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Title: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
Post by: TAB on March 07, 2010, 05:30:19 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100307/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_breast_milk_assault;_ylt=Aq7ez3GQX3AJTlaJ4nNtfc6s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTN1cnRzM2zBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwMzA3L3VzX29kZF9icmVhc3RfbWlsa19hc3NhdWx0BGNjb2RlA21vc3Rwb3BbGFyBGNwb3MDOARwb3MDNQRwdANob21lX2Nva2UEc2VjA3luX2hlYWRsaW5lX2xpc3QEc2xrA3dvbWFu2hhcmdlZA--

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OWENSBORO, Ky. – A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.

 :o

Title: Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
Post by: Jackel on March 07, 2010, 05:53:03 PM

now thats funny shit right there

Title: Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
Post by: alfsauve on March 07, 2010, 05:58:30 PM

I guess that qualifies as a "food fight", but come on.  How dangerous is breast milk?  Give me a break.  Assault?

Title: Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
Post by: Big Frank on March 07, 2010, 06:02:38 PM

She may have AIDS. Spitting is an assault too.

Title: Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 07, 2010, 10:40:46 PM

Gives new meaning to 'squirt gun'.    :P  :P


Beware of da 'Boobinator'......  :o  :o

Title: Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
Post by: Johnny Bravo on March 07, 2010, 11:30:50 PM

Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 07, 2010, 10:40:46 PM

Gives new meaning to 'squirt gun'.    :P  :P


Beware of da 'Boobinator'......  :o  :o

Boobinator...........ROTFLMAO !  Dang Peg.......Thanks I needed that.

Title: Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
Post by: sledgemeister on March 08, 2010, 08:04:03 AM

Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 07, 2010, 10:40:46 PM

Gives new meaning to 'squirt gun'.    :P  :P


Beware of da 'Boobinator'......  :o  :o

LOL

I wonder if "she let her have it with both boobs"?
Or walks around "locked and nippled"?

Title: Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
Post by: crusader rabbit on March 08, 2010, 08:11:06 AM

I wonder if she'll use the "cookie" defense...

Title: Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
Post by: shooter32 on March 08, 2010, 09:30:55 AM

Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 07, 2010, 10:40:46 PM

Gives new meaning to 'squirt gun'.    :P  :P


Beware of da 'Boobinator'......  :o  :o

LMAO!!  ;D

Bravo....Peg.....Bravo

Title: Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
Post by: Tyler Durden on March 08, 2010, 03:00:23 PM

(http://icydk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/2zzssut.jpg)

PS:  there are some other interesting pics to be found when you punch "Got milk?" into images.google.com, but I ain't posting those.   :P  You can go look for yourself if  you're that interested. 

Title: Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
Post by: Fatman on March 08, 2010, 07:10:57 PM

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HIV can also be spread from a mother to her child during pregnancy or delivery. This is called "vertical transmission." A baby can also be infected by drinking an infected woman's breast milk. Fact Sheet 611 has more information on pregnancy. Adults exposed to breast milk of an HIV-infected woman may also be exposed to HIV.

http://www.aids.org/factSheets/150-Stopping-the-Spread-of-HIV.html (http://www.aids.org/factSheets/150-Stopping-the-Spread-of-HIV.html)

Title: Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
Post by: brosometal on March 08, 2010, 07:23:26 PM

Here's milk in you eye...

Title: Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
Post by: fullautovalmet76 on March 08, 2010, 10:25:34 PM

Or it could have been something like this: