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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: Hazcat on July 03, 2010, 08:37:44 AM
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Crusader and I are going to the range today (if the rain holds off) so I have packed up a few of my weapons for transport. This meant taking several from their normal hiding places. So I have been carrying my Kel-Tek with me everywhere I go.
Went in to the bathroom to do the 'triple s' to get ready for the day and of course, made sure to take the .380 with me. Finished up and came walking out of the bathroom nekkid with my my gun...err... .380....err... pistol (ya that's the ticket!) in my hand. My GF sees me and just shakes her head.
Now I'm wondering if it was cause I wuz nekkid with a pistol in my hand or just cause I wuz nekkid!
;D
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Crusader and I are going to the range today (if the rain holds off) so I have packed up a few of my weapons for transport. This meant taking several from their normal hiding places. So I have been carrying my Kel-Tek with me everywhere I go.
Went in to the bathroom to do the 'triple s' to get ready for the day and of course, made sure to take the .380 with me. Finished up and came walking out of the bathroom nekkid with my my gun...err... .380....err... pistol (ya takes the ticket!) in my hand. My GF sees me and just shakes her head.
Now I'm wondering if it was cause I wuz nekkid with a pistol in my hand or just cause I wuz nekkid!
;D
Its always a bad idea to let your woman see your dick along side somthing that is considerably larger.
*Hay hay....... your dick is smaller then a Kel-Tec
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I'll have to take your word for it ericire12...I wouldn't know! LOL
Richard
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I'll have to take your word for it ericire12...I wouldn't know! LOL
Richard
Crusader told me. ;D
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Haz, as long as She didn't point and laugh You're good to go.
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Its always a bad idea to let your woman see your dick along side somthing that is considerably larger.
*Hay hay....... your dick is smaller then a Kel-Tec
And harder.
Remember, happiness is a warm gun.
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Forgot to ask if your shooting rimfires or the big bores?
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This is my pistol this is my gun,........ :P
oh, nevermind.... ;D
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I am ROFLing quietly in the corner and waiting for Red or M'lette to chime in. ;D
FQ13
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Forgot to ask if your shooting rimfires or the big bores?
Maybe airsoft?
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Crusader and I are were going to the range today
After reading the story, I figured the above correction was more apt....since CR may no longer wish to be seen with the 'two-gun cat'....
8)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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#1 Get down on your knees and thank God it was the .380 you were carrying! I'd hate the comparison with a .50 :'(
#2 You and CR at the range :o I am still licensed, and you have my cell number ;D
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Maybe airsoft?
Now that my friend, is harsh! ;D ;D ;D
FQ13
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Forgot to ask if your shooting rimfires or the big bores?
Doesnt matter, cause its always a squib load
Bring enough gun!
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Has she stopped looking at you and snickering? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Feel the love!
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HAZ!!
at least put a shirt on!
(http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv333/darrinheard/sociedad%20de%20tiro/56125d57-0e70-4f6f-ae07-9da100428df.jpg)
https://www.lifelibertyetc.com/Products/TShirts/Fck-Obama-Tshirts
bought one last night.. ;D
deepwater
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HAZ!!
at least put a shirt on!
(http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv333/darrinheard/sociedad%20de%20tiro/56125d57-0e70-4f6f-ae07-9da100428df.jpg)
https://www.lifelibertyetc.com/Products/TShirts/Fck-Obama-Tshirts
bought one last night.. ;D
deepwater
Umm...no, thanks. Cf the goat thread. ;)
FQ13
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Doesnt matter, cause its always a squib load
Bring enough gun!
Or blanks?
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HAZ!!
at least put a shirt on!
(http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv333/darrinheard/sociedad%20de%20tiro/56125d57-0e70-4f6f-ae07-9da100428df.jpg)
https://www.lifelibertyetc.com/Products/TShirts/Fck-Obama-Tshirts
bought one last night.. ;D
deepwater
You shouldnt have listed that site, I just brought a couple things, like your tee shirt, an infidel cap to piss off the muslims at work and a couple stickers ;D Wonder what they think at work when i turn up to work wearing that Tee Shirt, most of the numpties over here reckon the sun shines out of that mans ass.
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You shouldnt have listed that site, I just brought a couple things, like your tee shirt, an infidel cap to piss off the muslims at work and a couple stickers ;D Wonder what they think at work when i turn up to work wearing that Tee Shirt, most of the numpties over here reckon the sun shines out of that mans ass.
Well, if he ever manages to get over there as he's been intending, you can keep him. I'll throw in W., Cheney, Biden and Pelosi too. The only condition is that you bloody well keep them. ;D
FQ13
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Well, if he ever manages to get over there as he's been intending, you can keep him. I'll throw in W., Cheney, Biden and Pelosi too. The only condition is that you bloody well keep them. ;D
FQ13
Quid pro quo, you get to have Gillard, Bob Brown, Rebecca Peters, Samantha Lee and Lee Rhiannon.
