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Title: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: billt on July 06, 2010, 08:29:25 PM
http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/judge-finds-lohan-in-violation-of-probation-1559820.story?gt1=28135

And the judge said, "90 Days Lindsay! When you're hot you're hot!" And she said, "Thanks a lot!"      Bill T.
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: ericire12 on July 06, 2010, 08:31:34 PM
Lidnsey Lohan in jail...... I'd love to see that sex tape! ;)
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: twyacht on July 06, 2010, 08:37:49 PM
Somehow she seemed "stunned", even after missing SEVEN chances to get some court mandated classes, having every op to avoid jail, she reaps what she has sown.

90 days? Please.......I could sleep half of it, and catch up on my reading the other half.

Geez......

but your right billt, next to Brittney, and Paris, she has graduated, to the top of her loser, spoiled, bimbo status class.

I hope this "reality slap" forces her to finally grow the hell up, and realize there is more to life than getting high on drugs/alcohol.

Maybe Uncle Ted can start a rehab with some "therapy" from R. Lee Ermey. His Geico commercial, proves he'd be a great therapist for these "Hollywood" types. :o



Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: philw on July 06, 2010, 08:52:35 PM
Lidnsey Lohan in jail...... I'd love to see that sex tape! ;)

+1  I said a similar thing this morning @ work

(http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/07/07/1225888/805406-lindsay-lohan.jpg)
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: philw on July 06, 2010, 09:00:01 PM
The 24-year-old starlet must surrender herself on July 20.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/lindsay-lohan-sentenced-to-90-days-in-jail-for-probation-violations/story-e6frfn09-1225888793908#ixzz0sxQCSiY7

ok    bets on  it will end up like the circus when Paris had to do "Hard Time"
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: GUNS-R-US on July 06, 2010, 09:01:04 PM
I'll bet she's out of jail in 30 days or less! ???
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: philw on July 06, 2010, 09:03:42 PM
I'll bet she's out of jail in 30 days or less! ???

I bet less  considering Paris only was in Gaol for 4 days

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/06/lindsay-lohan-jail-time-l_n_637194.html
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Paris Hilton was released from jail after 4 days of a 45-day sentence.

also
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Los Angeles County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said women sent to jail for nonviolent crimes generally serve 25% or less of their sentence due to overcrowding.
Whitmore said the exact time served can depend on the wording of the judge's order and the level of overcrowding in the jails.
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: billt on July 06, 2010, 09:28:29 PM
Perhaps she would like a little cheese with that whine?      Bill T.
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 06, 2010, 09:38:59 PM
Who the hell is Lindsay Lohan?   ::)  ::)
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 06, 2010, 10:20:36 PM
Spose if I got a DWI she'd pick up the soap for me  ;)

Anyone know how the Cheez Whiz supply is in the corner these days  ;D
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: bulldog75 on July 07, 2010, 12:18:25 AM
Running low on cheese whiz and crackers here.  :'(
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: philw on July 07, 2010, 12:50:54 AM

Anyone know how the Cheez Whiz supply is in the corner these days  ;D

also need Beer,  Rum,  Bourbon, Scotch  + anything M'ett drinks as we are out of the basics since the 4th of July
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: bulldog75 on July 07, 2010, 12:54:22 AM
The three wise men. Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Mr. Walker.
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Solus on July 07, 2010, 06:48:14 AM
I heard Elliot Abrams, the MSNBC llegal 'expert', say the sentence was severe for this type of case and that it was expected she would serve a minimum of 25%, more likely 50%.

I'll be hoping this will be the wake up call she needs to turn her life around.  That might be a miracle, but her picking up the soap for any of us would be a bigger one.   :D :D
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: billt on July 07, 2010, 07:28:29 AM
Isn't it "automatic" for a non violent crime, that you get one day off your sentence for every day of "good behaviour"?   Bill T.
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: tt11758 on July 07, 2010, 10:48:23 AM
I'll bet she's out of jail in 30 days or less! ???

Not only will she not do 90 days, she probably won't do more than about 90 MINUTES.

90 days......hell, SERIAL KILLERS don't do that much time in the granola state!
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: twyacht on July 07, 2010, 06:29:30 PM
Released within 2 weeks, house arrest for a couple more, have a B.S. therapy rehab, and will be hired for another movie roll within 6 months.

See? It all works out......

Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: philw on July 07, 2010, 06:36:16 PM
it gets better
(http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2010/07/08/1225889/209977-lohan.jpg)

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"F*** you" written on Lohan's nails
Nails were in full view of cameras
Judge may view it as contempt
ShowBUZZ: For all the latest celebrity news
The rise and fall of Lindsay Lohan
WHILE Dina Lohan labeled her daughter's 90-day jail sentence as "so not fair," pictures making the rounds show Lindsay Lohan herself had a couple of choice words for the judge.
Photos of the actress breaking down in tears when her sentence was delivered also show a multicolored message painted with care on at least one of her fingernails.
Scrawled over a pastel background on the starlet’s middle finger are the words “f*** u,” made clearly visible thanks to photographers’ telephoto lenses.

