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Title: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: TAB on August 06, 2010, 03:57:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPOL8C4FPdc&feature=player_embedded


 ;D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: ericire12 on August 06, 2010, 04:00:27 PM
A woman's place is in the kitchen!




*It was great until she turned around and I saw her face.

**Not the first time I've ever said that. ;D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: twyacht on August 06, 2010, 04:22:49 PM
While she was dancing and cooking, the Capt. forgot to look where he was going.....

 ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkqKpnU8sCE&feature=related

A woman's place is in the kitchen!




*It was great until she turned around and I saw her face.

**Not the first time I've ever said that. ;D

 :o
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 06, 2010, 04:23:14 PM
 I don't know about that, the jaw dropping was Golden  ;D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 06, 2010, 04:32:51 PM
Lets see...
Nice body
Moves well
Casual relationship with clothing
Likes oldies
Can cook
Likes boats
Was there a negative in there somewhere?
Only Eric would complain. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: tt11758 on August 06, 2010, 04:35:35 PM
Lets see...
Nice body
Moves well
Casual relationship with clothing
Likes oldies
Can cook
Likes boats
Was there a negative in there somewhere?
Only Eric would complain. ;D
FQ13


He's just pissed cuz she didn't have a Glock stuffed in her panties.
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: ericire12 on August 06, 2010, 04:41:19 PM
He's just pissed cuz she didn't have a Glock stuffed in her panties.

Well, I can fix that one! ;D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: Hazcat on August 06, 2010, 05:51:59 PM
A woman's place is in the kitchen!




*It was great until she turned around and I saw her face.

**Not the first time I've ever said that. ;D

Disagree.  Skinny butt but the face was fine.
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 06, 2010, 05:57:08 PM
Disagree.  Skinny butt but the face was fine.


Cute butt.  ;D

The face seemed to probably be a combination of poor video quality, bad lighting, too much sun the day before, salt air, and possibly a 'rough' night before too!!!  :o

Definitely a chipper little thing.....maybe the night before wasn't so 'rough' after all.
(yes, I'll see y'all over in the corner, forthwith....)

All-in-all, not too shabby.

 8)
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: Timothy on August 06, 2010, 06:05:48 PM
Geez.....do any of you lechers have a daughter?

 ;D ;D

I do....but regardless of that fact, she's cute, fit and perky......

Nice butt boat too!

 ;)
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 06, 2010, 06:21:50 PM
Geez.....do any of you lechers have a daughter?

 ;D ;D

I do....but regardless of that fact, she's cute, fit and perky......

Nice butt boat too!

 ;)

I've been past the age to consider a young lady that age for a long while (and not to mention happily married), but I'm not too old to admire niceties from a loooong ways off though.   ;D

The Good Lord has done many a great things with a rib and some dust.  ;)
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: Timothy on August 06, 2010, 06:26:06 PM
The Good Lord has done many a great things with a rib and some dust.  ;)

Further proof that God is a man, Amen!

 ;D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 06, 2010, 06:30:14 PM
I'm with Peg here. I deal with nubile young things wearing skimpy outfits every day at work (I know, you all weep for me ;)). I can't even think about touching, but looking? That's one of the perks. ;D
FQ13 who is actually grateful for the no fraternization rule. Without that, it would be so easy. Then I remind myself that 19 year old girls were a PITA when I was their age. At forty? I just don't have the energy or patience. :-\
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: fullautovalmet76 on August 06, 2010, 06:40:46 PM
A woman's place is in the kitchen!




*It was great until she turned around and I saw her face.

**Not the first time I've ever said that. ;D

Be careful, Eric. Because in your case, beggars can't be choosers!

 ;D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: kilopaparomeo on August 06, 2010, 07:27:09 PM
My "fun" on a boat tends to look like this these days...

Let's hear it for being a DAD...

(http://i36.tinypic.com/nxmcud.jpg)

(http://i33.tinypic.com/6yla82.jpg)

(http://i35.tinypic.com/b7cabl.jpg)
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: Timothy on August 06, 2010, 07:31:32 PM
KPR..

Is that the inlet canal to the St Joseph river in the background?
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: TAB on August 06, 2010, 07:37:17 PM
you have to be careful on a boat...


having fun on a boat can lead to you becoming a dad.
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: kilopaparomeo on August 06, 2010, 07:40:17 PM
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Is that the inlet canal to the St Joseph river in the background?

Yup!

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having fun on a boat can lead to you becoming a dad.

If I "become a dad" again, I'm beating the living crap out of the mailman...
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: tt11758 on August 06, 2010, 07:50:54 PM
I've been past the age to consider a young lady that age for a long while (and not to mention happily married), but I'm not too old to admire niceties from a loooong ways off though.   ;D

The Good Lord has done many a great things with a rib and some dust.  ;)

I'm with you, Peg.  The wife has been reminded on numerous ocassions that when the day arrives that I no longer look, she can commence to throwing dirt in my face, cuz I'll be dead.
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: Solus on August 06, 2010, 08:32:16 PM
Geez.....do any of you lechers have a daughter?

 ;D ;D

I do....but regardless of that fact, she's cute, fit and perky......

Nice butt boat too!

