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Title: Best Country Lyrics Ever?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 11, 2010, 01:34:35 AM
Ok, I was going through some old boxes. Some of which yielded Crusader's sweet deal on ammo. This one is just an agenda for the Southwest
Political Science Association meeting. However, There was a a panel called "Country Music and the State of the Discipline". One of the papers focused on country music titles and their political ramifications (and yes folks it was all tongue in cheek, no need for academic bashing).
My three favorites! What are yours? ;D

"I turned 21 in Prison Doing Life Without Parole" (Momma Tried) Merle Haggard


"Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm kissing you Goodbye" John Denver


Then There's "I Didn't Hear Nobody Pray" or "Wreck on the Highway' This by the Waco Brothers, My Style.


Straight up old school? Here's Dorsey Dixon Keeping it real


FQ13 who looks forward to being upstaged

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Post by: tombogan03884 on August 11, 2010, 01:41:25 AM
And you didn't post Merle ?
You really are a liberal A- hole .  



And for FQ's intellectual edification, the Name is " Mama tried".   
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 11, 2010, 01:51:41 AM
And you didn't post Merle ?
You really are a liberal A- hole .  



And for FQ's intellectual edification, the Name is " Mama tried".  

Dude, see the above post. You must have caught me while I was figuring out the embed feature. Geez, you know me well enough to know I would never dis the man! Technical difficulties. Give a brother SOME credit. Yeesh!
FQ13
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Post by: tombogan03884 on August 11, 2010, 02:07:46 AM
All you had when I posted was JD.
Besides, bashing you gives me inspiration   ;D
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Post by: tt11758 on August 11, 2010, 05:32:41 PM


The best country lyrics ever are contained in the last verse:  "Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison.........."
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Post by: bulldog75 on August 11, 2010, 05:37:20 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RthI9q4Sl84
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Post by: nupe on August 11, 2010, 06:19:03 PM
"She don't like to play my kind of music, so I had to tell that girl to kiss my" ;D.
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Post by: twyacht on August 11, 2010, 06:53:00 PM


The best country lyrics ever are contained in the last verse:  "Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison.........."

and I went to pick her up in the rain,......But before I could get to her in my pick up truck, .....

she got rund over by that damned ol train,......

 ;D

Where's some ol George "possum" Jones at,.....

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Post by: blackwolfe on August 12, 2010, 01:20:22 AM


The best country lyrics ever are contained in the last verse:  "Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison.........."

Didn't some one call this one the best country music song ever?

Ok found what I was looking for on Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Never_Even_Called_Me_by_My_Name


"You Never Even Called Me by My Name" is accompanied mainly by resonator guitar, pedal steel guitar and electric guitar. In the song, the narrator addresses a former lover, who has rejected him to the point that he considers it "useless to remain."[2]  The song's final verse is preceded by a recitation in which Coe explains that "a friend of [his] named Steve Goodman" wrote the song and considered it "the perfect country and western song."[3]  He goes on to say that Goodman added the final verse after Coe told him that it was not the perfect country song because it "hadn't said anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting drunk."[4] In response to Coe's comment, Goodman wrote a satirical final verse that intentionally uses exaggerations of country music clichés.[2]
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Post by: tombogan03884 on August 12, 2010, 01:30:06 AM
Didn't some one call this one the best country music song ever?

Yes, I believe that was said by David Allen Coe  ;D

And you are all wrong, the best country lyrics ever were,

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Post by: blackwolfe on August 12, 2010, 02:01:11 AM
Well Tom, you might consider this one from J D Blackfoot:
 “ Flushed You From The Toilets of My Heart”

I haven't heard it in about 30 years, but I think there is a line in there about "I wouldn't mind you farting in my bed except for the last three weeks you've had diarrhea."

http://www.jdblackfoot.com/lyrics.html

Title: Re: Best Country Lyrics Ever?
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 12, 2010, 02:07:16 AM
Heck, I haven't heard the Roy Clark one since the early 70's when it was released  (72 ?  )
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Post by: tt11758 on August 12, 2010, 11:45:06 AM

Where's some ol George "possum" Jones at,.....