Lohan's choice of nail design led to a sea of speculation into the starlet's true level of remorse and could lead to a contempt charge if the judge felt so inclined.
“She could have an entire extra sentence heaped on top of her current one. If the judge were angry enough, it could run even consecutively," New York City Public Defender Stacy Schneider told FOXNews.com

The judge would have to deem that the words were directed at the court and in that case, "the judge could hold her in direct contempt, which could be between three to five days in jail for vulgarity," Los Angeles Public Defender Greg Apt added.
The strict jail sentence came as a surprise to Lindsay Lohan, her attorney and her mother, who expressed her outrage while leaving the Los Angeles court.
"This is so not fair to do this to my child," a flabbergasted Dina Lohan told celebrity gossip website PopEater shortly after Judge Marsha Revel made the announcement.
The other half of the troubled actress’ parental unit, Michael Lohan, was concerned for his daughter’s health during her rehabilitation, which will likely involve using prescription drugs to wean her off of her addictions.
"These [prescription] drugs are killing my daughter and killing millions of kids in America, and someone has to stop it," Michael Lohan said.
"Lindsay needs to go into a rehab that takes you off prescription drugs, not puts you on them."
Michael Lohan, who had a notoriously fractious relationship with his daughter but reportedly reconciled with her in recent weeks, was himself jailed twice before - in 1990 for contempt of court relating to insider trading charges, and again in 2005 for DUI.
"I could imagine how it felt when I went to jail ... I used to look through cell bars and see [ex-wife] Dina walk away with Lindsay and [son] Michael in a stroller and holding their hands in the snow," he said to RadarOnline.
The former Disney child star must spend 90 days in jail and 90 days in an inpatient rehab program for violating the probation terms of her 2007 drug and alcohol case by not attending enough alcohol education classes.
Her skipping of seven classes at Right On Programs was a violation of her parole.
She must serve 30 days in jail for driving under the influence (DUI) and 30 days for reckless driving after her May 26, 2007 arrest.
The actress was also sentenced to 30 additional days for her second DUI offence on July 24, 2007.
She was ordered to surrender herself on July 20 at 8:30am local time and must wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet until that time.
Various sources in the legal profession said it is unlikely that Lindsay Lohan will be made to serve her entire sentence, estimating instead that she would only stay behind bars for 25 percent of the time.


Read more: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/lindsay-lohans-obscene-manicure-could-adds-to-her-woes/story-e6frfmqi-1225889210565#ixzz0t2hzQSUq


guess she won't be doing any more Disney movies any more...
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Timothy on July 07, 2010, 06:39:33 PM
Released within 2 weeks, house arrest for a couple more, have a B.S. therapy rehab, and will be hired for another movie roll within 6 months.

All surely possible except the work part.  Right now, movies studios have to "Bond" their actors and insure them so they don't bail out or otherwise f..k up production of the pictures.  No studio or insurance company will touch her.

As to ever working?  Who knows, she ain't exactly that good to begin with....certainly can't sing for shite...

Case study....Robert Downey Jr.  

Great actor, big drug problem....jail....rehab....jail.....rehab....relapse.....jail....rehab....finally clean and sober and.....from his own words I paraphrase...

"You can't spend too much time in jail and come out a liberal!"......A registered Conservative.....
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: billt on July 07, 2010, 08:11:58 PM
That judge has got to be PO'd beyond the point of no return. This could turn it into a legal, cold war cat fight. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see the judge, (assuming she has the legal power), force her to do the whole 90 days because of her manicurist. This woman is beyond stupid. That's junior high crap.  Bill T.
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: McGyver on July 07, 2010, 08:39:20 PM
And this is what you care about as our country falls?   :'(

Find better things to do with your time here!  Who the f*&k CARES!

I'm more worried about how B-ho and his mafia are treating our RIGHTS and FREEDOMS!
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Hazcat on July 07, 2010, 10:33:17 PM
Chill a bit McGyver, everyone needs some comedy relief once in a while. ;)


;D
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 07, 2010, 11:04:49 PM
And this is what you care about as our country falls?   :'(

Find better things to do with your time here!  Who the f*&k CARES!

I'm more worried about how B-ho and his mafia are treating our RIGHTS and FREEDOMS!

Look at 75% of our threads and posts!

However, if we can't enjoy life why bother fighting for our country? You can either think about that one for a while, or just go ahead and tear me to pieces
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: philw on July 07, 2010, 11:13:24 PM
Look at 75% of our threads and posts!

