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Title: Caption Contest
Post by: Majer on September 13, 2010, 06:37:51 PM
Where's my stick?

(https://uwc.webmail.optimum.net/attach.msc?sid=&mbox=INBOX&uid=32764&number=14)
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: ellis4538 on September 13, 2010, 06:39:48 PM
Can't caption what isn't there!

Richard
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 13, 2010, 07:37:35 PM
Where's my stick?

Same place as the picture?  :D

Sorry Majer, had to take the shot.......  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Majer on September 13, 2010, 09:24:59 PM
Dang it, it was there when I previewed it... ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Majer on September 13, 2010, 09:30:51 PM
try it again...

(http://obamaforwards.com/content/binary/image001%5B1%5D.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Big Frank on September 13, 2010, 10:02:27 PM
Whack that pinata.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: bjtraz on September 13, 2010, 10:42:25 PM
WTF!?!  ??? :o :-X
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 13, 2010, 11:05:16 PM
(http://obamaforwards.com/content/binary/image001%5B1%5D.jpg)

"Last time I order a dress online from Mexico."
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: TAB on September 14, 2010, 12:22:31 AM
Damn it, I put the dress on backwards.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Big Frank on September 14, 2010, 12:58:09 AM
That's the wrong place for the bullseye.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 14, 2010, 01:51:06 AM


(http://obamaforwards.com/content/binary/image001%5B1%5D.jpg)

All da biches in de hood be wearing this .

As an aside, the Navy Girl looks like she's going to lose it in a minute.   ;D
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: SwoopSJ on September 14, 2010, 02:33:40 AM
"I spent hundreds of thousands of, tax payer, dollars in Spain, and all I got was this lousy dress."


Should've gone to Tiajuana and saved us all some $.  Could've covered her expenses by playing "coyote" and smuggling some of their desired, future constituency in on her return trip.  Would've been nice if her husband, Biden, & Pelosi accompanied her and stayed there.  DIDN'T    >:(

Swoop



Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: ellis4538 on September 14, 2010, 05:12:25 AM
"Don't laugh...I just traded a couple beat up AK-47's and a AR for this dress in Mexico! ...such a deal."

Richard
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Pathfinder on September 14, 2010, 06:24:40 AM
Shortly after bho and his keeper took over, a question was posed on another thread - "what is it about them, I can't put my finger on it?"

I responded that they are like trailer trash who hit the lottery. That dress just about clinches it. WTF is she thinking?
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: crusader rabbit on September 14, 2010, 07:23:21 AM
(http://obamaforwards.com/content/binary/image001%5B1%5D.jpg)

Sasha made it in art class.  What's a mom to do?
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: DaverZ on September 14, 2010, 07:58:50 AM
Commisioning the shoot-n-see target folks to design a party dress for da bitch was a stroke of genious of epic proportion.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Solus on September 14, 2010, 10:46:43 AM
And This, Ladies and Gentlemen, demonstrates the professionalism we demand from our Military Personnel.

Notice not one hint of a smirk or giggle.  That is the discipline we need.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: ellis4538 on September 14, 2010, 11:18:16 AM
No problem...they are all blind!

Richard
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 14, 2010, 11:18:50 AM
And This, Ladies and Gentlemen, demonstrates the professionalism we demand from our Military Personnel.

Notice not one hint of a smirk or giggle.  That is the discipline we need.

WTF ? Even Barry looks like he wants to laugh.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 14, 2010, 12:43:30 PM
WTF ? Even Barry looks like he wants to laugh.

Yeah, he has a look on his face like he's thinking, "Oh, hell, not another DRTV 'caption' moment."
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Paraguy on September 14, 2010, 01:21:38 PM
The only thing that would look better on him than that red tie would be a doberman!
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Big Frank on September 14, 2010, 04:30:22 PM
What's that guy doing with a bow and arrows?
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: brosometal on September 14, 2010, 07:05:29 PM
try it again...

(http://obamaforwards.com/content/binary/image001%5B1%5D.jpg)

The first thing that popped to mind is the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.  And second is for a lady that has looked a lot better, what the heck was she thinking.
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 14, 2010, 10:50:57 PM
They may have been heading over to Jesse Jackson's place.......   :P  :P  :P   ;D
Title: Re: Caption Contest
Post by: Solus on September 15, 2010, 07:33:14 AM
There is a silver lining. 

She doesn't have to worry about another woman showing up in the same dress  ;D