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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: Fatman on October 04, 2010, 09:03:06 PM
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Fla. man denies cocaine found in buttocks is his
Mon Oct 4, 6:13 pm ET
BRADENTON, Fla. – When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."
Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.
Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report said it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.
The Bradenton Herald reported Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his.
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Information from: The Bradenton Herald , http://www.bradenton.com (http://www.bradenton.com)
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Was he renting storage space ?
Never mind, I just wanted to ask, I don't REALLY want to know.
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The "weed is mine, I don't know about the other stuff"? Is there such a thing as being worse than admitting to it? "You see officer, people hide stuf there all the time. From one day to the next, I have no idea of what they shove up my ass and I really have no control over it". ::) This is a guy who will be popular in prison. ;D
FQ13
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This is a guy who will be popular in prison.
Actually, his popularity will probably be extremely brief. Considering capacity, if the storage rental theory holds true, ::) it would be akin to throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I know, I know... off to the corner.
Swoop
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Bring mustard.
For the hotdog's ;D
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One question........
Just how big is this guys ass cheeks?
Like Tom, I realy don't want to know.
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Was he renting storage space ?
Never mind, I just wanted to ask, I don't REALLY want to know.
Yeah? Like you KNOW EVERYTHING that's stuck up your butt (LOL). Reminds me of a football team I coached in East Los Angeles back in the '80s. The league played nekkid so them boys would only have one place to hide a knife! My team rarely won a game, but we always won the fight after!
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Ever read "Papillion" ? There was so much theivery going on the only place they could store their valuables was in a tube shoved up their asses.
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Yeah? Like you KNOW EVERYTHING that's stuck up your butt (LOL). Reminds me of a football team I coached in East Los Angeles back in the '80s. The league played nekkid so them boys would only have one place to hide a knife! My team rarely won a game, but we always won the fight after!
Naked football in So. Cal.. Do the words TMI ring a bell rabbit? ;D
FQ13
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Naked football in So. Cal.. Do the words TMI ring a bell rabbit? ;D
FQ13
That's So. Cal., where naked is unusual, not San Francisco, where naked is pretty common--even on the streets.
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So THAT'S why they call it crack. It goes in your butt crack.
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I didn't realize it was a suppository.
I can't wait to tell a couple of my co workers,
Will they be surprised ;D