Ask and you shall receive...........................................







And one more, this time with help from Garth Brooks......

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Post by: tt11758 on August 12, 2010, 11:52:22 AM




And since we are NOT sexist around here.........

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Post by: tombogan03884 on August 12, 2010, 10:41:56 PM
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Post by: Pathfinder on August 13, 2010, 06:15:25 AM
"You Never Even Called Me by My Name" is accompanied mainly by resonator guitar, pedal steel guitar and electric guitar. In the song, the narrator addresses a former lover, who has rejected him to the point that he considers it "useless to remain."[2]  The song's final verse is preceded by a recitation in which Coe explains that "a friend of [his] named Steve Goodman" wrote the song and considered it "the perfect country and western song."[3]  He goes on to say that Goodman added the final verse after Coe told him that it was not the perfect country song because it "hadn't said anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting drunk."[4] In response to Coe's comment, Goodman wrote a satirical final verse that intentionally uses exaggerations of country music clichés.[2]

Damn, that is a funny song. Figures it was written by Steve Goodman - who also wrote City of New Orleans and a couple of other great songs before he died so young. I was privileged to see Goodman a few times in the little folk bars and joints on Clark Street or at the Earl of Old Town back in the day. He would appear with Bonnie Koloc or the Friedman brother, Ed and Jim, or Brian Bowers (that man could do things with the autoharp that made me care!). Steve could write and sing a great song - obviously.

Path - who is desperately sorry to come off like FQ on this personal reminiscences post, but it is one of my brushes with fame.   ;D
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Post by: blackwolfe on August 13, 2010, 09:26:23 AM
Damn, that is a funny song. Figures it was written by Steve Goodman - who also wrote City of New Orleans and a couple of other great songs before he died so young. I was privileged to see Goodman a few times in the little folk bars and joints on Clark Street or at the Earl of Old Town back in the day. He would appear with Bonnie Koloc or the Friedman brother, Ed and Jim, or Brian Bowers (that man could do things with the autoharp that made me care!). Steve could write and sing a great song - obviously.

Path - who is desperately sorry to come off like FQ on this personal reminiscences post, but it is one of my brushes with fame.   ;D

Steve Goodman was one of the best and he died way too young.
Title: Re: Best Country Lyrics Ever?
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 13, 2010, 01:45:39 PM
I've never been one to bother reading song credits, I thought "City of New Orleans" was Arlo Guthrie all the way.
Not arguing, just saying.

Title: Re: Best Country Lyrics Ever?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 13, 2010, 01:52:32 PM
I've never been one to bother reading song credits, I thought "City of New Orleans" was Arlo Guthrie all the way.
Not arguing, just saying.

Nope, Path is right. It was Goodman. He was playing in a bar in Chicago when Gutherie heard it and turned it into a hit. It sounds like Gutherie, but it was all Goodman.
Fq13
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Post by: tombogan03884 on August 13, 2010, 02:01:22 PM
I have to say I prefer the timing on Arlo's Version.
Could be because it's the one I'm used to.
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 13, 2010, 02:46:31 PM
I have to say I prefer the timing on Arlo's Version.
Could be because it's the one I'm used to.
The Highwaymens version don't suck either. ;D
FQ13

Title: Re: Best Country Lyrics Ever?
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 13, 2010, 08:20:41 PM
I clicked on that thinking " who are the "Highway men", ? another one of FQ's country /punk things ?    ::)
OH   :o      OK    ;D
Title: Re: Best Country Lyrics Ever?
Post by: Solus on August 13, 2010, 10:07:54 PM
I'd pick Arlo Guthrie's City of New Orleans as the one I prefer also.

His tone just imparts melancholy feelings, like hearing the lonesome whistle late at night. ....

