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Member Section => Defense and Tactics => Topic started by: ratcatcher55 on August 22, 2010, 12:58:08 PM

Title: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: ratcatcher55 on August 22, 2010, 12:58:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ImsUK8Py4k&feature=player_embedded

He'll squish you like a bug Janich.

He craps bigger than you Pincus

He dresses better than you Bane.

Blame this on Tam
Title: Re: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: jnevis on August 22, 2010, 07:19:13 PM
Oh Dear GOD!!
I'm scared.  He's out of breath just getting the bloody thing ON and he expects to do anything with it?
Title: Re: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: MAUSERMAN on August 22, 2010, 07:50:11 PM
Dont tell Haz he said clips.
Title: Re: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: atmiller on August 23, 2010, 07:26:39 AM
He actually has Coke in the Camelbak and Twinkies in the Mag Pouches.  For when "SHTF", i.e. when he gets hungry but is too tired to walk to the fridge. 


Title: Re: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: Michael Janich on August 23, 2010, 07:52:14 AM
Now you know what happens when you eat ballistic gelatin...

Title: Re: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: MAUSERMAN on August 23, 2010, 11:41:46 PM
That guy is way to big to stop multiple threats, let alone react to one but I do agree on his choice of rifle though.
Title: Re: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 24, 2010, 01:11:51 AM
That guy is way to big to stop multiple threats, let alone react to one but I do agree on his choice of rifle though.

+1

The guy has over a hundred videos on his youtube channel.
Some are actually interesting/humorous, once you get past the painful fact that he might not be able to carry many of them out when the time comes......and the 'hayseed' delivery.






You'll laugh your ass off at this one:  ;D


Title: Re: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: Walter45Auto on August 25, 2010, 01:18:43 AM
That guy is way to big to stop multiple threats, let alone react to one but I do agree on his choice of rifle though.

A guy his size might be able to stop a couple bullets though!  ;D
Title: Re: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: atmiller on August 25, 2010, 10:38:32 AM
I remember on an old episode of COPS when a heavy guy was shot with a .22 in a drive-by.  Thanks to his girth, the bullets didn't even break his skin.  I think he was wearing a windbreaker, a sweatshirt, and a t-shirt. 
Title: Re: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 25, 2010, 10:45:35 AM
I've posted on here before about a 'sizable' guy I worked with 20 years or so ago that was a bouncer in a nightclub. He was shot in the chest from a few feet away with a .38spl with wadcutters and the slug stopped in his pectoral muscle with minimal damage.
Title: Re: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: atmiller on August 25, 2010, 10:54:12 AM
Maybe they should replace Kevlar with Bodyfat Vests.  Put our soldiers in fat suits to better dissipate the bullet impact. 
Title: Re: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 25, 2010, 10:55:45 AM
Maybe they should replace Kevlar with Bodyfat Vests.  Put our soldiers in fat suits to better dissipate the bullet impact. 

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: mosbear on August 25, 2010, 12:03:43 PM
Maybe they should replace Kevlar with Bodyfat Vests.  Put our soldiers in fat suits to better dissipate the bullet impact. 
Regular size hatches would be a "beiatch" to squize throug ;D if you are supersized
http://sumodawg.com/guns.html (http://sumodawg.com/guns.html)
Title: Re: Full size tatical trainer
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 25, 2010, 02:56:06 PM
ROFLMAO! That "Tactical waddle and gun" was about the funniest thing I've seen. It definately sticks it to mall ninjas. Still, a bullet proof vest that could cover that guy would weigh as much as he does.
FQ13 who has a new survival strategy for TEOTWAKI. Go to this guys house, wait for him to have a heart attack, and take his very sweet gear. ;D