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Title: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: ericire12 on August 10, 2010, 12:05:25 PM
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*Get off my lawn!

or

*Gophers! I hate gophers!

or

*Looks like eight more weeks of winter.
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: Bic on August 10, 2010, 12:12:45 PM
"No half eaten pizzas but I did find this neat Beretta!"
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 10, 2010, 12:33:50 PM
"If those damn kids hit me on the head with a giant plastic hammer one more time....Well, I've got somthin' for 'em". ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: ericire12 on August 10, 2010, 01:02:05 PM
"No half eaten pizzas but I did find this neat Beretta!"

Thats good!
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: tt11758 on August 10, 2010, 01:02:31 PM
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SILENCE!!!!  I keel you!!
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: jnevis on August 10, 2010, 02:25:58 PM
Uh oh here comes that Bane guy and that nut job Pincus. Better hide before I get stabbed again.

;)
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: bulldog75 on August 10, 2010, 02:33:25 PM
Be very very quiet I'm hunting that wrasqly Pincus.
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: TAB on August 10, 2010, 02:33:47 PM
Just leave the pizza on the door step, the money is underneath that rock.  
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: twyacht on August 10, 2010, 03:30:27 PM
"This is the LAST time I do Jaeger Bombs with Bane & Pincus, and they lock me in the tool box of the truck!"

"What state am I in now?" :P
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: ericire12 on August 10, 2010, 03:33:59 PM
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*Holy crap! Doomsday looks exactly like it does in the movies!

Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 10, 2010, 03:54:08 PM
No caption....just the theme music from Mission Impossible

 ;D
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: JC5123 on August 10, 2010, 04:01:39 PM
No caption....just the theme music from Mission Impossible

 ;D

I was thinking the Vonage commercial.... ;D
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 10, 2010, 04:02:33 PM
Whack-A-Mole hell.........
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: bulldog75 on August 10, 2010, 04:07:35 PM
So easy a Beretta could do it.  ;D
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: McGyver on August 10, 2010, 04:12:00 PM
"Well, I know I can't shoot the kids that stole my MRE's, but I'm gonna KILL the SOB that put novacaine in the vaseline!"  ;D
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 10, 2010, 04:16:58 PM
Is that Wayne LaPierre deciding who to endorse in Harry Reid's race? ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: JC5123 on August 10, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
"Well, I know I can't shoot the kids that stole my MRE's, but I'm gonna KILL the SOB that put novacaine in the vaseline!"  ;D

We found out that an (ex) friend of ours was cheating on his wife. So while he was away we injected Icy Hot into his tube of KY. Dumbass never knew what happened, but the affair ended quick when things started burning and he and the mistress started accusing each other of carrying an STD.  ;D

I know I'm probably going to hell, but I'll fill up the cheez whiz on my way.  ;)
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: billt on August 10, 2010, 05:47:15 PM
That way to Burger King. About a half mile on your right.    Bill T.
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: Blaidd on August 10, 2010, 10:14:05 PM
No Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles here.
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 10, 2010, 10:35:55 PM
I'm just going to start calling him the "Little Frenchman"   ;D

Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 10, 2010, 10:39:25 PM
While I'm at it - Any one ever wonder what MB would look like in a kraut uniform?



Or would that be MB when RP is coming in the door   ;D

I'm heading to the corner now before someone rips my head off and spits down my neck  :o
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 10, 2010, 10:52:21 PM
How to be a successful college prof at a slightly anal retentive religious liberal arts college rolled up in a nutshell. Stepping out of your office after an all nighter to find three of your students stoned, bare ass naked and armed with shaving cream moving toward another dorm at 2am?"Foley! You're late on that rewrite and I won't give you another extension! And for God's sake girl, its cold out, you'll put someone's eye out!"  ;D
FQ13 Who saw nothing, heard nothing.....
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: bulldog75 on August 10, 2010, 10:55:52 PM
Those dang voices I hear them every time I go to wall mart.
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: seeker_two on August 11, 2010, 05:14:05 AM
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Michael Janich....The Tactical Vampire....
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 11, 2010, 05:21:44 AM
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"Very intellesting...."

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bF6ieWJMi2YAq7.jzbkF/SIG=13bcr9dd1/EXP=1281608482/**http%3a//sharetv.org/images/rowan_and_martins_laugh-in/germansoldier-artejohnson-char.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: Pathfinder on August 11, 2010, 06:31:39 AM
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Where is that damn Eric? ? ?  I told him not to start another $%%$## photo caption thread!!!!
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: cdcasey on August 11, 2010, 08:32:17 AM
*underground safe room with quick escape hatch......$8000.00
*beretta 9mm.......................................................$500.00


*being able to scare the crap out of the pizza delivery boy when he comes to the door.......PRICELESS ;D
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 11, 2010, 01:15:00 PM
Michael Janich....The Tactical Vampire....
Ooh, sparkily. Werewolves? Silver TAP baby! ;D
FQ13 Who got dragged to the damn thing by a young cousin. Where's Van Helsing when you need him?
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: ericire12 on August 11, 2010, 01:45:30 PM
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*My name is Rusty Shackleford

or

*Ummm... Guys, I dont think we made it all the way to China.

or

*On this episode of The Best Defense: Halloween, we show you your "best defense" (drink) for those punk teenagers who egg your house every year..... Tune in next week when we show you the best way to hide a claymore in a jack-o-lantern.
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: JC5123 on August 11, 2010, 01:50:54 PM
*My name is Rusty Shackleford

or

*Ummm... Guys, I dont think we made it all the way to China.

or

*On this episode of The Best Defense: Halloween, we show you your "best defense" (drink) for those punk teenagers who egg your house every year..... Tune in next week when we show you the best way to hide a claymore in a jack-o-lantern.


Winner!
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: bulldog75 on August 11, 2010, 02:27:45 PM
The wife is out of town for the week guys I can come out to play now.
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: rat31465 on August 11, 2010, 08:41:44 PM
Berreta 92,
It slices, it dices...
It keeps the Neighbors Kids in their own damn yard. ;D
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: texcaliber on August 11, 2010, 11:31:09 PM
Here is goes:

 ‎"Jehovah Leave No Witness!!!"

Hope you like the caption.

tex
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 12, 2010, 05:16:13 AM
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"No more sh*tting in my yard, Mr. Chihuahua."
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: Michael Janich on August 12, 2010, 08:09:41 AM
You're all going to hell for this...

I guess I'll see you there...

Stay safe,

Mike
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: tt11758 on August 12, 2010, 11:35:49 AM
You're all going to hell for this...

I guess I'll see you there...

Stay safe,

Mike


Trust me, Mike.  We were all headed for hell LONG before this came along.   ;D
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: rat31465 on August 12, 2010, 05:50:01 PM
You're all going to hell for this...

I guess I'll see you there...

Stay safe,

Mike

With the Heat Index around 107 here in Missouri today...Hell might be a nice place to vacation... :P
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: tt11758 on August 12, 2010, 05:53:43 PM
With the Heat Index around 107 here in Missouri today...Hell might be a nice place to vacation... :P

Cool off a bit.
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: DaverZ on August 13, 2010, 03:57:46 AM
wascolwi wabbit,i'll just hide here in his carrot stash till he gets hungwi and i'll nail his fuzzy ass!!!
Title: Re: Caption this Janich photo
Post by: seeker_two on August 13, 2010, 06:45:13 AM
You're all going to hell for this...

I guess I'll see you there...


Yeah, but you can cope with the heat....think of those of us with hair....


 ;D