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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: CDR on March 18, 2010, 12:08:33 AM
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Did you ever wonder why Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Just asking.
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Yep. I also wonder why you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway.
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Or why, if you want to encouage safe driving, you require seat belts and airbags instead of banning them? Want a safe driver? Replace the drivers side airbag with an 8" steel spike in the steering column. ;D
FQ13
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Why do leprecahans laugh when they run, the grass tickles thier tater sack.
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The "classic", alcohol wipe before lethal injection ?
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Did you ever wonder why Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Just asking.
Brilliant! I don't know the answer, but I've already stolen the question and put it on my Facebook page.
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Why are the signs and buttons on drive-up ATM's also printed in Braille?.... 8)
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Why are the signs and buttons on drive-up ATM's also printed in Braille?.... 8)
I've heard this example used to show the stupidity of folks. It actually shows the opposite. These keyboards are found at drive thru ATMs so different product assembly lines and inventories don't need to be kept for braille/non-braille keyboards.
Also, the end user would have order the correct number of each, and then manage getting different ones out to the installers.
Using the standard keyboard makes a lot of sense.
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Did you ever wonder why Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Just asking.
To give some protection during the flight so they have a better chance of completing their mission.
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What color does a Smurf turn when you choke it?
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Did you ever wonder why Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Just asking.
No helmet = no radio. No communications = hard to find target.
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These are good.. makes me smile...
My mom always ask me why ..when we are vacuuming the rug.. if we see a thread or yarn or something like that on the floor..
Why ado we lean over..pick it up ..and then drop it in front of the sweeper... sometimes having to go over it several times before it sucks it up..
weird... but I do it.. :-\
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These are good.. makes me smile...
My mom always ask me why ..when we are vacuuming the rug.. if we see a thread or yarn or something like that on the floor..
Why ado we lean over..pick it up ..and then drop it in front of the sweeper... sometimes having to go over it several times before it sucks it up..
weird... but I do it.. :-\
Me too!
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Why is named "7-11" if it is open 24hrs.......
.......and if it's open 24hrs why are there locks on the door?
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Why is "bra" singular, but "pants" plural?
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Why is "bra" singular, but "pants" plural?
And why do you call pants a pair when it is one item?
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.......and if it's open 24hrs why are there locks on the door?
For when the power goes out or you have a fire and you have to run all the customers out of the store. (I know from experience.)
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GUYS! We know that for may (most?) of the 'questions' there is a legit answer....that's NOT the point! ::)
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If super man can fly, can he really leap tall buildings with a single bound or is he cheating?
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Why do we not call a tooth brush a teeth brush.
If a man does something wrong and there is no woman around to complain is he still wrong.
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Shouldn't it be Hairs Cut?
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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If you plan to fail and accomplish this, have you succeeded? Therefore have you failed to fail?
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If the Pope $hits in the woods and no one hears it, does it make a sound?
How's that for a blending of metaphors?
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If you could drive faster than the speed of light, could you see your headlights?
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Why do we not call a tooth brush a teeth brush.
If a man does something wrong and there is no woman around to complain is he still wrong.
Because it was invented in Mississippi............ ;D ;D ;D
Just kidding, Mississippi folks.
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Why did the Hippie cross the road? Oh wait.... ;D
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I've heard this example used to show the stupidity of folks. It actually shows the opposite. These keyboards are found at drive thru ATMs so different product assembly lines and inventories don't need to be kept for braille/non-braille keyboards.
Also, the end user would have order the correct number of each, and then manage getting different ones out to the installers.
Using the standard keyboard makes a lot of sense.
Thank you, Commander Data.....now go back to playing with your new phaser.... :P
;D
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Thank you, Commander Data.....now go back to playing with your new phaser.... :P
;D
Ooh! Can I get one of those? It would sure save on ammo costs, though the battery bills would probably be a bitch. ;D
FQ13
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..........If a man does something wrong and there is no woman around to complain is he still wrong.
WINNER ! ! !
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I was always taught that two wrongs don't make a right.
However, I found that three lefts make a right.
Four lefts make a NASCAR race.
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If the Pope $hits in the woods and no one hears it, does it make a sound?
More importantly, if a man makes a statement, and there is no woman there to hear, is he still wrong?
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Remember Fill...
Rule #1 Women are always right!
Rule #2 When a woman is wrong, see Rule #1 above!
FWIW
Richard
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!