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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: Fatman on May 09, 2010, 07:16:42 AM
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Woman cited for running down man
named Lord Jesus Christ in western
Massachusetts crosswalk
Associated Press
Last update: May 7, 2010 - 7:34 AM
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might
have forgiven the woman who ran him down
in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police
haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited
for running down a man named Lord Jesus
Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton
on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown.
Officers checked his ID and discovered that,
indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ.
He was taken to the hospital for treatment of
minor facial injuries.
Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella
was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in
a crosswalk.
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Shouldn't he have parted the waters (or Hondas) or turned her into wine or something? ::)
FQ13 Who really, really, really wishes he'd changed his name to the "Prophet Muhamed". Even money bet who'd be killed first. ;D
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Shouldn't he have parted the waters (or Hondas) or turned her into wine or something? ::)
FQ13 Who really, really, really wishes he'd changed his name to the "Prophet Muhamed". Even money bet who'd be killed first. ;D
My wife works for a govt dept here and a name came accross her desk that was the opposite of the one in the story. Seems the lord of all evil intentions wasnt able to get a licence nor drive a car :D
Yes he will dominate the world but I think we have enough time to get away LOL