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Title: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Hazcat on March 04, 2008, 08:29:00 AM
Howdy Sweetheart,

We got the shirts in the mail yesterday.  ;D  WOW!  really NICE and THANKS for sending one for HazJr.  ;D

BUT, there seems to be a problem.....  ???



Mine is too small

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Fun%20Stuff/100_1032.jpg)

And his is too big!

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Fun%20Stuff/100_1030.jpg)

Can we send them back for exchange??  ???  ;D
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 04, 2008, 08:50:15 AM
Ever hear about pets looking like their owners?  All Haz needs is a collar.
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 04, 2008, 09:23:01 AM
Haz.... (http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
  I sent you a pm...
I will wait to answer publically until I get a reply from you.

((And if it is smells like what I think it smells like.. ))
(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/spankie.gif)
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Hazcat on March 04, 2008, 09:33:03 AM
Haz.... (http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
  I sent you a pm...
I will wait to answer publically until I get a reply from you.

((And if it is smells like what I think it smells like.. ))
(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/spankie.gif)


Would sweet, innocent, little ol' me fool you?   ::)
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Hazcat on March 04, 2008, 09:34:24 AM
Ever hear about pets looking like their owners?  All Haz needs is a collar.

And flea medicine!  :o
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 04, 2008, 11:02:32 AM
As much hot water as you get yourself into I'm surprised you don't shrink to fit the shirt  ;D
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Hazcat on March 04, 2008, 11:20:15 AM
As much hot water as you get yourself into I'm surprised you don't shrink to fit the shirt  ;D

Don't I wish it was that easy!   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: jaybet on March 04, 2008, 11:41:20 AM
Jr. must look like his mom.
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 04, 2008, 12:52:30 PM
Damn it Haz.. I KNEW I had sent you both the right sizes.. You tryin" to make me go crazier than I already am?

Ok..... I'll give you a head start buddy...

 I'll count to 10........................then~~~~~~~~
 
(http://www.gangsterbb.net/emoticons/shoot.gif)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ahhh you know I wouldn't actually aim to hit..  ;)
I just luv ya too much to do any real damage.  ..
(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/kiss2.gif)
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Hazcat on March 04, 2008, 01:48:28 PM
Damn it Haz.. I KNEW I had sent you both the right sizes.. You tryin" to make me go crazier than I already am?

Ok..... I'll give you a head start buddy...

 I'll count to 10........................then~~~~~~~~
 
(http://www.gangsterbb.net/emoticons/shoot.gif)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ahhh you know I wouldn't actually aim to hit..  ;)
I just luv ya too much to do any real damage.  ..
(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/kiss2.gif)

I had an idea that I'd get ya thunkin' with that.  :D 



Course I also thunk I might get a thumpin  :o, but I figured the giggle was worth it.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Hazcat on March 04, 2008, 03:28:54 PM
Jr. must look like his mom.

Yep, and I always tease him about looking like a girl! ;)
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: DDMac on March 04, 2008, 04:32:31 PM
JUST when I thought sanity was about to return!!  Mac.
ps. mine had the buttons on the back, but I was afraid to say anything.
OOops tornado warning here. Hope to see y'all later.
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Pathfinder on March 04, 2008, 05:25:40 PM
Damn it Haz.. I KNEW I had sent you both the right sizes.. You tryin" to make me go crazier than I already am?

Ok..... I'll give you a head start buddy...

 I'll count to 10........................then~~~~~~~~
 
(http://www.gangsterbb.net/emoticons/shoot.gif)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ahhh you know I wouldn't actually aim to hit..  ;)
I just luv ya too much to do any real damage.  ..
(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/kiss2.gif)

Haz, check out the bore on M'ette's new avatar - you'd better run damn quick son.
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Marshal Halloway on March 04, 2008, 06:20:48 PM
Haz, check out the bore on M'ette's new avatar - you'd better run damn quick son.

