a liar where I grew up.  Anyone who would listen to anything he said and put a shred of hope in what he says may well be unbalanced.

Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 27, 2010, 10:26:53 PM
Sumbitch makes my head hurt.
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: LoveMyXds on January 27, 2010, 10:28:30 PM
Thank God they didn't have a take a drink every time Biden nodded his head in agreement with BHO... ;D
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: LoveMyXds on January 27, 2010, 10:34:30 PM
Was secretly hoping to see a Clancy "Debt of Honor/Executive Orders" scenario..... for those of you in the know....  ;)
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: Tyler Durden on January 27, 2010, 11:25:01 PM
I think I am afflicted with a short term version of Tourette's.

See, every time I hear the applause start up, I just shout out, "YOU LIE!"

I can't help myself.

I am watching the replay on Fox news.  He just said that the income tax was not raised at all, "not one dime".  Bull Krap!

The with-holding tables got tinkered with between last year and this year.

#$^%^ liar!   >:(
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: Tyler Durden on January 27, 2010, 11:46:13 PM
What did he just say (again)?

Student loan debt forgiveness after ten years for people who get into public service??!!

Define "public service"....working at an ACORN office?

Stuffing ballot boxes with dead persons's votes?

At first blush, this sounds like a good way to get liberal academia to "recruit" students who can't hack engineering or the hard sciences with the bait of having their student loans forgiven once their more liberally indoctrinated butts land in a city, state, or federal civil service job.

Great....just what we need...more government employees.   ::)
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: philw on January 28, 2010, 04:18:34 AM
Alf could have delivered a better speech...you had to drink to get through it...

mb


I agree mate     

we had it playing at work   was doing my head in more that the issue I was dealing with at the time   

I had to laugh as his dig at china  other than that all i was hearing from him was   lalala I am a dirty tramp....
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: Solus on January 28, 2010, 10:27:10 AM
Still have buyers remorse, but not as badly as I did yesterday. :-\ :-[ ;D
FQ13

FQ, he hooked you with his lies and promises the first time.  Don't let him do it again.
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 28, 2010, 12:04:23 PM
BO's speech could have been another Gettysburg Address and it would not mean Jack. Any one who thinks those are BO's words or thoughts should have a minder because they are to stupid to cross the street alone, He has a staff of professional speech writers who get paid to write what people want to hear, the reason he needs a teleprompter is because he has never seen the speech before until he reads it off the screen.
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: Rastus on January 28, 2010, 12:08:05 PM
................
Great....just what we need...more government employees.   ::)

Most perceptive.  I know I heard Tom or Haz or Pathfinder, or Peg, or m25 or m58 or Shooter 32 or Jumbofrank or Ksail or Billt or Texas Bryan or philw or twyacht or somebody say you voted for him...twice.  What's up with that?  Is that true?   ;D
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: Tyler Durden on January 28, 2010, 02:29:23 PM
Huh???  ???

I haven't been on this forum long enough to know the intent behind  your comment there, especially when coupled with one of these:   ;D
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: Rastus on January 28, 2010, 02:31:44 PM
It was one of those I'm with you 100% statements with a tweak. 
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 28, 2010, 11:16:20 PM
He's busting your chops Tyler, It was FQ who admitted to voting for a guy who would have been aborted if his own policies had been in place back then. Back in 1961 a NICE white girl didn't talk with blacks, let alone anything else.
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: Tyler Durden on January 29, 2010, 01:35:26 AM
^^^ I can see what you're getting at, but....

Women have been having abortions since...oh...since the beginning of time....or at least since the creation of the metal wire coat hanger.

Law or NO law, Obama's mom could have aborted him one way or the other if her mind was made up about it.

As far as the whole busting my chops thing...sorry...I guess I am still too new here because I still don't get it.

 ???

Anywhooo....NOT to stand up for Obama or his mother but... His mother and biological father met in a Russian language class in Hawaii.  A'yup, he was a Kenyan...an African-African...and it was Hawaii after all....not 1960's Alabama or Mississippi where a white gal being seen with an Afro-American would have been met with  :o  and obviously considered taboo.

I would imagine that an African-African probably had to be one squared away dude in order to come to the United States in the 1960's and study, at the least, the Russian language.

