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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: Teresa Heilevang on February 19, 2011, 12:21:33 PM
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Just want everyone to know that we will be gone the next whole week.. ;D
For my Christmas and birthday... Marshal is actually taking me (without either of us working) to Natchez Mississippi for a much needed vacation.. That's right~~ No film crew.. No industry.. No professional camera gear.. no deadlines.. no schedules.. no people needing something every second.. Just us.. and a bed and breakfast...and time to tour the antebellum homes and look at all the history..and relax..
My gosh~ I'm so excited and ready..
IF there is a problem ..text me or call.. 620-249-2681. We will have our laptops with us.. but so far will not be working unless there is a need to deal with the server or something of that nature..
We will however be checking in from time to time.. and make sure that the place hasn't fallen down from too many keg parties.. prostitutes and gun incidents..
Mama's away for a week... BEHAVE!!!
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Ma! Path was being mean! So I sort of accidently kind of spilled his juice. He started it! ;D
FQ13 Have fun and don't even think of turning on a computer. ;)
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Woot! Anyone have Charlie Sheen's number?
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Woot! Anyone have Charlie Sheen's number?
Most Madams and working girls in LA county I'd suspect!
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Have a great time, you two!
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Yes Teresa,
Enjoy the time off and try not to drain the poor guy! We need him around here too on occasion.
Bring the camera in case there are any fountains to run nekked through, just make sure it's Kjell holding the camera and not the opposite...
;D
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DAMN!!!! all the good parties happen when I'm out at sea! won't even be around to enjoy it. shame. poor timing M'ette...
oh well, will have to drink myself to a stupor and imagine all the good fun being had back home... anyway, got some riot juice brewed up and it turned out just fine.
enjoy the time off Ma.
deepwater
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Since it would be a waste of time to tell you to stay out of trouble, I'll just tell you to record and post the good stuff ;)
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Since it would be a waste of time to tell you to stay out of trouble, I'll just tell you to record and post the good stuff ;)
As usual, I'll contradict M58. DON'T record the good stuff, your lawyer will thank you for it. ;D
FQ13
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PARTY TIME!!
Have fun on vacation M'Ette.
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Bed and breakfast... two of my favorite things. :) Try not to get in too much trouble, but call if you need to get bailed out.
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Oh MY, My, oh Hell yes, Honey put on your party dress.
Have fun you 2, and send pics, and experiences, you both need a little down time. ;)
while I am cooking fish sticks with Habenero tartar sauce.
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You know you won't be able to be away from us for a week without worrying! Besides, telling us your gone is like giving us permission to have fun/misbehave or whatever...IMHO.
Enjoy the time off...you two deserve it.
God Bless,
Richard
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We promise not to bother you until we need bail. ;D
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When you come back, pay no attention to the fact that FQ will be duct taped to the wall in the corner. We'll turn him loose. Promise!!
Eventually . . . . .
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Please leave bail money in the freezer in case it's needed.
I mean for Tom, or TAB or FQ13. ;D
Have fun.
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Good for you two!
Have fun while you are gone.
We will run riot as usual, but don't let that bother you or be on your mind.
We want to be sure you have a stress free vacation.
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Please leave bail money in the freezer in case it's needed.
I mean for Tom, or TAB or FQ13. ;D
Have fun.
Not for me...
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wooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
Strippers ordered - check
Haz ordered beer - check (the good stuff not bud light cat piss stuff)
Bail Bonds on Speed dial - check
Munchies - check
Suitable dvds ;) - check
how long you away again ?
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Enjoy, you both deserve it :D
PS, Be nice to him ;D
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You din't say zakly where you wuz gonna be... So howz we gonna find ya in case of, ya know, a mergency er sumpin? Anyway,enjoy the time off. Next one's gonna be a long time a'comin'...
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Just want everyone to know that we will be gone the next whole week.. ;D
Mama's away for a week... BEHAVE!!!
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Either they had something wired to that kid or its Drew Carrey's love child. ;D
FQ13
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Stolen from another thread, but Marshal there is some important advice for you at the 3:10 mark!
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I new i got back on line at the right time
hehe
ok now were are those strippers and the keg's
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Is she gone yet?
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Is she gone yet?
Yup!
After she posted this both she and the old man lurked for a while, but outside of a check in by Marshal yesterday noon Mama has been out of touch since about 1:30 AM yesterday.
Note that I said out of touch and not untouched ... She had a really wicked and perverse tone in her typing, and I'm thinking the whip and chain case made the trip.
However, I will let you test the waters, because she did say they would be checking in, Bane has been lurking more than usual (rat fink!) and she gave out her phone number for texting reports to her little tattle tails :-\
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I'm starting to get a bit nervous.
Maybe we should check out everything big enough for her to hide in?
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Enjoy the much needed down time and be nice to Marshal.
What is this....." Behave".... you speak of ???
;D
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Its exactly what it means... BEHAVE.. as in don't get drunk .. don't shoot anybody.. and stay out of jail.. preferably at the same time..
Having a great time..
but I ammmmm watchinggggg!!!!! 8)
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I ammmmm watchinggggg!!!!! 8)
Have a good time.....and WATCH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Hey!!! As long as your checking in:
Where did you hide the whips and chains?
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M'ette!
Quit lurking here, and get back to the Old Man!!!
