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Title: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: wtr100 on November 12, 2010, 03:14:55 PM
Am I going to hell for this?

 ;D
Title: Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 12, 2010, 03:18:31 PM
Yes you are, and not just for this. ;D
Now, onto business. I think Ziva with no question. Honestly despite that, I'd choose to fight her, because getting up close and sweaty with her would make the pain worthwhile. ;D With Chuck, it would just be kind of gross. Plus, he's a 106. I doubt he could kick you in the knee, much less the head. :-\
FQ13
Title: Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: Timothy on November 12, 2010, 03:48:22 PM
While Cote de Pablo is hotter than lava, she's just an actor!   :D

Chuck, in spite of his near forty year career in films and television, IS NOT AN ACTOR!  He's a martial arts dude who's 70 years old and could kick enough ass of men 1/4 his age...which is why he's been in so many films....

While I'd take a pinch from Cote......In a pinch, I'd want Chuck on my side.....

 ;)
Title: Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 12, 2010, 03:50:21 PM
Yes you are, and not just for this. ;D
Now, onto business. I think Ziva with no question. Honestly despite that, I'd choose to fight her, because getting up close and sweaty with her would make the pain worthwhile. ;D With Chuck, it would just be kind of gross. Plus, he's a 106. I doubt he could kick you in the knee, much less the head. :-\
FQ13


FQ, It's not your head or your knee he will kick, and just think how embarrassed you would be when he did it  ;D
Title: Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: Lawrence Keeney on November 12, 2010, 04:02:53 PM
I think Ziva would be a dirtier fighter..that's for sure.
Title: Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: deepwater on November 12, 2010, 04:17:31 PM
I think Ziva would be a dirtier fighter..that's for sure.

I like dirty!  :D

deepwater
Title: Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: SwoopSJ on November 12, 2010, 04:28:00 PM
Ziva, without hesitation!  She would automatically have the upper hand because no one would want to mess up that "purdy" face.  Chuck, on the other hand, would introduce you to the floor so quickly there would be little or no pain involved.  Until you woke up and began the long road to recovery, that is. 

Swoop


 
Title: Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 12, 2010, 04:34:41 PM
Actually my money would be on Granny Clampett and that shotgun  ;D
Title: Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: seeker_two on November 20, 2010, 09:13:58 PM
As hot as Ziva is, only Abby could get my heart a-racin' before invoking the wrath of the Almighty Gibbs....at 800 yds......

(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID39666/images/abby.jpg)

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID39666/images/abby.jpg (http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID39666/images/abby.jpg)

Title: Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: Dakotaranger on November 21, 2010, 04:11:59 PM
That's an interesting question.  It's easier to say she's more dangerous because of the 'packaging.'  She maybe more deadly because of sniper training and her bomb experience. 

She could be tougher because Krav Maga isn't as pretty as the martial arts that Chuck practices, but it's more effective because of the KISS aspect of it.  She did survive the captivity without her hair out of place
Title: Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: Dakotaranger on November 21, 2010, 04:12:55 PM
Actually my money would be on Granny Clampett and that shotgun  ;D
We have a winner
Title: Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 21, 2010, 09:22:38 PM
We have a winner
True, but still no fun at all. Lets say (going out on a limb ::)) that you fight and lose. What are you gong to say afterwards?
With Chuck, wel, no call for shame. You can still say you fought Chuck Norris so its all good.
Ziva, same deal, plus you got to get up close and sweaty with her. Again, its a story you can tell with pride, and probably drink for free while doing so as long as you focus on the grappling parts of the fight. ;)
Granny Clampett? You just got shot by an old lady dude! I'd say I got the wounds hunting with Cheney, at least a democrat might buy you a drink out of sympathy. Otherwise you'll just get laughed at. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: sledgemeister on November 22, 2010, 12:18:21 AM
You people are just plain sick in the head.

Everyone knows that Kate Beckinsale aka Selene in Underworld would kick all their asses. She is after all a Death Dealer!

Oh and she wears tight leather and looks hot!

(http://stylefrizz.com/img/kate-beckinsale-underworld-evolution.jpg)(http://www.morbidementia.com/images/horror-babes/kate-beckinsale-3.jpg)


Still dont beleive me?

(http://www.filmspk.com/wp-content/uploads/kate-beckinsale-wallpaper.jpg)
Title: Re: who's tougher - Ziva David or Chuck Norris?
Post by: tt11758 on November 22, 2010, 05:56:03 PM
Both Cote and Kate could kick my ass........all night long.     ;D











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