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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: Fatman on July 03, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
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His review of 'Eclipse' on IMDb was one of many that helped convince my daughter (who calls me 'gorilla', which makes her 'spawn of gorilla') that she didn't want to go.
The same story...over...and over...again, 30 June 2010
1/10
Author: TylerDurdenTheMan from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Yes, this is the worst of the series. And by worst I mean most boring, dull, and slow. Guess what? You get to see Jake with his shirt off sporting his spray-on abs and tan. And you won't believe it: Edward and Bella make out for half of the movie! And the best part: there are a few mediocre fight scenes.
Who does Bella really love? Is it Jake Steroid-Shooter or Edward Cry Baby? Find out for yourself! Or better yet I'll just tell you...Jake tells her he loves her and forces a kiss, she punches him in the face; Edward pops the question, she says yes...there I saved you $9 thank me later.
1/10...the 1 is for the fight scenes
Who dragged you to this thing, Tyler? Do you need R. Lee Ermey therapy after seeing it? ;D
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ROFLMAO ;D
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I'd pay $9 to watch the Geico commercial......
"Mamby-Pamby Land"
LMAO ;D
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LOL..Love the commercial.
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Now that is my kind of therapist.