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Title: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: tt11758 on June 22, 2010, 05:36:30 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/tt11758/BigBadBiker.jpg)
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: ericire12 on June 22, 2010, 05:45:32 PM
*My wife wont let me drive it, But I get to sit in the driveway and make engine sounds whenever I want

or

*Looks pretty real for a Power Wheels, dont it?

or

*I dont usually get to sit up front like this

or

*Yes, it has a cup holder

or

*Gay Pride parade HERE WE COME!

or

*Do these chaps make my ass look fat?

or

*Blue Oyster HERE WE COME! (That was the gay bar in Police Academy)

Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: Pathfinder on June 22, 2010, 06:44:00 PM
ROTFLMAO Eric!

Damn, I don't know if I can top yours. Maybe . . .

I got the one with extra heavy duty suspension!


No, wait, that would have to be mine . . . .  .  >:(
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 22, 2010, 09:00:45 PM
Where's Audrey?

Let's see ... She got on first at home ... She was there after we stopped at the bank ... She didn't get off at the post office or when I picked up a pop ... And, after we got gas ... Oh S*** How far is it back to the truck stop  ;D
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: twyacht on June 22, 2010, 09:12:48 PM
Did I mention the hidden 12g Coach Gun Compartment?

Where is that Wayne Newton CD???? ;D
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: ericire12 on June 23, 2010, 07:44:06 AM
*I dont care what you guys says, I'm a bad ass.
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: philw on June 23, 2010, 08:28:50 AM
look at the sticker on the back



spending the kids inheritance  ;D
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: crusader rabbit on June 23, 2010, 08:59:58 AM
It WAS a Vespa--until I doped the gas tank with steroids.

AM-FM and Satellite TV, Check
A/C, Check
Seat warmer, Check
Beer cooler, Check
"Bad to the Bone" Biker tattoo, Check
Lacy pink drawers, Check... 
Yup, it's a GoldWing
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: shooter32 on June 23, 2010, 10:37:29 AM
A bigger version of John Belushi on a great bike!!  8)


 ;D
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: mosbear on June 23, 2010, 11:04:45 AM
"Hearse Angel"

Here is ride to consider if you want to mix business and pleasure 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f1/Motorcycle-Hearse.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f1/Motorcycle-Hearse.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: ericire12 on June 23, 2010, 11:35:02 AM
look at the sticker on the back



spending the kids inheritance I love my poodle   ;D

Fixed it for ya!  ;)

Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 23, 2010, 06:22:47 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/tt11758/BigBadBiker.jpg)

This would be so much more fun if I actually knew where the keys were.
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 24, 2010, 01:51:18 AM
This would be so much more fun if I actually knew where the keys were.

Might as well close this thread, no one is going to beat that  ;D
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: sledgemeister on June 24, 2010, 06:50:47 AM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/tt11758/BigBadBiker.jpg)

"Hurry the #$#^ up taking the damn picture, I dunno how long the kickstand will hold the weight"

"Does the leather make my ASS look big"

"you think it would look cool with pink fluffy dice hanging off the handles"
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: Hazcat on June 24, 2010, 08:08:30 AM
I was gonna buy a motorcycle but decided on half a car instead.
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: ericire12 on June 24, 2010, 08:12:54 AM
*Three words: Gay Rob Pincus
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: tt11758 on June 24, 2010, 03:57:35 PM
You get NO respect, do ya, Mikey?







Remind me to NEVER let him take a picture of me.
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 24, 2010, 09:01:31 PM
You get NO respect, do ya, Mikey?







Remind me to NEVER let him take a picture of me.

And just remember that it was your fat a** that started this  >:(

Do I need to bring up your latest drive by in public?
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 24, 2010, 09:03:41 PM
I was gonna buy a motorcycle but decided on half a car instead.

That was the exact reason I held off on the Goldwing.  I wanted a bike, not a car without a body.  However, the noise in the rear was driving me nuts ... whine, whine, whine.  Now all I hear is "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"  Money well spent!
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 25, 2010, 09:26:58 AM
Now all I hear is "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" 

Usually right after running over someone's foot..........   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 25, 2010, 09:48:42 AM
Usually right after running over someone's foot..........   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

That would be Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!!
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 25, 2010, 10:10:19 AM
That would be Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggg!!!

That's what I say when my parrot craps on my shoulder.........  ;D
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: Hazcat on June 25, 2010, 11:15:12 AM
That was the exact reason I held off on the Goldwing.  I wanted a bike, not a car without a body.  However, the noise in the rear was driving me nuts ... whine, whine, whine.  Now all I hear is "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"  Money well spent!

As Chopper Reid would say "Time to HFU!"


;D
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 25, 2010, 11:33:48 AM
That was the exact reason I held off on the Goldwing.  I wanted a bike, not a car without a body.  However, the noise in the rear was driving me nuts ... whine, whine, whine.  Now all I hear is "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"  Money well spent!

We know what the pedestrians are screaming.
What does Audrey think of it ?    ;D
Title: Re: Another Caption Contest.......this time a free shot at m58
Post by: tt11758 on June 25, 2010, 05:31:12 PM
And just remember that it was your fat a** that started this  >:(

Do I need to bring up your latest drive by in public?



You mean your "drive-by fruiting"?      ;D