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Title: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 30, 2007, 12:31:55 PM
The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington, DC
appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a
previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:


        1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop
specializing in handguns.

        2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

        3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked
police patrol car parked at the front door.

        4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee
before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a
hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.

    The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a
9mm GLOCK 17, the clerk with a 50 DESERT EAGLE, assisted by several
customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also drew and fired.
The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene
investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The
subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified
rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: Hazcat on December 30, 2007, 02:00:54 PM
Marshal'ette,

Have you got a link to this?

Thanks
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: DonWorsham on December 30, 2007, 02:35:38 PM
Snopes says it is true.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: ellis4538 on December 30, 2007, 02:42:06 PM
Looks like stupid got fixed pretty good...at least 23 times!
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: Hazcat on December 30, 2007, 03:25:45 PM
Ya know, I think the real version is even better.
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: warhawke on December 30, 2007, 03:59:45 PM
Sounds to me like the stupid got fixed.
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 30, 2007, 04:53:13 PM
Even when you fully believe in Creation, you do have to admit that natural selection and survival of the fittest has a place in our world!

What I would like to see is the security tape and see if there was ever an oops moment in this guy's facial reaction.
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 30, 2007, 05:19:37 PM
Sorry, I was away form the computer this afternoon..
A friend of mine sent that to me and it had no link.. and you know I didn't even think to check it out first. :-[
Glad you did Don.. ( I'll remember that when it Squibby and I take you into capture. We might take it a little easier on you) ;D
There is sure a lot of no-thinkers out there..that is for sure. ::)
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: ismram on December 30, 2007, 06:06:30 PM
Snopes says it is true.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp
I was having a bad day, then I read this!!!!!!
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: ellis4538 on December 30, 2007, 07:19:02 PM
I used to get "Shooting Times" magazine and they had a monthly feature called "Dumb Crook Award"...I think this doorknob wins handsdown.  I do remember one guy who tried to rob a bar/restaurant which was the hangout for on and off duty cops but he just went to prison not to heaven/hell whatever.
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: TAB on December 30, 2007, 10:29:09 PM
Yeah I remember reading that in the paper awhile back.   Hopfullly we got him before he peed in the gene pool.
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: cookie62 on December 31, 2007, 08:23:52 AM
Sounds like his gene pool isn't deep enough ;D
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: Walter45Auto on December 31, 2007, 12:43:50 PM
LMAO!!!!  ;D Ths guy walks around a patrol car, robs a gun shop, in which the owner is carrying a .50 CAL DESERT EAGLE!!!! Not to mention the cop and the rest of the customers who are packin! HILARIOUS!!! This sucker SOOOO Wins this years Top Darwin Award!

EDIT: I Read the links and saw that the award was issued to him in 1990...
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: howlrwy on January 02, 2008, 12:37:54 PM
One thing to note, though, it was Washington the STATE, not D.C., and in this state it's fairly simple to get a concealed carry license, so many are armed.  That's what made it really stupid.
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: leatherman92 on January 04, 2008, 09:36:47 AM
thats great :D
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: AMMOACE on January 04, 2008, 12:16:07 PM
Man, 23 wounds or just 4 either way he asked for it, and they certainly gave it to him.  I would call it dumb luck but luck has nothing to do with this one, he walked around the marked police car which should have sent him the message to avoid the place.  I guess this was just Gods way of thinning the herd of idiots.
Title: Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
Post by: someguy on January 07, 2008, 12:20:21 PM
That's hilarious.