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Title: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: Hazcat on March 12, 2011, 09:36:34 AM: http://www.fark.com/vidplayer/6017203
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: crusader rabbit on March 12, 2011, 11:08:05 AM: Them are sum bootiful plumcakes...
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Post by: tt11758 on March 12, 2011, 11:40:02 AM: :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 12, 2011, 12:20:45 PM: Looked plum tasty to me. ;D ;D :o ;D ;D

Jordan Carver. :P :P :P :P

http://promo.pinupfiles.com/FHG/jordancarver-vol05-set01/?nats=MzAwMDA0NC4xLjEuMS4wLjQyODkuMC4wLjA
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: Hazcat on March 12, 2011, 01:17:54 PM: http://jordancarver.com/jc/Jordan_Carver_Official_Page_Pictures_Movies_Video_Blog.html
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Post by: bryand71 on March 12, 2011, 02:30:38 PM: She has my vote for corner chef!!! ;D
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Post by: Ichiban on March 12, 2011, 02:41:20 PM: Cant wait to see her melon dishes. :o
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Post by: CJS3 on March 12, 2011, 02:59:19 PM: I don't know about you guys, but I need to go to the store for a gallon of milk. :P
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: Hazcat on March 12, 2011, 03:20:42 PM: Quote from: CJS3 on March 12, 2011, 02:59:19 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I need to go to the store for a gallon of milk. :P

Looks like she already has a couple of gallon jugs. ;)
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: Pathfinder on March 12, 2011, 03:29:01 PM: Quote from: bryand71 on March 12, 2011, 02:30:38 PM
She has my vote for ~~corner chef~~ everything !!! ;D

FIFY ;)
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: philw on March 13, 2011, 05:42:36 AM: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2053/1596168518_53e41e2c8d.jpg)

she can have a fondle of my plums any day
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: sledgemeister on March 13, 2011, 10:34:46 AM: plumtastic!!!
So we have the chef that leaves just the dishes for marshall'ette I suppose. I am cool with that.

Gonna have to watch that again to take some cooking ~~tits~~ tips!
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: warhawke on March 13, 2011, 10:52:37 AM: Photo-finish at the Zeppelin race!
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Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 13, 2011, 12:38:17 PM: Quote from: sledgemeister on March 13, 2011, 10:34:46 AM
plumtastic!!!
So we have the chef that leaves just the dishes for marshall'ette I suppose. I am cool with that.

Ohhhh that soooo landed you at the bottom of the ocean .. be prepared~~~.

(http://comps.fotosearch.com/compb/ARP/ARP116/sinking-ship_~Sinkship.jpg)
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: sledgemeister on March 13, 2011, 08:13:10 PM: Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on March 13, 2011, 12:38:17 PM
Ohhhh that soooo landed you at the bottom of the ocean .. be prepared~~~.

(http://comps.fotosearch.com/compb/ARP/ARP116/sinking-ship_~Sinkship.jpg)

Captain Stubing at your service m'aam :-*
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: Hazcat on March 13, 2011, 08:17:07 PM: Sledge,

Good thing yer on the other side of the world! ;)
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: Pathfinder on March 13, 2011, 08:29:44 PM: Quote from: Hazcat on March 13, 2011, 08:17:07 PM
Sledge,

Good thing yer on the other side of the world! ;)

What? Like that's going to save him? ? ? ;D
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: sledgemeister on March 13, 2011, 08:51:38 PM: Quote from: Hazcat on March 13, 2011, 08:17:07 PM
Sledge,

Good thing yer on the other side of the world! ;)

I doubt its far enough, its only 7 hours away by Marshall'ette Airways

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSovRaMusCreIfc_2kQK78A7_jVQsFx6L9vkzoPJhMr4ax67ne9Jw&t=1)
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: Hazcat on March 13, 2011, 09:01:10 PM: Quote from: sledgemeister on March 13, 2011, 08:51:38 PM
I doubt its far enough, its only 7 hours away by Marshall'ette Airways

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSovRaMusCreIfc_2kQK78A7_jVQsFx6L9vkzoPJhMr4ax67ne9Jw&t=1)

LOL!
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 13, 2011, 10:19:53 PM: Quote from: sledgemeister on March 13, 2011, 08:51:38 PM
I doubt its far enough, its only 7 hours away by Marshall'ette Airways

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSovRaMusCreIfc_2kQK78A7_jVQsFx6L9vkzoPJhMr4ax67ne9Jw&t=1)

Like your style.
You ARE flirting with disaster.
But I like your style.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: sledgemeister on March 13, 2011, 10:52:20 PM: Theres always a chance she wont look back in here ;)

But in the off chance that she does or I get dobbed in by someone I have a contingency!!!

