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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: m25operator on September 06, 2010, 10:13:58 PM
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Saturday, we had lasagna from one of my favorite pizza joints, ( Olive oils ) noticed they had hot wings, so I ordered some, Hot, the order taker said hot or atomic, I thought what the hell, I got a salad and lasagna, so if they are too hot, no big loss, they were excellent, hot but not too hot, and I did not even eat the lasagna, saved it for Sunday. I have an employee who loves wings, so tonight I ordered 50 hotwings, for tonights supper and to take to work tomorrow. Good God, these were twice as hot as Saturday, Man, I'm used to hot food and this was on the ragged edge of what I can take, I raise habanero for God's sake, my wife was able to eat 5, I ate 11, whoo hoo. But like I have done before, once your bit, you cannot be bitten worse, so just keep eating, your mouth is as hot as its gonna get. Better than a cup of coffee for waking you up anyday. I do wish I had an ice cream sandwich or 2 before bedtime.
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This too will pass, Grasshopper.......just wait! LOL
Richard
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Your butt may need an ice cream sandwich in the morning…
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Your butt may need an ice cream sandwich in the morning…
You will hate the exit.... :o
;D
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Standard procedure.....Eat a plate of hot wings...followed by a big bowl of ice cream....then go sit in the outhouse and pray for the ice cream. ;D ;D ;D
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Note to self:
Stay upwind of Benny!! ;D
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Benny, your situation brings a couple of sayings to mind:
$..t fire, save the matches.
If your spending any time outdoors:
$..t in the creek, save the woods.
Remember, only you can prevent forest fires. ;D
Swoop
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For the more adventurous: Rabid Baboon Ass Hot Sauce... :o
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Benny, You ARE MUCH MAN Gunga Din,.... ;)
I hear Charmin can be your best friend if placed in the freezer first,.... ::)
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And it burns burns burns
that burnin' ring of fire.
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Think of it as a last ditch SD technique for prison. At the very least, you know they'll wish they hadn't. ;D
FQ13
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I brought the wings and sauce to work today, told the story to my employee and another employee, who invented habanero pickles, and routinely drinks louisana hot sauce from the bottle, the wing lover was able to eat 6, the other only 4, I had tacos tonight and passed out in my chair, woke up and ate 4 more wings, man, I'm just a glutton for punishment, good, but as I said before whooo hooo, I do wish I had and ice cream sandwich. I bought 50 for Christ sake, got to be eaten by somebody. The ranch dressing does help. Damn these are hot.
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I brought the wings and sauce to work today, told the story to my employee and another employee, who invented habanero pickles, and routinely drinks louisana hot sauce from the bottle, the wing lover was able to eat 6, the other only 4, I had tacos tonight and passed out in my chair, woke up and ate 4 more wings, man, I'm just a glutton for punishment, good, but as I said before whooo hooo, I do wish I had and ice cream sandwich. I bought 50 for Christ sake, got to be eaten by somebody. The ranch dressing does help. Damn these are hot.
So? How'd everything come out int he end? ? ? ? ? ;D
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Is the Charmin feeling like sandpaper yet?
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Is the Charmin feeling like sandpaper catching fire yet?
FIFY
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Stomach hurt the next day, but not bad, eating what I have left as tacos with lettuce and cheese, workin out.
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My old boss use to say he liked it hot enough to make a person slap their grandmother ;D :o ::) or like a dog shaking like he had ate peach seeds.
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In a pinch you can use a "Bullet Pop" to cool your lower region! ;D