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Title: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: blackwolfe on January 19, 2011, 05:26:15 PM

http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/local/muskegon_county/Police-Fish-flinging-woman-attacks-men


Police: Fish-flinging woman attacks men
Men won't press charges
Updated: Tuesday, 18 Jan 2011, 8:45 PM EST
Published : Tuesday, 18 Jan 2011, 8:45 PM EST

NORTON SHORES, Mich. (AP) - Two ice fishermen in Michigan cried both fish and foul after they reported being assaulted by a woman wielding the aquatic animal.

Norton Shores police Lt. Jon Gale says the men from Muskegon County's Egelston Township were ice fishing in a shanty Saturday when they were approached by a woman who "wanted to urinate on the ice."

Gale says the 29-year-old Fruitport woman instructed the men to turn their heads while she relieved herself, and while their backs were turned, she struck one of them in the head with a fish. The lieutenant says the woman then struck the other man across the face with a fish.

She apparently was upset the men put their shanty too close to hers.

The Muskegon Chronicle says the men decided against pressing charges.

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Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 19, 2011, 07:38:36 PM
Gale says the 29-year-old Fruitport woman instructed the men to turn their heads while she relieved herself, and while their backs were turned, she struck one of them in the head with a fish. The lieutenant says the woman then struck the other man across the face with a fish.

Fruitport?
Sounds about right in this case.   ::)
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 19, 2011, 07:42:34 PM
Question: Is it that ice fishing makes you crazy, or is it that only crazy people ice fish? ???
FQ13
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: r_w on January 19, 2011, 08:58:08 PM
Question: Is it that ice fishing makes you crazy, or is it that only crazy people ice fish? ???
FQ13

YES

"We're having a heat wave, a tropical heatwave...
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: sledgemeister on January 20, 2011, 04:13:37 AM
sounds like she needs a kick in the ICEhole.
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: Timothy on January 20, 2011, 05:02:51 AM
Maybe she needs to find another "perch" to pee instead of doing her duty on the ice!

 ;D

I've fished Mona Lake in Norton Shores but we didn't have no stinking shanty!  We'd walk (or drive) off the lake and find a tree when in need.
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: crusader rabbit on January 20, 2011, 07:37:04 AM
Now all the fish are going to stink...

(bad punchline from an old joke) 

Yeah, I'm off to the corner. (smirk)
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: graywolf on January 20, 2011, 08:28:58 AM
In some parts of Michigan, this is considered a mating ritual!  The guy that got in the face was not acceptable.  The other guy was her choice.  You may recall how cavemen selected their mates.
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 20, 2011, 08:35:38 AM
In some parts of Michigan, this is considered a mating ritual!  The guy that got in the face was not acceptable.  The other guy was her choice.  You may recall how cavemen selected their mates.
Piss on the ice and slap a guy on the head with a fish, and they are expected to follow you back onto your shack on an ice flow? Where hopefully the sex will be over before the sweat freezes you together, leaving you helpless prey for the ice weasels? There is reason the South secceeded. You people are freaking insane. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: JC5123 on January 20, 2011, 08:51:00 AM
Piss on the ice and slap a guy on the head with a fish, and they are expected to follow you back onto your shack on an ice flow? Where hopefully the sex will be over before the sweat freezes you together, leaving you helpless prey for the ice weasels? There is reason the South secceeded. You people are freaking insane. ;D
FQ13

Insane, but tough. Remember, the South LOST! You wussies!  ;)
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: wtr100 on January 20, 2011, 11:14:40 AM

There were two good ol' boys from Alabama, who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, so they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, "We're gonna need an ice pick." So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're gonna need another dozen ice picks."

Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left. In about an hour, he was back. Said, "We're gonna need all the ice picks you've got."

