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Title: Hey Floridians, Check this out
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 01, 2010, 10:28:57 PM

http://www.edansmaidsrus.com/

Hey, FQ, TW,  need your house cleaned ?  ;D

Title: Re: Hey Floridians, Check this out
Post by: Steyr M40A1 on April 01, 2010, 10:47:21 PM

I wonder how good they are at polishing......

Sorry I could not help myself... off to the corner I go....

Title: Re: Hey Floridians, Check this out
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 01, 2010, 11:07:30 PM

Quote from: Steyr M40A1 on April 01, 2010, 10:47:21 PM

I wonder how good they are at polishing......

Sorry I could not help myself... off to the corner I go....

That's extra. You're just paying the service for the feather dusting. The rest is to be negoitated with Juanita. Just ask Senator Vitter (R-La) or former Governor Spitzer (D-NY). ;D
FQ13 who has to admire the sprit of free enterprise in my home state ;)

Title: Re: Hey Floridians, Check this out
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 01, 2010, 11:09:39 PM

You admire the "free enterprise" all you want  I'll stick with admiring Francis  ;D

Title: Re: Hey Floridians, Check this out
Post by: GUNS-R-US on April 01, 2010, 11:22:43 PM

Quote from: tombogan03884 on April 01, 2010, 11:09:39 PM

You admire the "free enterprise" all you want  I'll stick with admiring Francis  ;D

If its FREE I'm game ;D

Title: Re: Hey Floridians, Check this out
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 02, 2010, 12:02:10 AM

Definitely NOT that kind of "Free"  ;D

Title: Re: Hey Floridians, Check this out
Post by: twyacht on April 02, 2010, 04:28:39 AM

Due to the hard economic times, seems the strip clubs are having low attendance, so the girls are just diversifying. ::)

Why spend $20 to get in a place and buy $10 drinks, and throw money at women dancing, when at least you can end up with a clean house???

Is the French maid outfit extra???? ::)

Title: Re: Hey Floridians, Check this out
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 02, 2010, 04:46:25 AM

Preach on Brother TW!
To Quote Chris Rock:
"This ho came up to me on the street and said she'd do anything I wanted. I said anything? She said yes, but its $500. I said sure, Bitch, paint my house!"
FQ13 who will be in the corner

Title: Re: Hey Floridians, Check this out
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 02, 2010, 09:59:29 AM

At my age I'm more likely to get my moneys worth from the house keeper than from the Hookers.
Besides, I have never heard of anyone catching a sociable disease by having their floors washed and waxed.  ;D

Title: Re: Hey Floridians, Check this out
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 02, 2010, 02:40:07 PM

"But honey, she was just doing the dishes!!"

Title: Re: Hey Floridians, Check this out
Post by: bulldog75 on April 02, 2010, 03:18:18 PM

That will lead to child support payments, or a future ex wife.

I found my corner.

Title: Re: Hey Floridians, Check this out
Post by: m25operator on April 02, 2010, 07:44:27 PM

I actually have a friend ( Female ) who does nude house cleaning, and she is a knockout, if tattoos don't bother you. Sorry, have pics, you can't see them  ;D ;)

Title: Re: Hey Floridians, Check this out
Post by: Fatman on April 02, 2010, 08:11:14 PM

Quote from: m25operator on April 02, 2010, 07:44:27 PM

I actually have a friend ( Female ) who does nude house cleaning, and she is a knockout, if tattoos don't bother you. Sorry, have pics, you can't see them  ;D ;)

I don't believe you. Prove it!