(http://images.nciku.com/sourcing_images/0/494_cobis_20070206153257.jpg)
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: philw on March 14, 2011, 03:47:48 AM: I am sure she will look here and she will be ready for you Rob

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nWp30JZf_so/TVx7g4Z5IXI/AAAAAAAADWQ/j-yFG-6Ce5E/s640/kiss-my-ass-2-1.jpg)
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: sledgemeister on March 14, 2011, 04:18:57 AM: Quote from: philw on March 14, 2011, 03:47:48 AM
I am sure she will look here and she will be ready for you Rob

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nWp30JZf_so/TVx7g4Z5IXI/AAAAAAAADWQ/j-yFG-6Ce5E/s640/kiss-my-ass-2-1.jpg)

how did you get hold of one of the pics from her week away ?? :-X
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: philw on March 14, 2011, 05:20:12 AM: Quote from: sledgemeister on March 14, 2011, 04:18:57 AM
how did you get hold of one of the pics from her week away ?? :-X

hay Miss would you like some beads

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1002/mardi-gras-beads-mardi-gras-demotivational-poster-1266283736.jpg)
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Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 18, 2011, 10:17:51 AM: There aren't even enough corners or bullets this time to take care of what I need to do..
but trust me... IF i EVER get to meet you in person.. you will be ohhhhh so toast...

They will be taking side bets on who wins the verbal battle.. LOL
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 18, 2011, 10:19:18 AM: Sad part is.. I actually do have to give you a kudos..
You all did well..... the beads~~ the ass~~~.. just hope you know that I instantly forgive... but I NEVER forget...
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: sledgemeister on March 18, 2011, 10:41:00 AM: Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on March 18, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
There aren't even enough corners or bullets this time to take care of what I need to do..
but trust me... IF i EVER get to meet you in person.. you will be ohhhhh so toast...

They will be taking side bets on who wins the verbal battle.. LOL

:-*
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: jaybet on March 18, 2011, 01:42:31 PM: Boy, they sure are BRAVE on the other side of the earth! :D
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Post by: shooter32 on March 18, 2011, 02:03:47 PM: Quote from: jaybet on March 18, 2011, 01:42:31 PM
Boy, they sure are BRAVE on the other side of the earth! :D

+1 ;D
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: alfsauve on March 18, 2011, 04:07:13 PM: This will help them read it.

Quote

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Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 18, 2011, 04:40:31 PM: Question:

When they remove M'ette's broom from the nether regions, will they twist it clockwise or counter clockwise?

Or will the threads be so stripped it won't matter ;D
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 18, 2011, 04:52:41 PM: Quote from: m58 on March 18, 2011, 04:40:31 PM
Question:

When they remove M'ette's broom from the nether regions, will they twist it clockwise or counter clockwise?

Or will the threads be so stripped it won't matter ;D

Now that's funny right there...I don't care who you are...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: kmitch200 on March 18, 2011, 06:02:39 PM: Quote from: m58 on March 18, 2011, 04:40:31 PM
Question:

When they remove M'ette's broom from the nether regions, will they twist it clockwise or counter clockwise?

Or will the threads be so stripped it won't matter ;D

Wow!
SW Minnesota isn't THAT far away from Kansas. (probably won't even have to gas up the broom)
Title: Re: New cook for the corner!!
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 18, 2011, 06:35:54 PM: Quote from: kmitch200 on March 18, 2011, 06:02:39 PM
Wow!
SW Minnesota isn't THAT far away from Kansas. (probably won't even have to gas up the broom)

She's built up enough frequent fly miles from whooping tt and me that the boys down under better be watching their backsides, cause she can get there and back many times for free ;D