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Title: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: Rob10ring on May 19, 2010, 04:40:34 PM
Don't mess with the mama bear! Jeff Cooper once suggested that Glock had become a verb - ie: "He Glocked him!". This lady's kid was attacked by a vicious (according to our local TV news) neighborhood dog and she Glocked it. There were more details in the TV story. Apparently, not only the Windex was used, but they'd also beat the dog with a shovel too. Tough dog. The story made my wife feel that she needed more practice, as she is also a mama bear. It's surprising that here in CA, the news stories actually mentioned Glock by name and the story wasn't about gang bangers.

http://www.ocregister.com/news/dog-249475-animal-girl.html (http://www.ocregister.com/news/dog-249475-animal-girl.html)


I can personally attest to the fact that a pitbull will let go at least for a moment, if you put a finger up its behind. I would too.
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: red364 on May 19, 2010, 06:04:37 PM

I can personally attest to the fact that a pitbull will let go at least for a moment, if you put a finger up its behind. I would too.


Thank you for not sharing details.....            ;D

Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 19, 2010, 07:21:45 PM

Thank you for not sharing details.....            ;D


+1 on that. As far as how you knew it, or how this was determined, presumbably by trial and error? Well, I'm not a pit bull fan, but whatever happened to to the guy that did it to him? I'm defending the dog. ;D
PS, if threatened by an animal? Damn right its the Glock. If the owner's pissed, I'll buy them a new one. Glock, endorsed by the Gunny at the NRA convention. Take that rust bucket guys! ;D ;D ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: billt on May 19, 2010, 08:08:48 PM
I can personally attest to the fact that a pitbull will let go at least for a moment, if you put a finger up its behind.

I'd rather live with the scar.  Bill T.
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: crusader rabbit on May 19, 2010, 09:20:19 PM
I can personally attest to the fact that a pitbull will let go at least for a moment, if you put a finger up its behind. I would too.

TMI, from Crusader, who winced a little at the very  thought... :P
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: sledgemeister on May 19, 2010, 09:24:27 PM
I can personally attest to the fact that a pitbull will let go at least for a moment, if you put a finger up its behind. I would too.

Hmmmmm I am betting any living creature would let go if jamming a digit up there bum.
Ever thought about a career in proctology?  ;D
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: ericire12 on May 19, 2010, 09:26:02 PM
Hmmmmm I am betting any living creature would let go if jamming a digit up there bum.

Not if she has daddy issues ;D
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: sledgemeister on May 19, 2010, 09:30:01 PM
Not if she has daddy issues ;D

You just cost me a new keyboard! so so so so wrong!! roflmao


One thing I cant get over in that story is this but bit

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OC Animal Care officials said the dog was taken to a local veterinary office to be treated for a gunshot wound
Why didnt they finish the job? It also brings home the point about nothing works as well as a double tap!
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: TAB on May 19, 2010, 09:53:56 PM
snaping a fiberglass extention roller handle over a pits head does woners for getting them to let go.  Best part aboutit was, life time warrenty, took it to the paint store and got another one.  unbreakable  my a$$
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 19, 2010, 10:37:20 PM
snaping a fiberglass extention roller handle over a pits head does woners for getting them to let go.  Best part aboutit was, life time warrenty, took it to the paint store and got another one.  unbreakable  my a$$
Did you return the dog or the roller handle? ;D
Seriously, I am all in favor of purpose bred dogs. I own, and have owned, highly bred brittanys and pointers my whole life. Dogs designed to do one thing. Locate and point birds, every natural instinct directed to that goal. I've also lived and worked with Australian Shepards and Labs (FDSB, not AKC). The same applies. I truly respect what breeding will do. Thing is, the same is true of a pitt. It was designed (and designed well), as a fighting dog. Aggressive, determined and lethal, with a high pain threshold and without the cotrol or intelligence of a German Shepard. That wasn't required. Aggressiveness and determination were. Thing is, unless you're buddies with Michael Vick, that just isn't required anymore. Its a breed that has outlived its usefulness and the cons outweigh the pros of owning one. If you want a guard dog, buy a German or Belgian Shepard. I don't want them banned or anything, bu I do look at folks who own one a bit funny, because I don't think they understand the basic genetic make-up and instinctive urges of the breed. No wonder rappers like them, thugs to thugs, though only one is to blame. Not dissing anyone who has one named Fluffy and will tell me how great it is with the kid. True enough. Still, the default mode is aggression for these dogs, the same way chasing a tennis ball is for a lab. Own one if you want, just understand that there are other breeds that will do the same job with fewer risks.
FQ13 who will accept the flames, its just that I've handled enough working dogs to know that breeding shows. Whether you want it to or not.
PS All that breeding did not make them immune from the "Fuzzdady Ass Grip", but hey, we all have our weaknesses. ;D
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: Big Frank on May 19, 2010, 10:47:15 PM
The Fuzzdady Ass Grip is the Vulcan Nerve Pinch for dogs.  :)
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: MAUSERMAN on May 20, 2010, 12:24:21 AM
That lady was within her right to shoot that dog. The use of force to protect her family is a natural act and not a crime.
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 20, 2010, 01:13:52 AM
The Fuzzdady Ass Grip is the Vulcan Nerve Pinch for dogs.  :)
The two were seperated at birth. I think that Rob should begin teaching, and MB televising, this unique martial arts move. The Fuzdaddy Ass Grip (FAG) for short, is a marvelous tool everyone should know. It Also works online. Cf. Eric, I would FAG you for that comment, except that I am a gentleman (and it would be really, really gross). ;D
FQ13 who apologizes to Fuzdaddy who is a good guy and doesn't deserve the ridicule. Its just that the FAG (fearsome weapon of DRTV member kung foo) deserves to be passed on, young grasshopper. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 20, 2010, 02:59:18 AM
I'm impressed, Self defense shooting to picking dogs up by their bung holes in less than one full page.
Maybe Sledge or Phil will know if that's some sort of internet record .  ;D
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: Rob10ring on May 20, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
A mailman in a crappy part of LA told me that was what he did in a last ditch effort to survive as the dog pulled him down. He went for the dog's nuts and when there weren't any - up the butt. I remembered it when a pit grabbed my old english sheepdog. He mostly only got mouthfuls of fur, but he wouldn't stop even with me trying to yank the pit's collar, so he got a thumb. He sat on his ass real fast to keep me away from it and looked at me like his feelings got hurt. He started to get up and I got between him and my dog - again he sat. I think I probably looked at my doctor that way after my first prostate exam too.
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: sledgemeister on May 20, 2010, 04:03:47 AM
I'm impressed, Self defense shooting to picking dogs up by their bung holes in less than one full page.
Maybe Sledge or Phil will know if that's some sort of internet record .  ;D

