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Title: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: ericire12 on April 23, 2010, 08:25:59 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_G-EWSfJ1PwE/S9D7stoygkI/AAAAAAAABXg/STDJAzCyduo/s320/saddle.jpg)

http://michaelbane.blogspot.com/2010/04/all-hat-no-cows.html






*Going no where fast!

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*See what happens when you tie your horse up next to the glue factory

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*Worst Village Person evah!

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*Thats one of those new "earth friendly" horses

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*Where do I put the quarter in?

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*This is the worst 3rd birthday party ever!

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*I think he just gave birth to a saddle.

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*When they say "F**k you and the horse you rode in on", they mean it!

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*Cowboy action public restroom
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: twyacht on April 23, 2010, 08:44:32 PM
This one is for "The Duke", Gary Cooper, Clint Eastwood, Jimmy Stewart, and all those others.

After all,........God Bless America!

BTW where's my *&% Winchester??? ???

Hi Yo Silver!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: Fatman on April 23, 2010, 09:42:33 PM
MB demonstrates the cowboy version of the Thigh Master.
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: Blaidd on April 23, 2010, 10:44:35 PM
I may have kept my shirt but I lost my horse in Vegas.
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 23, 2010, 10:54:25 PM
Speechless ... I got nothing  :-\
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: Big Frank on April 23, 2010, 10:55:36 PM
Why, yes. This IS my first rodeo.  ;D
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 23, 2010, 11:03:45 PM
Why, yes. This IS my first rodeo.  ;D

And the avatar was mine ... At least I included a critter  ;D  However, it was damn hard to find one bigger than me  :o

And then there was the ride home afterwards ...

(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e330/m58/redneck_drunk_driver.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: Dakotaranger on April 23, 2010, 11:10:12 PM
If it was good enough for President Harding
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 23, 2010, 11:16:02 PM
I thought Mark Rubio was younger? (its a Florida thing). ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: Dakotaranger on April 23, 2010, 11:32:18 PM
I promise when I get out of my time out I will go do some reloading
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 23, 2010, 11:46:47 PM
Casting photo for the remake of "True Grit"?
FQ13
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: Pathfinder on April 24, 2010, 05:42:18 AM
Why, yes. This IS my first rodeo.  ;D

I do believe we have a winner!!!!
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: Paraguy on April 24, 2010, 06:51:25 AM
I need a faster horse!
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: BAC on April 24, 2010, 07:26:42 AM
Horses?  We don't need no stinkin' horses!
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: DonWorsham on April 24, 2010, 09:29:04 AM
"Michael Bane demonstrates the prototype of the very first horseless carriage"

"Noted producer sings Down in the meadow in an itty-bitty pond swam two little fishes and a mama fishy too"

"TV Host and noted holster maker, mBane demonstrates the proper way to greet a lady while straddling a horse"

"TV show host/producer/writer Mike Bane participates in first annual Bring Your Saddle to Work appreciation day"
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: seeker_two on April 24, 2010, 09:43:23 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_G-EWSfJ1PwE/S9D7stoygkI/AAAAAAAABXg/STDJAzCyduo/s320/saddle.jpg)

http://michaelbane.blogspot.com/2010/04/all-hat-no-cows.html



In loving rememberance of Trigger.....
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: Pathfinder on April 24, 2010, 09:58:29 AM
"Michael Bane demonstrates the prototype of the very first horseless carriage"

"Noted producer sings Down in the meadow in an itty-bitty pond swam two little fishes and a mama fishy too"

"TV Host and noted holster maker, mBane demonstrates the proper way to greet a lady while straddling a horse"

"TV show host/producer/writer Mike Bane participates in first annual Bring Your Saddle to Work appreciation day"

Is that your saddle horn or are you happy to meet me?
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: Frosty on April 24, 2010, 10:31:17 AM
Goodbye Ol'paint
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 24, 2010, 10:56:54 AM
In honor of Alf The Wonder Beagle being laid up I thought I would go completely off track   ;D



http://michaelbane.blogspot.com/2010/04/all-hat-no-cows.html


Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: ericire12 on April 24, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_G-EWSfJ1PwE/S9D7stoygkI/AAAAAAAABXg/STDJAzCyduo/s320/saddle.jpg)

Yosimete Sam at the starting line 2 seconds after the start of the Kentucky Derby..... "And their off!"..... "Oh, I hate that rabbit".
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 24, 2010, 04:05:15 PM
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"There was supposed to be a horse! Dammit! Where the f**k is the horse, Marshal? There was supposed to be a horse! What do you mean 'Budget cuts and Obama got the horse'?......Dammit!"
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: tt11758 on April 24, 2010, 05:10:46 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_G-EWSfJ1PwE/S9D7stoygkI/AAAAAAAABXg/STDJAzCyduo/s320/saddle.jpg)

REAL funny, Teresa!!  Now where's my f**king horse?!?
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: tt11758 on April 24, 2010, 05:12:39 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_G-EWSfJ1PwE/S9D7stoygkI/AAAAAAAABXg/STDJAzCyduo/s320/saddle.jpg)

Hat?  Check.  Saddle?  Check.  Damn, I can't shake the feeling that I'm forgetting something!!
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: ericire12 on April 24, 2010, 05:54:33 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_G-EWSfJ1PwE/S9D7stoygkI/AAAAAAAABXg/STDJAzCyduo/s320/saddle.jpg)

Two words: city slicker
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 24, 2010, 06:42:49 PM
Two words: city slicker

Curly Bane?



 ;D
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: Rastus on April 25, 2010, 06:57:58 AM
In loving rememberance of Trigger.....

Time to vote guys.  I vote for Seeker's entry.
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: ericire12 on April 25, 2010, 02:40:29 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_G-EWSfJ1PwE/S9D7stoygkI/AAAAAAAABXg/STDJAzCyduo/s320/saddle.jpg)


*After numerous complaints from PITA, next season's 'Cowboys' is going to be a little different

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*"You will never guess how much I paid for this invisible horse"

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*Well, thats the first time I've seen a saddle wearing a donkey before

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*D'OH!
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: CDR on April 25, 2010, 04:11:36 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_G-EWSfJ1PwE/S9D7stoygkI/AAAAAAAABXg/STDJAzCyduo/s320/saddle.jpg)

"I'm so sick of wearing this crap......why don't I just dress like Superman and draw less attention to myself."



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"Lets see them come up with a caption for this ridiculous photo."
 






;)


Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 25, 2010, 04:24:31 PM
""Lets see them come up with a caption for this ridiculous photo

And here folks, we have our winner. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 25, 2010, 05:20:09 PM
That's the last time I ride past the glue plant on the way home from the horse auction.
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: ericire12 on April 26, 2010, 09:51:54 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_G-EWSfJ1PwE/S9D7stoygkI/AAAAAAAABXg/STDJAzCyduo/s320/saddle.jpg)

Waitress at the Lone Star Chuck Wagon: "Ok, you can sit in the high chair, but I can't let you order off the kids menu."
Title: Re: Caption this Bane pic
Post by: kygunnut on April 26, 2010, 04:46:19 PM
I knew I should have parked my horse in south Chicago.