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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: twyacht on December 28, 2010, 04:49:04 AM
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What a country!!!
* Convicted killer sues to receive electrolysis as part of state-funded sex change
* Woman sues Oprah and President Bush, declaring they "implanted a camera with wire sensors into her with the intent of reincarnation."
* Man sues police for opening medicine bag, which he says destroyed its magical powers, during his drunk driving arrest
* Claiming she has single-name recognition like Madonna, Lindsay Lohan sues over commercial featuring "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay
* Lawyer selling products on eBay sues customer who left negative feedback
* Woman who walked into traffic sues Google for providing unsafe directions
* Burglar sues men who captured him, claiming rough citizens arrest
* Girl sues estate of pregnant woman she killed during suicide attempt
* Child-molesting teacher countersues boy's parents over negligent supervision
* Restaurant sued for failing to offer artichoke-eating instructions
http://facesoflawsuitabuse.org/poll/
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I love these. As far as Bush and Oprah? I say Guilty! They are evil, of course they wired her body to achieve immortality. Its a given.
The child molestor probably has a point. I can see his summation now. "Look at me, I'm a creep. I'm a registered sex offender. Would you let your kid hang around me'? ::)
Lindsa Lohan? By suing, isn't she basically admting that "yes my addiction is so bad its a running joke"?
FQ13
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I love these. As far as Bush and Oprah? I say Guilty! They are evil, of course they wired her body to achieve immortality. Its a given.
The child molestor probably has a point. I can see his summation now. "Look at me, I'm a creep. I'm a registered sex offender. Would you let your kid hang around me'? ::)
Lindsa Lohan? By suing, isn't she basically admting that "yes my addiction is so bad its a running joke"?
FQ13
Politicians and entertainers believe the only bad publicity is their obituary.
Say any thing you want about them, just spell their name right.
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Lindsey is a victim of the 'Three strike rule'...
1) Her dad's an idiot!
2) Her mom's an idiot!
3) She's an idiot!
yer out!
You just can't fix stupid!