The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"

"Not very well at all," he said. "We ain't even got the boat in the water yet."
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: Timothy on January 20, 2011, 03:20:31 PM
Piss on the ice and slap a guy on the head with a fish, and they are expected to follow you back onto your shack on an ice flow? Where hopefully the sex will be over before the sweat freezes you together, leaving you helpless prey for the ice weasels? There is reason the South secceeded. You people are freaking insane. ;D
FQ13

Hey, weyup Minnesota wey, ay.....day got shanties wit crappers, satellite TV, da whole nine yards......

Ay.....day even got couches, heat...."The Great White Nort'......"

 ;D
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: TAB on January 20, 2011, 03:35:09 PM
I don't know why, but for some reason this story makes me think it was a trashy midwest porno shoot gone bad.


I mean there is a fishy smell, peeing, 2 guys in a "shanti", domination, a slap across the face...









I'm bringing some single malt to the corner with me.
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 20, 2011, 03:41:46 PM
And fish TAB, you forgot the fish. I'm no conissuer of fetishes, but I bet you'd have to look long and hard for fish porn. God bless American ingenuity. ;D
FQ13 who will take a beer out into the back yard and enjoy the 80 degree day. ;)
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 20, 2011, 03:43:39 PM
Hey FQ, Don't knock "Fun in the Snow" until you've tried it. You will forget all about the cold !  ;D
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: TAB on January 20, 2011, 03:51:54 PM
And fish TAB, you forgot the fish. I'm no conissuer of fetishes, but I bet you'd have to look long and hard for fish porn. God bless American ingenuity. ;D
FQ13 who will take a beer out into the back yard and enjoy the 80 degree day. ;)

um, you would be amazed at whats out there.  I've posted a bunch of fish porn on youtube.


there also use to be a web site that dressed up all kinds of food as people and put them in sexual postions  it was funny as hell.
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 20, 2011, 03:55:19 PM
LaLaLaLaLa! Not listening to TAB. M'lette, can we get a corner added to the corner? :o
FQ13
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 20, 2011, 03:57:41 PM
FQ, you are an innocent . 
But TAB should hook up with Red, they are both depraved individuals.  ;D
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: TAB on January 20, 2011, 04:01:31 PM
Warning, warning don't click, fish porn, fish pron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oz7eUwvsoA




no its not mine, just the 1st link I found.


was that so bad?( we all know you guys clicked it)
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: McGyver on January 20, 2011, 07:37:08 PM
Jeez! M'Lette leaves for a week and this place goes to hell in a handbasket!  ::)

M'LETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We're gonna need another corner for "the corner"!    :-*
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: alfsauve on January 20, 2011, 08:05:05 PM
Where's the "big ending"?  Where's the huge shark that comes out of no where to eat those fish?  And don't tell me that "Bruce the Shark" really things "fish are friends, not food."     


I don't get it.  People just sit around and watch those fish?   There are some really sick people out there. 

I can just see it now.   In a bar, guy walks up to a hot babe, "Wanna see my fish spawn?"

Yeah right.
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: sledgemeister on January 21, 2011, 09:12:24 AM
Jeez! M'Lette leaves for a week and this place goes to hell in a handbasket!  ::)

M'LETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We're gonna need another corner for "the corner"!    :-*

I think you will find she is a little busy finding the key to her fluffy handcuffs atm..........from what I have heard.
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: TAB on January 21, 2011, 03:27:16 PM
I think you will find she is a little busy finding the key to her fluffy handcuffs atm..........from what I have heard.


I call BS on that.






We all know she is a raw hide kind of gal.
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: McGyver on January 21, 2011, 05:38:18 PM

I call BS on that.






We all know she is a raw hide kind of gal.
 


"YOU" would!    ;)
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: TAB on January 21, 2011, 05:40:04 PM
 


"YOU" would!    ;)



you did read the fine print right?
Title: Re: Dangers of ice fishing
Post by: McGyver on January 21, 2011, 05:57:09 PM
Fine print? I didn't see no stinking fine print!  All I saw was a VERY fine line!   ;)


Rawhide, Leather, Lace, it's all the same to her!   ;D