 ;)

Is your daughter seeing anyone steady, Timothy?
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: Timothy on August 06, 2010, 08:52:58 PM
Is your daughter seeing anyone steady, Timothy?

Yes, since HS she's dated only one fella.  Seven years already...
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 06, 2010, 09:12:31 PM
Yes, since HS she's dated only one fella.  Seven years already...
If I recll, you don't seem to like him much. Me on the other hand......... :o :o :o :o :o
FQ13 who is ROFL and ducking and covering ;D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: ellis4538 on August 07, 2010, 04:19:41 AM
Jeez, I was getting seasick just watching that vid.

Richard
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: sledgemeister on August 07, 2010, 05:06:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPOL8C4FPdc&feature=player_embedded


 ;D

Now I cant get that bloody song out my head!  >:(

or her bouncing all over the galley!  ;D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: Solus on August 07, 2010, 07:53:29 AM
The Celebration of Life.

This is one happy woman who enjoys her life.

I imagine the guy with her isn't doing too bad either  :D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: Timothy on August 07, 2010, 08:07:02 AM
If I recll, you don't seem to like him much. Me on the other hand......... :o :o :o :o :o
FQ13 who is ROFL and ducking and covering ;D

After seven years, I wish he was growing on me but I'm afraid that's not the case.

He's an OK kid, just a bit selfish.  He works hard and isn't a criminal which in today's environment is a selling point.  As far as firearms, he's like you!  He buys and sells on a whim......

If I could guarantee I could attract customers like him, I'd own a gun store.   ;D

OOOOHHH!!!  A shiny penny!  Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,Mine!    ;D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: tt11758 on August 07, 2010, 08:41:59 AM
After seven years, I wish he was growing on me but I'm afraid that's not the case.

He's an OK kid, just a bit selfish.  He works hard and isn't a criminal which in today's environment is a selling point.  As far as firearms, he's like you!  He buys and sells on a whim......

If I could guarantee I could attract customers like him, I'd own a gun store.   ;D

OOOOHHH!!!  A shiny penny!  Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,Mine!    ;D


He's typical of his generation.  He wants what he wants when he wants it.  Hence all the TV ads for companies offering to help you screw your credit card companies. eliminate your credit card debt.
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: Timothy on August 07, 2010, 08:43:25 AM

He's typical of his generation.  He wants what he wants when he wants it.  Hence all the TV ads for companies offering to help you screw your credit card companies. eliminate your credit card debt.

True, don't get me started on the cars he's had in the last seven years... :P
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: blackwolfe on August 07, 2010, 10:11:34 AM
I'm with you, Peg.  The wife has been reminded on numerous ocassions that when the day arrives that I no longer look, she can commence to throwing dirt in my face, cuz I'll be dead.

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 07, 2010, 10:25:12 AM
If I recll, you don't seem to like him much. Me on the other hand...HE DOESN'T like Much either...... :o :o :o :o :o
FQ13 who is ROFL and ducking and covering ;D

Finished it for you  ;D

Agree with Solus, she seems to b a very happy camper  ;D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: seeker_two on August 07, 2010, 11:08:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPOL8C4FPdc&feature=player_embedded


Only problem I saw was that she was overdressed for my tastes...  ;)



My "fun" on a boat tends to look like this these days...

Let's hear it for being a DAD...


So....how difficult is it to be the COOL DAD?...  ;D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: ratcatcher55 on August 07, 2010, 11:17:10 AM
Spent some time on boats and ships and do not remember a cook looking like that. Or dressing like that.

No complaints from this bridge.
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: kilopaparomeo on August 07, 2010, 02:12:37 PM
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So....how difficult is it to be the COOL DAD?...

So far, they think I'm an idiot.  And they're not even teenagers yet.
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: Solus on August 07, 2010, 02:23:11 PM
So far, they think I'm an idiot.  And they're not even teenagers yet.

When I was 18 I thought my dad was the dumbest man in the world.  When I reached 25, I was amazed at  how much the Old Man had learned  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 07, 2010, 03:55:03 PM
When I was 18 I thought my dad was the dumbest man in the world.  When I reached 25, I was amazed at  how much the Old Man had learned  :D :D :D


The older I get, the smarter my old man was when I was 16.
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 07, 2010, 04:00:19 PM
To all you guys critiquing skinny butts and faces - At my age, which is also yours, I ain't that picky!  She was havin' fun, and I was enjoying it!
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 07, 2010, 07:05:08 PM
Since it got to you tube, I don't think we were the only ones M58  ;D

And yes to you others, The older I get the smarter my Dad gets  ;D
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: twyacht on August 07, 2010, 09:34:59 PM
Since it got to you tube, I don't think we were the only ones M58  ;D

And yes to you others, The older I get the smarter my Dad gets  ;D
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Bullseye to that TomB.

Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: TAB on August 08, 2010, 01:06:31 AM
So far, they think I'm an idiot.  And they're not even teenagers yet.

sounds like your doing every thing right then.
Title: Re: Every thing is better on a boat.
Post by: tt11758 on August 08, 2010, 11:44:59 AM
So far, they think I'm an idiot.  And they're not even teenagers yet.


Don't worry, it'll get worse.   ;D