We can ship Obumma off to Fitzroy Crossing or Redfern, he should fair ok there. (use google on those places if you want) ;D Yeah I know me an political correctness has some ways to go hehe
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redfern_riots
That what your talking about ?
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Quid pro quo, you get to have Gillard, Bob Brown, Rebecca Peters, Samantha Lee and Lee Rhiannon.
We can ship Obumma off to Fitzroy Crossing or Redfern, he should fair ok there. (use google on those places if you want) ;D Yeah I know me an political correctness has some ways to go hehe
No, you get to keep them too. Australia was a once dumping ground for the wretched villainy of life, and by God! we can make her that way again!!!!
Long live Botany Bay!!!!
;D
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redfern_riots
That what your talking about ?
Ya getting warm! ;D
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No, you get to keep them too. Australia was a once dumping ground for the wretched villainy of life, and by God! we can make her that way again!!!!
Long live Botany Bay!!!!
;D
They was from brittain, ireland and scotland.
Now we have them from lebanon, syria and other places that hold camels and goats dear to the hearts and beds.
They also control most motorcycle gangs and the drug trade though out australia. I am thinking a good place to send these people is north korea.
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They was from brittain, ireland and scotland.
Now we have them from lebanon, syria and other places that hold camels and goats dear to the hearts and beds.
What? You're getting picky now? ? ? ? ;D
They also control most motorcycle gangs and the drug trade though out australia. I am thinking a good place to send these people is north korea.
Who they, the mooslims? Control the drug trade? Hell, man, they stand out a country mile. Round 'em up and ship 'em out!
Of course, from what I read, the Aussies are more PC than even we are, so that ain't happening.
Buy rope?
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Has anyone noticed that the Kitty and the Bunny have been MIA for over 24 hours ???
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What? You're getting picky now? ? ? ? ;D
Who they, the mooslims? Control the drug trade? Hell, man, they stand out a country mile. Round 'em up and ship 'em out!
Of course, from what I read, the Aussies are more PC than even we are, so that ain't happening.
Buy rope?
You seen the price of rope lately!
Yup the Mooslims control the drug trade I kid you not!
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Has anyone noticed that the Kitty and the Bunny have been MIA for over 24 hours ???
Yes. Hope all is well.
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Got rained out for Saturday. Raining again today. Gotta new gun coming later this week (.357 Rossi lever in s/s) so maybe it's for the best. Hate to waste two weekends in a row shooting stuff (sarc/off).
Haz and his still laughing lady are coming over for some smoked sausage, roast pig, burned bird, potato salad, beer, beer, beer, beer and maybe some beer. And just in case anybody is still thirsty, Haz is bringing some beer.
Anyone in west central Florida, stay off the roads after 9 PM. And be sure to duck if you hear gunfire...
;D ;) ;D ;)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redfern_riots
That what your talking about ?
Sledge Phil
You gotta help me out here. Kid with a warrant runs from police (who aren't even chasing him) and manages to meet the hand of karma. And folks riot why? What the hell? At least over here the cops have to actually beat or kill someone to provoke this kind of thing. What is their major malfunction? ???
FQ13
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Sledge Phil
You gotta help me out here. Kid with a warrant runs from police (who aren't even chasing him) and manages to meet the hand of karma. And folks riot why? What the hell? At least over here the cops have to actually beat or kill someone to provoke this kind of thing. What is their major malfunction? ???
FQ13
two words
Genetic Disposition. :-X
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Kaffirism ?
Or is it Abo tosis ? ;D
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Haz and his still laughing lady are coming over for some smoked sausage, roast pig, burned bird, potato salad, beer, beer, beer, beer and maybe some beer. And just in case anybody is still thirsty, Haz is bringing some beer.
Hope he remembers to wear his pants....otherwise, everyone will be laughing....
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Kaffirism ?
Or is it Abo tosis ? ;D
the latter ;D
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Its always a bad idea to let your woman see your dick along side somthing that is considerably larger.
*Hay hay....... your dick is smaller then a Kel-Tec
Thanks. I really needed that laugh. ;D
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Haz, as long as She didn't point and laugh You're good to go.
I agree, sounds like you're safe!
However........you could always tell her it's hard to giggle when you're cho........ sorry, can't type it, my fingers won't let me.
8)
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LOL ;D
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As long as she did not point and say "It looks like something a stud field mouse would have" your ok.
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I'd love to say "thread drift," but I think this is exactly where Haz sent it from the start.
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I'd love to say "thread drift," but I think this is exactly where Haz sent it from the start.
Yes...this thing was spun outta control before the first 'post' button was hit. ;D
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And without me where would y'all get yer comedic relief?
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And without me where would y'all get yer comedic relief?
;D
Democrats? :o
You're worth your weight in gold, pal.....place wouldn't be the same without ya. ;)