It's a 500 S&W...  ;D

She shot it last weekend. Too my surprise, she shot it twice. I thought she was done after the first round, but she cocked the hammer back another time without hesitation, pulled the trigger, then I heard the words... "I'm done".  ;D

Did I try it? Nope... not this time. Can't remember my excuse, but I guess someone will....
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Hazcat on March 04, 2008, 10:04:59 PM
See, I didn't think it was that big.  : :o  I just figured the good looking petite lady holding it just made it look that way.  :-*

(Marshal, think I covered myself??  ??? :-\ )
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: jaybet on March 05, 2008, 05:55:47 AM
See, I didn't think it was that big.  : :o  I just figured the good looking petite lady holding it just made it look that way.  :-*

(Marshal, think I covered myself??  ??? :-\ )
Haz! Now you're scramblin' like a cat trying to bury a turd on a tile floor!
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Pathfinder on March 05, 2008, 06:00:14 AM
See, I didn't think it was that big.  : :o  I just figured the good looking petite lady holding it just made it look that way.  :-*

(Marshal, think I covered myself??  ??? :-\ )

You didn't think the bore looked that big? First the shirt debacle and now your eyesight's shot!
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: hodman on March 05, 2008, 10:58:21 AM
Haz! Now you're scramblin' like a cat trying to bury a turd on a tile floor!


LMAO !!!!
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 05, 2008, 01:38:05 PM
 ;D  You guys are a total mess! LOL

I DID shoot that 500 Saturday. It is one of my son's guns.  ( Actually have video footage of it ) The first shot rocked me back one step.. the second one I squared up better and it still moved me. LOL  It also had enough punch that it jerked my left hand off the grip. It is one big bad boy. And my forearm was sore as hell the next day too. But I liked it!   :)

Good looking petite?  ha ha ha... **shaking my head** You think THAT will get you off the hook?
I don't think soooooooooooooo... but....(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/comfort.gif)nice try.
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Hazcat on March 05, 2008, 01:41:59 PM
;D  You guys are a total mess! LOL

I DID shoot that 500 Saturday. It is one of my son's guns.  ( Actually have video footage of it  ) The first shot rocked me back one step.. the second one I squared up better and it still moved me. LOL  It also had enough punch that it jerked my left hand off the grip. It is one big bad boy. And my forearm was sore as hell the next day too. But I liked it!   :)

Good looking petite?  ha ha ha... **shaking my head** You think THAT will get you off the hook?
I don't think soooooooooooooo... but....(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/comfort.gif)nice try.



Inquiring minds want to see!! :D
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Marshal Halloway on March 05, 2008, 02:09:33 PM
I am glad she didn't stand there with roller blades. She would have rolled down all the way to Oklahoma.

After the first shot, she almost disappeared from the viewer on the video camera.

I might upload a little clip, but first I need to evaluate my health insurance coverage.

Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: DDMac on March 05, 2008, 02:14:31 PM
And maybe edit the audio??

Mac.
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 05, 2008, 02:31:33 PM
Definitely edit the audio..  ;D
 Actually I was rather shell-shocked and didn't say much until a little bit later, that couldn't be heard.. ( I think.... :-\ ??)
when the feeling started to come back in my hand.. THEN.. definitely if the camera had been going.. the sound would have to be totally deleted.. LOL..
We filmed all of us shooting something or other. Had about 25 guns out there, so we definitely burnt up some ammo. It was tons of fun. Then came back in to my oldest sons house and had a big party around a bonfire...hotdogs, cheese dip, chips ,beer,& whiskey
 It just don't get better than that in a day..  ;)
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Hazcat on March 05, 2008, 02:49:34 PM
Definitely edit the audio..  ;D
 Actually I was rather shell-shocked and didn't say much until a little bit later, that couldn't be heard.. ( I think.... :-\ ??)
when the feeling started to come back in my hand.. THEN.. definitely if the camera had been going.. the sound would have to be totally deleted.. LOL..
We filmed all of us shooting something or other. Had about 25 guns out there, so we definitely burnt up some ammo. It was tons of fun. Then came back in to my oldest sons house and had a big party around a bonfire...hotdogs, cheese dip, chips ,beer,& whiskey
 It just don't get better than that in a day..  ;)

Let's see.... Family, guns, fire, food, alcohol (after guns of course)...NOPE!  It don't get ANY better!  ;D :D ;)
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Pathfinder on March 05, 2008, 08:48:49 PM
Definitely edit the audio..  ;D
 Actually I was rather shell-shocked and didn't say much until a little bit later, that couldn't be heard.. ( I think.... :-\ ??)
when the feeling started to come back in my hand.. THEN.. definitely if the camera had been going.. the sound would have to be totally deleted.. LOL..

