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Title: The NASCAR Solution
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 19, 2010, 11:29:30 AM
I would love to take credit for this one, but credit goes to our local humor columnist Frank Ceribino. His idea? Require all politicians to wear NASCAR style jumpsuits with the labels of their "sponsors" sewed on. :o ;D I like it! Tom, TT, are you reading?
FQ13
Title: Re: The NASCAR Solution
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 19, 2010, 02:36:23 PM
TT is sponsored by Burger King, KFC, McDonalds, Pizza Hut, Jack-in-the-Box, God Fathers, SubWay, Hormel, Frito Lay ...
Title: Re: The NASCAR Solution
Post by: Johnny Bravo on March 19, 2010, 02:38:00 PM
Fantastic idea...........but they wouldn't show all of their sponsors!
Title: Re: The NASCAR Solution
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 19, 2010, 03:14:03 PM
Fantastic idea...........but they wouldn't show all of their sponsors!
Make em' hire a fat guy (or two) to follow them around with the overflow. ;D "Ladies and gentlemen, I submit that I am the true reformer in this race. As you can see, I can meet all legal requirements simply by having Big Al standing within the required two feet of me. Hell, Al is a svelte 350 pounds. Now look at my opponent, she needs Bubba AND Earl shadowing her, and they'e both 400 pounders at least! Disgraceful! Vote for me and Al for clean government." ;D ;D ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: The NASCAR Solution
Post by: tt11758 on March 20, 2010, 02:05:03 PM
TT is sponsored by Burger King, KFC, McDonalds, Pizza Hut, Jack-in-the-Box, God Fathers, SubWay, Hormel, Frito Lay ...


Not anymore.  More like the American Diabetes Association, American Heart Association, American Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breast Producers Association, etc.

However, I AM courting Smith & Wesson, Stag Arms, Para-USA, Ruger, Remington, Winchester, Benelli, Savage Arms,  Colt, Sig-Sauer, Midway USA, Cheaper Than Dirt, Hornady, Federal, Crimson Trace, DRTV, etc.

In other words, everybody except Glock.   ;D
Title: Re: The NASCAR Solution
Post by: tt11758 on March 20, 2010, 02:11:04 PM
TT is sponsored by Burger King, KFC, McDonalds, Pizza Hut, Jack-in-the-Box, God Fathers, SubWay, Hormel, Frito Lay ...


By the way, m58:

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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The NASCAR Solution
Post by: Rob10ring on March 20, 2010, 02:57:08 PM
Or we could do it like in the movie, Idiocracy, where the president's cabinet would say things like "I'm Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl's Jr" after every statement. We could name them like the Prez in the movie ; Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.