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Hey!!! As long as your checking in:
Where did you hide the whips and chains?
OMG!!! I can't honestly believe you are brazen and dumb enough to ask me such a question.. Do you honestly think I have any idea even what you are remotely talking about? I mean seriously...... come on.... do I look like the kind of woman who would even have or own something like that? I am insulte..........................
(((in the 3rd drawer of the high backed covered shelves..next to the handcuffs feathers and oils. )))
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M'ette!
Quit lurking here, and get back to the Old Man!!!
Marshal is working.. yes.. you heard right! He has to get Micheal's DR Radio up so you all won't go into withdrawal..
soooooo~~~ I had nothing else to do but do a run through and a drive by shooting on you inmates.. ;D
Going to go crawl in bed and read my book after this.. so clean up the kitchen before you all turn the lights out.. ( whenever that will be)
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Marshal is working.. yes.. you heard right! He has to get Micheal's DR Radio up so you all won't go into withdrawal..
soooooo~~~ I had nothing else to do but do a run through and a drive by shooting on you inmates.. ;D
Going to go crawl in bed and read my book after this.. so clean up the kitchen before you all turn the lights out.. ( whenever that will be)
Do the dishes? thats womans work.........gotta leave you something to do when you haul ya self back
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ok fellas
where do you want this poster put up we ran out of wall space in the corner
(http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff378/notreal257/12-2.jpg)
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toga Toga TOGA
I'm going to seek cover and concealment now!
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Hey!!! As long as your checking in:
Where did you hide the whips and chains?
Don't kid yourself, she took them with her.
She IS on vacation, after all.
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ok fellas
where do you want this poster put up we ran out of wall space in the corner
(http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff378/notreal257/12-2.jpg)
Since the corner is out of wall space, I'll hang onto them it for safe keeping. ;D
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Ceiling works for me!!!!!!!!
Richard
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Hang it on the fridge, right below the "Got Milk" magnet.
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Some of these posts are very touching.
No, I am not going to the corner. She is not here to enforce the rules.
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We got rules? ? ? ? ?
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We don't need no steenking rules. ;)
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We got rules? ? ? ? ?
We don't need no steenking rules. ;)
I make up rules just so I can break them!!!..........AAAARRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
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ohhhhh trust me .. there are rules.. !!!
Now?? Well lets just say that all that is left is 'consequences"...
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ok fellas
where do you want this poster put up we ran out of wall space in the corner
(http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff378/notreal257/12-2.jpg)
I have heard of boot hill but not familiar with Boob hill.
I think I now know my preference. ;D
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Ceiling works for me!!!!!!!!
Richard
Done
it is next to this one ;D
(http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff378/notreal257/08-1.jpg)
Hay M'ett would it be better if she had Beads as well.........
2nd thought, better not post that Pic ;)
now if she was Sheriff I would vote for her to clean up the town Corner
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Done
it is next to this one ;D
(http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff378/notreal257/08-1.jpg)
Hay M'ett would it be better if she had Beads as well.........
2nd thought, better not post that Pic ;)
now if she was Sheriff I would vote for her to clean up the town Corner
Post that on the ceiling and I'm gonna spend a LOT of time in the recliner laid back and 'contemplating' life. ;)
;D
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Post that on the ceiling and I'm gonna spend a LOT of time in the recliner laid back and 'contemplating' life. ;)
;D
We are gonna need to install a few rows of recliners.
Maybe we should invest in a "Corner Theater" . Very large screen, latest surround sound system....and recliners for viewing the ceiling while the movie is being changed.
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We are gonna need to install a few rows of recliners.
Maybe we should invest in a "Corner Theater" . Very large screen, latest surround sound system....and recliners for viewing the ceiling while the movie is being changed.
works for me ;D
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a very large 3d screen ;D imagine at looking at a picture on the previous pages in 3d, one would be too scared to get out of the recliner less that bump their head, and to see Haz and co motorboating in thin air would be priceless. ;D
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a very large 3d screen ;D imagine at looking at a picture on the previous pages in 3d, one would be too scared to get out of the recliner less that bump their head, and to see Haz and co motorboating in thin air would be priceless. ;D
can we get euro cable then
http://www.news.com.au/technology/penthouse-to-launch-the-worlds-first-3d-porn-channel/story-e6frfro0-1226014240985
Skin flicks get deeper with the first 3D porn channel
THE world's most famous porn stars are set to bust out even more with the launch of a 3D TV channel for discerning adults.
Penthouse will this week launch a 3D porn TV channel in Europe, the first of its kind.
The station will broadcast films in high-definition 3D, streaming 30 hours of "both softcore and hardcore" programming per month.
"We are very excited about the launch of the Penthouse 3D channel," said Marc Bell, chief executive of FriendFinder Networks, the parent company of Penthouse Media Group.
"Our goal is always to deliver the latest technology on the world's best platform."
Rival porn company Hustler is also planning to launch a HD TV channel in Europe this month featuring some 3D programming, however it appears Penthouse got to the punch first.
"We started shooting in 3D this past summer, and have significantly invested to perfect 3D production quality," Mr Bell said in early January when he announced the channel's launch.
"Consumer excitement for 3D content is high, and Penthouse is the one studio that can rely on its broad expertise to deliver 3D in a manner unmatched by any other branded entertainment company."
With FOX News