I remember my 2 week to 4 week long spiel of Russian classes back in Colorado Springs in the fall of 1990.  It wasn't much fun, so I begged and pleaded with a German language instructor to switch me over to one of his German classes.  Thanks goodness!  Whew!...
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: Tyler Durden on January 29, 2010, 02:11:24 AM
again not defending the guy, but... if there is anything to be believed at the Wiki site on Obama, it does make it sound like his mom was 2 months pregnant with him when his parents got married.

Which is probably way different than what is considered the norm now, which would be:

A. it's okay to get an abortion (as a method of birth control  :o )

B.  it's okay now to have kids out of wedlock, and then live off of welfare....suckin' off the government's teat

So whether it was 1961 or 2010, his parents did do the right thing according to many people's norms.

again...not defending the guy...or his mom...
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 29, 2010, 11:14:40 AM
 Some minor points about your posts,
First off, Medieval, and presumably earlier, Herbalists had "potions" that would induce Abortions, so you were probably closer to the truth when you said "Since the beginning of time".
2nd, I read somewhere, (please don't ask for a link, because I would not even know where to start looking ) that Obama Sr.'s family are 3/4+ ARAB . During slave days they were the Merchants, not the Merchandise.
3rd, IIRC you posted somewhere else that you were in your 30's, so you wouldn't remember, but back in those days any girl who got pregnant before marriage pretty much had to marry fast before it showed and she was labeled a "Tramp" or leave town. And even up here in supposedly "Liberal" New England, that mixed race stuff was an absolute NO NO.
A guy might rent a black girl for a couple hours, but you sure as heck didn't bring home a black or Asian, Hispanic or even a Jew. Even the fact that JFK was Catholic was a big deal back then.
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 29, 2010, 12:30:56 PM
http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-state-of-the-union/
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: tt11758 on January 29, 2010, 01:23:29 PM
Some minor points about your posts,
First off, Medieval, and presumably earlier, Herbalists had "potions" that would induce Abortions, so you were probably closer to the truth when you said "Since the beginning of time".
2nd, I read somewhere, (please don't ask for a link, because I would not even know where to start looking ) that Obama Sr.'s family are 3/4+ ARAB . During slave days they were the Merchants, not the Merchandise.
3rd, IIRC you posted somewhere else that you were in your 30's, so you wouldn't remember, but back in those days any girl who got pregnant before marriage pretty much had to marry fast before it showed and she was labeled a "Tramp" or leave town. And even up here in supposedly "Liberal" New England, that mixed race stuff was an absolute NO NO.
A guy might rent a black girl for a couple hours, but you sure as heck didn't bring home a black or Asian, Hispanic or even a Jew. Even the fact that JFK was Catholic was a big deal back then.


Oh yeah.  Back in 1968 my sister found herself pregnant with twins and our mother shipped her ass off to Omaha to a home for unwed mothers almost the minute she found out about the pregnancy, and she stayed there until after the twins were delivered and put up for adoption.  I remember my parents telling me that she was spending the summer on our aunt's farm near DesMoines so that I wouldn't ask questions about where she was.  And both her and the twins' father were of the same race. 

Back then illegitimate pregnancy was a HUGE deal.
Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: twyacht on January 29, 2010, 04:04:57 PM
Pennyroyal was the herb that is abortive, and was used as far back as the 14th century or even earlier.

It also is great to grow around vegetables, and if you have pets, it is also a natural flea repellent. Rub your cat or dog with it and you really won't have a flea problem. But for this topic,  It was literally the morning after tea. It can still be found in more diverse nursery's and herb farms. Perennial and very hearty.

Wife and I are herb kinda naturalist folks, that's how I know this crap,......NO not that herb either.....gave that crap up in the 80's...

Title: Re: Obama's State Of The Union Drinking Game Rules
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 29, 2010, 07:03:04 PM
Pennyroyal was the herb that is abortive, and was used as far back as the 14th century or even earlier.

It also is great to grow around vegetables, and if you have pets, it is also a natural flea repellent. Rub your cat or dog with it and you really won't have a flea problem. But for this topic,  It was literally the morning after tea. It can still be found in more diverse nursery's and herb farms. Perennial and very hearty.

Wife and I are herb kinda naturalist folks, that's how I know this crap,......NO not that herb either.....gave that crap up in the 80's...



Good God, what were you ? about 10.   ;D