However, if we can't enjoy life why bother fighting for our country? You can either think about that one for a while, or just go ahead and tear me to pieces

+1

that is how I live my life 

just look at 80% of the dribble I post here ;)
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 07, 2010, 11:25:03 PM
Damn  :'(

First it was TAB ... then it was FQ ... Now I've got PhilW agreeing with me  :'(

What's next ... Am I going to see the crapper swirl the wrong way  ;)
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: philw on July 07, 2010, 11:37:02 PM
Damn  :'(

First it was TAB ... then it was FQ ... Now I've got PhilW agreeing with me  :'(

What's next ... Am I going to see the crapper swirl the wrong way  ;)

you mean the CORRECT way  ;D
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Solus on July 08, 2010, 06:45:46 AM
Seeing both of her parents moaning about this happening to their child perhaps points to the root of Lindsay's problems.

Would have increased her chances of recovery had they taken the "She done the crime, she does the time" attitude and let her know they would be there to support her when she takes recovery seriously.

Her father may have a point about the prescription drugs....I have not experience in that area. 
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: seeker_two on July 08, 2010, 06:57:23 AM
Considering how peeved the judge was, I wouldn't be surprised to see the incarceration order written in such a way as to have LL serve her entire sentence in the women's version of San Quentin....

Legal 101: Never irritate the judge....they have almost-unlimited power and no accountability....and they can screw your life over like no one else....
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: McGyver on July 08, 2010, 09:44:10 AM
Ok folks, I apologize!  I'm off to the corner to go suckle on the kegerator!
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: ericire12 on July 08, 2010, 09:56:06 AM
Chill a bit McGyver, everyone needs some comedy relief once in a while. ;)


;D

No, he is right. This thread is becoming a train wreck.

ericire12 - who stands by his original post ;)
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Hazcat on July 08, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
Ok folks, I apologize!  I'm off to the corner to go suckle on the kegerator!

Check the cheeze whiz and cheezits supply while yer there.  ;D
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: McGyver on July 08, 2010, 10:21:31 AM
I brought us some hot pretzels to put the Cheez-Whiz on! We can't suckle on an empty stomach!
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: ericire12 on July 08, 2010, 10:23:24 AM
MacGruber!
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Hazcat on July 08, 2010, 11:34:11 AM
MacGruber!

+1!
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Pathfinder on July 08, 2010, 07:07:22 PM
Considering how peeved the judge was, I wouldn't be surprised to see the incarceration order written in such a way as to have LL serve her entire sentence in the women's version of San Quentin....

Legal 101: Never irritate the judge....they have almost-unlimited power and no accountability....and they can screw your life over like no one else....

We went through this with Paris' momentary incarceration - apparently the Sheriff decides exactly how long someone says, and the Judge can't do anything about it - it is kalifornia after all.


Ok folks, I apologize!  I'm off to the corner to go suckle on the kegerator!

No tongues!!!
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: billt on July 08, 2010, 07:48:04 PM
We went through this with Paris' momentary incarceration.

If I remember correctly with Paris Hilton, the Sheriff released her after only a day or two. Then a judge found out about it and overrode the Sheriff and ordered her back to jail where she remained for 20 some odd days before being released. Sheriff departments don't always go along with the city or their court system. Here in Maricopa County, Arizona the Sheriff's department Hates the mayors GUTS! They are at each others throats on an all but daily basis. The latest escapade involved cussing and name calling. Pretty good actually.   Bill T.
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 08, 2010, 10:58:30 PM
Who the hell is Lindsay Lohan?   ::)  ::)


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: McGyver on July 09, 2010, 12:54:45 PM
+10,000!  ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 09, 2010, 01:20:24 PM
Isn't Paris Hilton a hOtel in France?? 
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Solus on July 09, 2010, 01:25:47 PM
Isn't Paris Hilton a hOtel in France?? 

Close.  The Hotels are named after her (family) and she is named after the city.
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 09, 2010, 01:32:44 PM
Close.  The Hotels are named after her (family) and she is named after the city.

Reminds me of Saturday Night Live, where Paris was a guest post sex tape. She was on the "news" with Seth Myers. Myers asks, is it true that there is a Paris Hilton?
"Yes".
 "Does it have a rear entrance"?
"Well, I suppose so".
"Any chance of getting a VIP pass".
"None in hell".
At least Paris had a sense of humor. ;D
FQ13 who supposes that thats any easy thing to do when you're worth a billion. :-*
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 09, 2010, 02:04:14 PM
Maybe I shoulda put more emphasis on the HO part of hotel........   ;D  ;D
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Hazcat on July 09, 2010, 02:57:02 PM
I think he meant HO-tel  ;)
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Timothy on July 09, 2010, 03:06:09 PM
Just read an article that said the L'Ho's mom is trying to find some work for Lindsey's little sister so the family has some money coming.  What part of "get a job" Ms. Mom do you have a problem with?