Know the feeling. When I had my cattle ranch, something was out buggering the horses. I grabbed my shotgun and a few shells I had sitting there, chambered them up and went out to the porch. I was on the next to top step, racked the slide, and fired into some trees by my rifle range where I knew there would be no livestock. Damn gun almost blew me off the porch steps. I had grabbed magnum 12 gauge 00 by mistake - all I wanted to do was make noise.

I made a little noise that night too as I teetered on the porch step edge.
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: gunman1911 on March 05, 2008, 09:10:15 PM
Know the feeling. When I had my cattle ranch, something was out buggering the horses. I grabbed my shotgun and a few shells I had sitting there, chambered them up and went out to the porch. I was on the next to top step, racked the slide, and fired into some trees by my rifle range where I knew there would be no livestock. Damn gun almost blew me off the porch steps. I had grabbed magnum 12 gauge 00 by mistake - all I wanted to do was make noise.

I made a little noise that night too as I teetered on the porch step edge.


 What? Huh? can't hear you for the noise!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 06, 2008, 01:09:20 AM
Here's a quick picture that I took Saturday of the 500 S&W
It's big and heavy. 2 shots was all I wanted.   :D


 (http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/DSC04318-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: DDMac on March 06, 2008, 06:00:11 AM
Marshal'ette, if you were comparing the 500 S&W caliber to a rifle round, in ft-lbs of energy, what would it be comparable to? What does your son use the revolver for? I have seen a couple of these at the local FFL, but with much longer barrels, which would be a hunting application I'm sure.    Thanks, Mac.
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 06, 2008, 09:55:20 AM
Well, the 45-70 is, I think comparable..even though I have never shot one, I have seen the cartridges in that rifle.
 I actually l found out that one of those has 2237 pounds of energy...

The 500 S7W has 2578 pounds of energy.. so I guess that would be a good way to compare.
The 500 pistol has more power and punch than a 45-70 rifle.. ( and you will believe it when you pull the trigger. :o)
He shot it one handed and he said it hurt like hell. No way could I hang on to it with one hand.. and no one else has had the cahoona's  to try the one handed shot, but him  :)

It shoots a 5" group at 100 yards.. (Derek did that.. I didn't   ;)) so you CAN use it for hunting.
He bought it cause it was "the biggest and baddest pistol" ( unquote)  ;D and cause he loves guns and just wanted one to shoot for an oddity. He really said he should sell it cause the ammo is like Crazy EXPENSIVE, but he would actually like to shoot a hog with it..and may if they go this spring.
( I may tag along with them and video it if I have the time.. better yet, I will just go and shoot one myself.  That ought to be a hoot) 
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Hazcat on March 06, 2008, 10:24:14 AM
WOW!  5" groups at 100 yards with a 4" barrel!  :o

According to Federal Ballistics if you zero at 25 it will drop 3.5" at 100 and that's out of an 8.4" barrel.
Title: Re: Haz to Marshalate re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: gunman1911 on March 06, 2008, 11:24:20 PM
I got called in to work where I do security/EMS and it turned out to be a very bad day on the EMS side of things  and I came home early and remembered this post, Hazcat, thanks you got my mind right.
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: DDMac on March 07, 2008, 06:52:32 AM
Thanks for the info. That's quite a thump! I went to the range yesterday and found one like yours on the shelf. Not even THAT expensive, $899 I recall. I asked one of the sales guys if they had sold any? "Few", he said. Asked if they had a variety of ammo for it? "Yup", he said. I asked why the buyers selected such a hefty caliber? "BEARZ", he said. Probably the longest conversation I ever had with him.

Let me know if you need another. I wonder, if you point one due North and down at 45 degrees, the other South and down at 45 degrees, and fire both at the same time, how far will your boots get off the ground if it is below freezing? Or would just your boots still be sittin' there?  If you kept shootin', you might end up in Florida, and I know somebody who would volunteer to catch ya on the way down. Now THAT would be a video!! 
 Mac.
Title: Re: Haz to Marshal'ette re: Ruger Shirts
Post by: Hazcat on March 07, 2008, 07:25:02 AM
I got called in to work where I do security/EMS and it turned out to be a very bad day on the EMS side of things  and I came home early and remembered this post, Hazcat, thanks you got my mind right.

It's OK Gman.

Remember....

"This too, shall pass."