Mot sure but if its not it should be and its still being talked about ^^^^ lol
adds a whole new meaning to some ones favourite saying, "hang it out ya ass"  ;D
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: alfsauve on May 20, 2010, 05:37:45 AM
My own experience involved a Doberman Pincher.   I figured that full out his forward velocity was about equal to that of a slow pitch softball, hence I chose a baseball bat as my defensive tool.   In my crowded neighborhood a gun may have caused collateral damage.

It was a little stressful, and I had no practice with a projectile that bobbed up and down, so basically I hit a pop-up.   However in this game that is considered a "run". 
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 20, 2010, 05:45:50 AM
My own experience involved a Doberman Pincher.   I figured that full out his forward velocity was about equal to that of a slow pitch softball, hence I chose a baseball bat as my defensive tool.   In my crowded neighborhood a gun may have caused collateral damage.

It was a little stressful, and I had no practice with a projectile that bobbed up and down, so basically I hit a pop-up.   However in this game that is considered a "run". 
Good enough. My odds of hitting a charging dog somewhere that will stop it are far lower than my odds of doing so with a baseball bat. If I had one in each hand, I'd have dropped the pistol.
FQ13 who knows his limitations :-\
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: ratcatcher55 on May 20, 2010, 10:03:08 AM
The Fuzzdady Ass Grip is the Vulcan Nerve Pinch for dogs.  :)

I don't think you’re getting Pincus or Janich demonstrating this technique of Best Defense!
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: ericire12 on May 20, 2010, 10:07:18 AM
I don't think you’re getting Pincus or Janich demonstrating this technique of Best Defense!

DRINK!
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: tt11758 on May 20, 2010, 12:47:19 PM
Glock, endorsed by the Gunny at the NRA convention. FQ13


Apparently he's more senile than I realized.  ;D
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: bulldog75 on May 20, 2010, 01:38:57 PM
Guys I just read this and It was one of the best yet. The part about the vulcan ass grab with the dog. I am still laughing.
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 20, 2010, 02:32:47 PM
Guys I just read this and It was one of the best yet. The part about the vulcan ass grab with the dog. I am still laughing.
Its the Fuzzdaddy Ass Grip Bulldog. Do not dis the master. You won't like the consequences. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: ratcatcher55 on May 20, 2010, 02:55:29 PM
The Master of FuzzyDaddy Jeen Butt DODO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85PcMJ9D8X0
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: Rob10ring on May 20, 2010, 04:26:18 PM
Cannonball Run was awesome! I think I saw it twice at the theater, when it came out. Jack Elam was so hilarious, but trust me, there was no finger sniffing in my case and I don't think I'd use the "ass grip" (more of an ass poke - I guess it's not as good for an acronym) in defense against humans.
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: tt11758 on May 20, 2010, 05:51:42 PM
Cannonball Run was awesome! I think I saw it twice at the theater, when it came out. Jack Elam was so hilarious, but trust me, there was no finger sniffing in my case and I don't think I'd use the "ass grip" (more of an ass poke - I guess it's not as good for an acronym) in defense against humans.


It would depend upon what she looked like.   ;D
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: Rob10ring on May 20, 2010, 06:48:16 PM
BOHICA?
Title: Re: Woman "Glocks" Dog That Attacked Her Daughter
Post by: Rob10ring on May 21, 2010, 02:02:02 AM
I'm happy that this mom is coming off as a hero, even here in CA! We got a follow up story and they actually interviewed her and got pictures of her with her Glock.

http://www.ocregister.com/news/dog-249757-anna-cooper.html (http://www.ocregister.com/news/dog-249757-anna-cooper.html)

"The lesson Cooper wants for her children is that they know they are safe in their own home.
"I want them to know that Mom is just a step away, and I'll be there to protect them," she said.
No need to prove that to Anna, who was doing better Thursday, although she said she's afraid of all dogs now except puppies and Chihuahuas.
"My mom is really brave," she said."


Now, that's a real mom!