Someone ought to slap her parents silly!
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 09, 2010, 03:19:41 PM
Just read an article that said the L'Ho's mom is trying to find some work for Lindsey's little sister so the family has some money coming.  What part of "get a job" Ms. Mom do you have a problem with?

Someone ought to slap her parents silly!
I think Lindsey is trying, they just don't seem to be listening. Hell, every child star from Mickey Rooney on up seems to have been screwed up. Different Strokes anyone? Are any of them still alive? Brittney Spears' mom was, and I swear I'm not making this up, in the works to publish a book on parenting before Brittany's melt down and little sis getting knocked up. Any one seeing a pattern here?
FQ13 who thinks that mom and dad should make their own money and let kids be kids. >:(
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 09, 2010, 05:43:00 PM
Got to agree with FQ, the only reason the guy who played Dennis the Menace didn't turn into a flake was cuz he got a "normal" job.
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: bryand71 on July 09, 2010, 06:18:13 PM
I think Lindsey is trying, they just don't seem to be listening. Hell, every child star from Mickey Rooney on up seems to have been screwed up. Different Strokes anyone? Are any of them still alive? Brittney Spears' mom was, and I swear I'm not making this up, in the works to publish a book on parenting before Brittany's melt down and little sis getting knocked up. Any one seeing a pattern here?
FQ13 who thinks that mom and dad should make their own money and let kids be kids. >:(

Everytime I see one of these child actors screwing their lives up, it just reinforces my decision to keep my kids out of crap like that.
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Solus on July 10, 2010, 07:14:14 AM
I've not done a study and have no examples, but I would guess there are child stars who haven't had their lives end on the down hill track.

Dennis The Menace (Jay Brooks?) was one mentioned, but he got out early.  Any examples of those who stayed in and stayed stable?  I'd suspect and would like to know if parental behavior was a major factor?

Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Timothy on July 10, 2010, 07:25:22 AM
Jodie Foster, Sean Aston, Helen Hunt, Kirk Cameron, DiCaprio, Melissa Gilbert, Natalie Portman, Diane Lane......I could name a few dozen more if my memory was clear.

Clearly, not everyone is qualified to be a parent but there isn't a switch to turn of the egg or sperm production in humans.

There are also thousands of couples who would make fine parents who are unable to conceive.  Sad really on both counts.
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Pathfinder on July 10, 2010, 07:43:04 AM
I've not done a study and have no examples, but I would guess there are child stars who haven't had their lives end on the down hill track.

Dennis The Menace (Jay Brooks?) was one mentioned, but he got out early.  Any examples of those who stayed in and stayed stable?  I'd suspect and would like to know if parental behavior was a major factor?

Opie too (Ron Howard). Of course, he did go looney liberal and all, so maybe there is something to this child actor thing . . . .



 ;D
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 10, 2010, 12:57:59 PM
This would have been worthy of a Seinfeld episode, 5 pages on some tramp getting sent to jail.
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 10, 2010, 03:38:16 PM
This would have been worthy of a Seinfeld episode, 5 pages on some tramp getting sent to jail.

Or a novella.

The Lindsay Lohan Story: Downward Spiral

or

How to Go from Mega-Star to Looking Like a Crack-whore in Jail in Less than Five Years
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: Timothy on July 10, 2010, 03:47:47 PM
Or a novella.

The Lindsay Lohan Story: Downward Spiral

or

How to Go from Mega-Star to Looking Like a Crack-whore in Jail in Less than Five Years


Mo' betta...
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: TAB on July 10, 2010, 04:07:26 PM
Or a novella.

The Lindsay Lohan Story: Downward Spiral

or

How to Go from Mega-Star to Looking Like a Crackcrank-whore in Jail in Less than Five Years



fixed.


really, anyone else notice how she looked in the court, i have little doubt she is activly doing drugs.
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 10, 2010, 09:40:53 PM

fixed.


really, anyone else notice how she looked in the court, i have little doubt she is activly doing drugs.

Do you blame her ?
She winds up in court every time she gets drunk.     ;D
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: TAB on July 10, 2010, 09:58:53 PM
Do you blame her ?
She winds up in court every time she gets drunk.     ;D


maybe she should stop drinking then...
Title: Re: America's Favorite Train Wreck Is Off To The Can !
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 10, 2010, 10:14:57 PM

maybe she should stop drinking then...
But where would be the fun in that? Hell the Enquirer and E! will probably pay whatever it takes to make sure she gets a complimentary case of bubbly  every day while she's in jail.
FQ13 ;D