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Title: Another Darwin Winner (Game Ranger Pokes At Leopard)
Post by: billt on June 23, 2010, 09:07:57 AM

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/leopard-attack/plvuxlc?from=en-us_msnhp&gt1=42007

Poke a wild Leopard with a stick, then wonder why it gets pissed.   Bill T.

Title: Re: Another Darwin Winner (Game Ranger Pokes At Leopard)
Post by: Solus on June 23, 2010, 10:26:58 AM

Strange....I didn't see anyone holding his beer.

Title: Re: Another Darwin Winner (Game Ranger Pokes At Leopard)
Post by: shooter32 on June 23, 2010, 10:40:46 AM

Only Mr. Stick poker himself " ericire12 " could get away with that.  :o



 ;D

Title: Re: Another Darwin Winner (Game Ranger Pokes At Leopard)
Post by: billt on June 23, 2010, 11:37:13 AM

What is even more difficult to believe is this clown supposedly has "28 years of experience" dealing with wild animals. Looks to be an even slower learner than Hussein.  Bill T.

Title: Re: Another Darwin Winner (Game Ranger Pokes At Leopard)
Post by: ericire12 on June 23, 2010, 11:43:08 AM

Quote

A leopard attacks the very man who's trying to return it to the wild.

 

::)

Title: Re: Another Darwin Winner (Game Ranger Pokes At Leopard)
Post by: philw on June 24, 2010, 07:33:45 AM

hehehe  that is not what I was expecting

Title: Re: Another Darwin Winner (Game Ranger Pokes At Leopard)
Post by: Big Frank on June 24, 2010, 05:38:37 PM

I hadn't seen that last video before. The pucker factor was way up there.

Title: Re: Another Darwin Winner (Game Ranger Pokes At Leopard)
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 25, 2010, 04:42:52 AM

Those boys better tip well!
FQ13

Title: Re: Another Darwin Winner (Game Ranger Pokes At Leopard)
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 25, 2010, 10:27:21 AM

Reminds me of an old Joke:

Two unemployed rednecks are talking.
One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."
The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing 'bout no lion taming."
"Yeah I do!"
"Well, OK, answer me this. When one o' them lions come at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"
"Well, then I takes that big chair they all carry, and I sticks it in his face until he backs down."
"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage?"
"Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whips him and whips him until he backs on down."
"Well then, what if that lion bites that whip with his big ol' teeth, and bites it in two?"
"Well, then I takes that gun they all carry, and I shoots him tween his eyes."
"Well, what if that gun don't work? What then?"
"Well, then I picks up some of them shits that's on the bottom of the cage, and I throws it in his eyes, and then I run out the cage."
"Well, what if there ain't no shits in the bottom of the cage?"
"By then it'll be there, it'll shore be there."