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Title: Worst movie evah!
Post by: ericire12 on March 24, 2010, 09:57:38 PM
I will submit for your viewing pleasure(?)...

Road House 2

I only watched a couple minutes of it tonight, and yeah its as bad as you might think.









*Talk amongst yourself
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 24, 2010, 10:23:05 PM
When product "B" was on Outdoor Channel, I was surfing and found Quigley.  However, I watched it just a couple weeks ago, so I kept going.  Then, I came across Roadhouse 2.  Read the info on it, and decided not.  Thanks for letting me know I made the correct decision!
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: BAC on March 25, 2010, 06:57:57 AM
It looks like a real winner.  Is it in the Direct-to-DVD section at Walmart?   ;D

Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: billt on March 25, 2010, 09:14:45 AM
The worst movie I've ever seen was "Sophie's Choice". The girl I was dating at the time couldn't wait to see it. I slept through over half of it. She thought it was great. It was like watching paint dry. Meryl Streep is the best cure for insomnia ever! That woman needs to put on a short leather mini skirt, get an AK and make a movie where she fights drug dealers. If it's a boring role, she's tailor made for it.  Bill T.
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 25, 2010, 10:15:32 AM
Road house 2? Was there even a Roadhouse 1? Patrick Swayze beating up the same 4 rednecks half a dozen times. I think Sam Elliot just got lost on his way to a real movie and sort of wandered around confused for a few scenes. Road House two, the outtakes? Yikes! That's like one of the Billy Jack movies starring Howard Dean vs Jesse Ventura, only worse.
FQ13 
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: Timothy on March 25, 2010, 11:14:59 AM
As the universe rips agape from the fact that I gotta agree with FQ...

Roadhouse (Road Apple as I call it) was not very good except for the hot blonds (plural) boobage!  

Why would I want to watch a sequel?

I fear Sam will never live down trying to be a biker dude/cooler!  He was more believable in the movie "Mask"!
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: Just One Shot on March 25, 2010, 11:31:19 AM
It's got nothing on "Yuli's Gold".

Peter Fonda should find every copy on the planet and burn them before anyone else sits through 2 hrs. of misery.
 :P
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: Ichiban on March 25, 2010, 11:58:32 AM
Road House 2 looks a lot like another Swayze classic, "Next of Kin", which is also in the running for the title of Worst Movie Evah.
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: JC5123 on March 25, 2010, 12:20:56 PM
I watched Cloverfield a couple of weeks ago. Don't waste your time. 2 hours of my life that I will never get back.
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: billt on March 25, 2010, 12:54:12 PM
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING is as bad as those 4 1/2 hour chick flicks on Lifetime. Those movies move slower than a constipated tortoise.  Bill T.
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: shooter32 on March 25, 2010, 12:58:59 PM
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING is as bad as those 4 1/2 hour chick flicks on Lifetime. Those movies move slower than a constipated tortoise.  Bill T.


Has Mel made you set through a "Longtime" Lifetime movie?

 ;D
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: Timothy on March 25, 2010, 01:12:55 PM
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING is as bad as those 4 1/2 hour chick flicks on Lifetime. Those movies move slower than a constipated tortoise.  Bill T.

Do what I did Bill, delete it from the TV program guide....I plan on doing the same for Oprah...
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: billt on March 25, 2010, 01:16:21 PM
If she's watching one and I want to watch something she'll usually go and watch it in the bedroom. As much as I hate to admit it, I've sat through a couple because I got interested. But God, Molasses flows faster at the South Pole!  Bill T.
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: Big Frank on March 25, 2010, 03:26:15 PM
I thought Blair Witch Project sucked. I kept waiting for something to happen but it never did. 
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: billt on March 25, 2010, 03:50:33 PM
I thought Blair Witch Project sucked. I kept waiting for something to happen but it never did. 

The only thing that happens on Lifetime is the long awaited trip to the john. Take as long as you want, you will miss nothing!   Bill T.
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: twyacht on March 25, 2010, 04:21:43 PM
I thought the soundtrack to Roadhouse was great. Jeff Healey RIP.  Movie was corny enough to be good with some decent one liners.



Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: billt on March 25, 2010, 04:37:21 PM
I thought the soundtrack to Roadhouse was great. Jeff Healey RIP.  Movie was corny enough to be good with some decent one liners.

I actually liked "Road House". Granted it was over acted, (Ben Gazzara's eyes when he was trying to kill Swayze at the end), but overall it wasn't a bad flick. How many know the guy who played the bar owner (Kevin Tighe), was the same guy who starred in "Emergency" in the 60's and early 70's as a paramedic??
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 25, 2010, 05:20:17 PM
I actually liked "Road House". Granted it was over acted, (Ben Gazzara's eyes when he was trying to kill Swayze at the end), but overall it wasn't a bad flick. How many know the guy who played the bar owner (Kevin Tighe), was the same guy who starred in "Emergency" in the 60's and early 70's as a paramedic??

The only thing I can think of when I see him in a movie, so I have a hard time watching anything other than Emergency with him in it.

Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: Timothy on March 25, 2010, 06:04:15 PM
The only thing I can think of when I see him in a movie, so I have a hard time watching anything other than Emergency with him in it.

What he said!

 ;)
Title: Re: Worst movie evah!
Post by: ericire12 on March 25, 2010, 06:36:10 PM