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Title: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: rojawe on October 20, 2010, 11:08:19 AM
 Women are Angels
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In case you didn't know...Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings...We simply continue to fly...On a broomstick...We're flexible like that!!!
 The Devil made me do it Marshal'ette ;D ::)
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 20, 2010, 11:35:34 AM
If I were you I'd be on the lookout for flying monkeys ... They will first appear in your pants  :o

I'm now running for cover to avoid getting any rojawe on me!
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: McGyver on October 20, 2010, 01:46:13 PM
I'm with you, m58! Time to get the hell outta Dodge before the SHTF!   :-X
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: usmcdadx2 on October 20, 2010, 02:42:50 PM
For the most part I find them to be very obtuse angles... yes I know I'm pissing everyone off today to the corner with me.
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 20, 2010, 06:25:09 PM
For the most part I find them to be very obtuse angles... yes I know I'm pissing everyone off today to the corner with me.

Yes...it's always the acute ones you have to worry about, though..............




I got chips.
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 20, 2010, 07:11:32 PM
Yes...it's always the acute ones you have to worry about, though..............




I got chips.


Whiz ... We need more Cheez Whiz!

Damn it guys, if you can't stay out of trouble the least you could do is read the grocery list posted on the door  >:(
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: McGyver on October 20, 2010, 07:19:03 PM
I brought the jerky that I made! Geez, now ya want cheez-whiz and crackers? I'm goin' broke supplyin' the corner!

(Nice curtains)!
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 20, 2010, 07:20:24 PM
I brought the jerky that I made! Geez, now ya want cheez-whiz and crackers? I'm goin' broke supplyin' the corner!

(Nice curtains)!

Were...until someone wiped their greasy hands on them.....
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: McGyver on October 20, 2010, 07:27:32 PM
I BLAME TAB!    ;D
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 21, 2010, 03:00:53 AM
I BLAME TAB!   Bush   ;D

I got Lobstah.   ;D and a killer seafood dip !

Considering some of our chlorestoral, that could be a REAL killer   ;D
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 21, 2010, 08:50:10 AM
Boys Boys Boys.,.. Poor things... you all need to be more aware...
 I have had that particular saying on my signature line in here for almost...uhmmmmm 2 months now?
 ::)
Remind me if I go anywhere with you all .. I carry 2 guns.. so I can protect and make sure your poor unawareness doesn't get you hurt..   ;D

Now~~~ clean up the corner... and wash the curtains... or I WILL have to take the next step.......


(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/curly.johnson/images/witch_cooking.gif)
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: JC5123 on October 21, 2010, 08:55:21 AM
Don't look at me! I've been out of town at a wedding. Poor guy, he never knew what hit him.... :'(
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: sledgemeister on October 21, 2010, 09:56:36 AM
Boys Boys Boys.,.. Poor things... you all need to be more aware...
 I have had that particular saying on my signature line in here for almost...uhmmmmm 2 months now?
 ::)
Remind me if I go anywhere with you all .. I carry 2 guns.. so I can protect and make sure your poor unawareness doesn't get you hurt..   ;D

Now~~~ clean up the corner... and wash the curtains... or I WILL have to take the next step.......


(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/curly.johnson/images/witch_cooking.gif)

Good to see you have your dress back from the cleaners,


I will send a PM to Rochelle
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs427.snc4/47052_1637770348395_1360856348_1685191_2783079_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 21, 2010, 10:24:17 AM
You been sneaking around facebook? hahahaha... I posted that on my facebook cause that is what she has hanging in her dining room this month.. Little shit!  LOL
I love that girl..and she and I really are close.. Good thing or I would show her just what a witch for a mother in law could do to her..  ;D

It IS funny though isn't it? I actually loved it..  :D
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 21, 2010, 11:29:13 AM
Boys Boys Boys.,.. Poor things... you all need to be more aware...
 I have had that particular saying on my signature line in here for almost...uhmmmmm 2 months now?
 ::)
Remind me if I go anywhere with you all .. I carry 2 guns.. so I can protect and make sure your poor unawareness doesn't get you hurt..   ;D

Now~~~ clean up the corner... and wash the curtains... or I WILL have to take the next step.......


(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/curly.johnson/images/witch_cooking.gif)


Pegleg, Why are you looking at those flies like that ?  ;D
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: TAB on October 21, 2010, 12:34:07 PM
Boys Boys Boys.,.. Poor things... you all need to be more aware...
 I have had that particular saying on my signature line in here for almost...uhmmmmm 2 months now?
 ::)
Remind me if I go anywhere with you all .. I carry 2 guns.. so I can protect and make sure your poor unawareness doesn't get you hurt..   ;D

Now~~~ clean up the corner... and wash the curtains... or I WILL have to take the next step.......


(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/curly.johnson/images/witch_cooking.gif)

washing curtains is fun...



Oh wait, wrong curtains.
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: ellis4538 on October 21, 2010, 02:28:23 PM
My wife and I were in the check-out line at the GS.  In front of us was a couple with 2...count um 2 verrrry fuuuuulll carts.  She was having trouble balancing a BROOM on top of one of them.  I thought I'd be helpful and let her know that "My wife will fly that home for you if you want!" but she said that was OK.

Richard
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 21, 2010, 09:38:10 PM
My wife and I were in the check-out line at the GS.  In front of us was a couple with 2...count um 2 verrrry fuuuuulll carts.  She was having trouble balancing a BROOM on top of one of them.  I thought I'd be helpful and let her know that "My wife will fly that home for you if you want!" but she said that was OK.

Richard

I was thinking, "Wow, 2 carts at the gun store, must have been Bill T and his wife.    ;D
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 23, 2010, 01:20:31 PM
My wife and I were in the check-out line at the GS.  In front of us was a couple with 2...count um 2 verrrry fuuuuulll carts.  She was having trouble balancing a BROOM on top of one of them.  I thought I'd be helpful and let her know that "My wife will fly that home for you if you want!" but she said that was OK.

Richard

(http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/laughingblond.gif)

Richard..................... I love it... !!

I just love it!!

When I see people sweeping or doing anything with a broom.. I always stop and say, " hey~~ be careful how you treat my vehicles"... LOL



Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: Ichiban on October 23, 2010, 03:22:08 PM
Saw this bumper sticker recently.

"I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister."
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 23, 2010, 04:03:15 PM
Saw this bumper sticker recently.

"I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister."

How did you wind up being behind Nancy Pelosi in traffic ?
Title: Re: Question for Marshal'ette
Post by: cookie62 on October 23, 2010, 06:54:57 PM
How did you wind up being behind Nancy Pelosi in traffic ?


Hopefully the house will fall on her in a couple weeks ;D ;D