Used to travel to Chicago by train when I was young..  under 10.   Last trip when I was 16.   I remember how the ground would shake when it pulled into the station.  The sense of power they provoked was intense....half fear and half awe standing so close.

The swaying of the cars and the rhythm of the wheels clicking on the tracks. 

I remember Union Terminal in Cincinnati.  Sometimes several trains would be arriving or departing at the same time..awesome.  The place was busy, people everywhere.  The men's room had a line of 50 urinals...and there were two of them..one on each side of the terminal. 

It is an age past and only memories remain for me.  Arlo's version strums those memories of that lost era for me.



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Post by: jaybet on August 17, 2010, 07:33:27 AM
You Never Even Call Me By My Name was actually written by Steve Goodman and John Prine. If you look around on the internet there's a recording of Goodman performing the song where he acknowleges Prine's contribution. Although Coe requested the addition of some subjects,"Momma, drinking, prison, trains, pickuptrucks, etc.) Coe also changed some other lyrics in his version. Nicely done, though.
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Post by: Fatman on August 17, 2010, 05:05:40 PM
Come on, no one remembers these classic lines?





Drop Kick Me Jesus Through
The Goalposts Of Life

Song from Bobby Bare Greatest Hits, Bareworks Inc.
Words and music by Paul Craft.
CD, BWCD-040292

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Title: Re: Best Country Lyrics Ever?
Post by: blackwolfe on August 18, 2010, 01:21:36 AM
Sure wish I could find a copy of Bobby Bare's "The Winner and other Losers".
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Post by: TAB on August 18, 2010, 01:48:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqttbRlJUQ








 ;D



Too the corner we all go.
Title: Re: Best Country Lyrics Ever?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 18, 2010, 04:16:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqttbRlJ

Too the corner we all go.
ROFLMAO! Truer words etc. God knows  how much money, time and drama would have been saved? Trouble is, these ain't the best country lyrics ever, because if they were, 1/2 the others would never have been written!
FQ13
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 18, 2010, 04:49:31 AM
Allright, I will end the suspense. THE BEST COUNTRY LYRICS EVER? Charlie Daniels' "Long Haired Country Boy". I've looked for this vid for a while and I finally found it. Lassiez Faire or else! You want country? This is is it, at least in this Libertarian's eyes.
peace
FQ13

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Post by: blackwolfe on August 18, 2010, 05:01:23 AM
Will see Charlie Daniels tonight in about 14 hours.
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Post by: m25operator on August 18, 2010, 09:35:27 PM
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Post by: Texas_Bryan on August 19, 2010, 01:14:43 AM
Who are all these people???

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Post by: bulldog75 on August 19, 2010, 11:22:39 PM
Guys I was thinking of my dad and I came across this video. It has been two years. The 51 and Inchon is his story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC0U6n9kRlM
Title: Re: Best Country Lyrics Ever?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 20, 2010, 01:37:51 AM
Guys I was thinking of my dad and I came across this video. It has been two years. The 51 and Inchon is his story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC0U6n9kRlM
Here's the embed. Never thought I could take a man with a mullet seriously, but damn! That one rang some bells for me.
FQ13

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Post by: bulldog75 on August 20, 2010, 03:31:55 PM
Sad thing FQ my troops that are 18 to 21 were not even in school when I entered the army. Had to yell at them for having a cell phone on a range. You think texting and driving is dangerous watch someone text and shoot. They say behind my back that he is a different breed the old school a@@holes. I remember the old budweiser generation when I came in. They cringe when I yell hey buck sergent come here.

Some more goodies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou7y8AyTwIY
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Post by: tt11758 on August 20, 2010, 03:40:51 PM
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Post by: TAB on August 23, 2010, 01:47:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pujenWy-rM


 ;D
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Post by: Walter45Auto on August 23, 2010, 11:56:43 PM
TAB, I may end up playing that one weekly. ;D
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Post by: MinotBob on August 24, 2010, 12:29:16 AM
Ballad of Thunder Road.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRH7FtAAbJE