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Title: Too funny not to share
Post by: m25operator on July 24, 2010, 10:04:56 PM
Got this from another blog, who I will not repeat the author, some of you will recognize it, the funniest stories are the truest.
Don't have any liquid in your mouth while reading, fair warning. ;D

Picture it in your mind:

Big important gathering with Secret Squirrel stealth mission group.

I'm to deliver an important document.

I drink the Megaladon sized "brain freeze in a bucket" on the trip there as it was 95 degrees and I'm in a obligatory dark suit.

So I have to pee before the meeting.

The bathroom has one of those soap dispensers by the sink that is "motion activated"

I leave my Secret Squirrel satchel on the edge of the sink after opening the side pocket to check on the document.

NOW. . .

Picture said meeting.

Picture me reaching into the side pocket of the satchel.

I pull out the folded up document and it's coated with several tablespoons of white slimy fluid, about ready to drip on the table. The soap dispenser apparently, set off by the proximity of the bag, had quietly pumped out liquid hand soap INTO the pocket while I took care of business.

I don't HAVE to tell you what that looks like.

Dead silence in the room.

What could I possibly say?

"Damn meetings with Bill Clinton".

I made one guy cry he was laughing so hard.

Title: Re: Too funny not to share
Post by: BAC on July 24, 2010, 10:29:11 PM
2 thumbs up!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Too funny not to share
Post by: shooter32 on July 24, 2010, 10:34:24 PM
Quote from: BAC on July 24, 2010, 10:29:11 PM
2 thumbs up!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

+1 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Too funny not to share
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 24, 2010, 10:45:43 PM
Got to be quick on your feet  ;D
Title: Re: Too funny not to share
Post by: Solus on July 25, 2010, 08:03:43 AM
Brigid.  Quite a woman and her blog is always worth reading.

http://mausersandmuffins.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: Too funny not to share
Post by: m25operator on July 25, 2010, 01:33:14 PM
Solus,, I was trying to save her some  dignity,,, but your right,  her blog is wonderful.. I messaged her earlier  this am, I watched boondock saints 2, and at  1hr 19 minutes, her avatar comes to life, no kidding.. I think she would be proud.
Title: Re: Too funny not to share
Post by: Solus on July 25, 2010, 07:17:41 PM
Quote from: m25operator on July 25, 2010, 01:33:14 PM
Solus,, I was trying to save her some  dignity,,, but your right,  her blog is wonderful.. I messaged her earlier  this am, I watched boondock saints 2, and at  1hr 19 minutes, her avatar comes to life, no kidding.. I think she would be proud.

I don't understand what boondock saints 2 is ..and I am not aware she has an avatar?


Shoot, she published the story.  And she has dignity to spare  :D :D  especially for a good story.   :D
Title: Re: Too funny not to share
Post by: m25operator on July 25, 2010, 08:18:00 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OivUW6Rl7F8/ScVfV1VD-6I/AAAAAAAAEAs/Csv5pKw0zp0/S220/Brigid.jpg

This  was the avatar I was mentioning, sorry I am not more computer savvy so you  don't have to use a link.

Boondock Saints II is a movie, not too bad I might mention.
Title: Re: Too funny not to share
Post by: Johnny Bravo on July 26, 2010, 12:48:17 AM
LMAO.............Thanks M25 I needed that. ;D