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Title: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: twyacht on March 21, 2011, 03:47:24 PM: I don't know ::),....but I ordered a dozen of them, and I don't have a rifle they'll fit... ;)

Major Fox will be providing an installation and testing seminar in the corner, tomorrow at 1600hrs,... ;D
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: alfsauve on March 21, 2011, 03:53:58 PM: Quote from: twyacht

Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?

I must be shopping at all the wrong stores. I've never been offered or asked. ???
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 21, 2011, 04:19:35 PM: Madonna made $100 mill a year on the theory that sex helps sell anything.
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: gunman42782 on March 21, 2011, 04:35:12 PM: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: jaybet on March 21, 2011, 04:47:19 PM: Sex will sell ice to an eskimo.
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: deepwater on March 21, 2011, 04:48:37 PM: Quote from: alfsauve on March 21, 2011, 03:53:58 PM
I must be shopping at all the wrong stores. I've never been offered or asked. ???
no kidding? Someone offers sex for guns and gear? win win! ;D
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 21, 2011, 05:43:59 PM: Guns and sex ...

Little blue pill and ammo ...

Can't afford both ...

Little blue pill or ammo ...

Gimme a box of hollow points and a beer ;)
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: shooter32 on March 21, 2011, 05:45:36 PM: Quote from: m58 on March 21, 2011, 05:43:59 PM
Guns and sex ...

Little blue pill and ammo ...

Can't afford both ...

Little blue pill or ammo ...

Gimme a box of hollow points and a beer ;)

+1 ;D
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: Dakotaranger on March 21, 2011, 06:36:20 PM: I don't know if I need sex to sell me on guns. I was flipping through a gun mag once. I saw an ad for a .50. I started drooling and showed it to a buddy of my. He asked me if it was the gun or the girl...I never saw the girl
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 21, 2011, 06:41:18 PM: Quote from: Dakotaranger on March 21, 2011, 06:36:20 PM
I don't know if I need sex to sell me on guns. I was flipping through a gun mag once. I saw an ad for a .50. I started drooling and showed it to a buddy of my. He asked me if it was the gun or the girl...I never saw the girl

They say that lead poisoning does that to your sex drive ::)
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: Pathfinder on March 21, 2011, 06:41:31 PM: Um, OK, I just ordered 10 of them. What do they do? ? ? ?
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: pioneer on March 23, 2011, 02:48:17 PM: I'm not sure what it is, but I want one!
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: Solus on March 23, 2011, 02:58:26 PM: I'd bet the reverse would sell more...

I can picture a bordello with lines around the corner if it offered a Bushmaster after you had your card punched for few visits ;D
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: skarydrunkguy on March 23, 2011, 04:12:15 PM: Quote from: alfsauve on March 21, 2011, 03:53:58 PM
I must be shopping at all the wrong stores. I've never been offered or asked. ???

Bwahahaha. Seriously though, sex sells everything! I even bought a crib once because of it...
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: mkm on March 23, 2011, 04:15:21 PM: To answer the title of the thread, Yes.

Quote from: Solus on March 23, 2011, 02:58:26 PM
I'd bet the reverse would sell more...

I can picture a bordello with lines around the corner if it offered a Bushmaster after you had your card punched for few visits ;D

I like the way you think. Punch a few holes and you get a free gun.

_{ok, I'm off to my first official visit to the corner.}
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: ellis4538 on March 23, 2011, 05:39:50 PM: Can't really tell...I always want a new gun whether I have sex or not!

Richard
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 23, 2011, 06:32:24 PM: Quote from: ellis4538 on March 23, 2011, 05:39:50 PM
Can't really tell...I always want a new gun whether I have sex or not!

Richard

May not make a difference, but it is easier to sneak the new piece in after she rolls over and goes to sleep ... unless she's a cuddler :-\

I am soooooooo going to get whooped for this one ;D
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: alfsauve on March 23, 2011, 07:05:53 PM: Quote from: Pathfinder on March 21, 2011, 06:41:31 PM
Um, OK, I just ordered 10 of them. What do they do? ? ? ?

Oh Oh. I get it they were selling something! I had (HAD) to watch the video a dozen times, before I got it.
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 23, 2011, 07:12:36 PM: Quote from: skarydrunkguy on March 23, 2011, 04:12:15 PM

Bwahahaha. Seriously though, sex sells everything! I even bought a crib once because of it...

Yes, It sells a lot of those !
Who's going to buy a car with an ugly chick sitting it ?
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: Ping on March 25, 2011, 06:30:57 PM: Nice commercial. I could definitely salute Major Payne... :P
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 25, 2011, 07:21:29 PM: I don't know about saluting, but I would certainly be at "attention" ;D
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: seeker_two on March 25, 2011, 09:31:52 PM: Quote from: Solus on March 23, 2011, 02:58:26 PM

I can picture a bordello with lines around the corner if it offered a Bushmaster after you had your card punched for few visits ;D

I'd already be bringing my Bushmaster....but I'd take the free gun, too...... ;D

....and where did y'all put the corner?.....
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 25, 2011, 09:42:09 PM: Quote from: seeker_two on March 25, 2011, 09:31:52 PM
I'd already be bringing my Bushmaster....but I'd take the free gun, too...... ;D

....and where did y'all put the corner?.....

Here's the street location of the corner.......
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: Solus on March 26, 2011, 07:35:04 AM: Quote from: seeker_two on March 25, 2011, 09:31:52 PM
I'd already be bringing my Bushmaster....but I'd take the free gun, too...... ;D

....and where did y'all put the corner?.....

And I thought everyone missed the significance of the free gift. Or maybe no one thought it was as humorous as I did at the time :D :D
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: TAB on March 26, 2011, 06:56:06 PM: Al Bundy on advertising...

;D
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 26, 2011, 09:31:54 PM: ROFL! ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: MAUSERMAN on March 27, 2011, 08:30:40 PM: Does the major give private lessons. ;D
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: sledgemeister on March 28, 2011, 03:02:29 AM: I dont know whether or not it help, but it seriously doesnt do any harm ;D
Title: Re: Does Sex Help Sell Guns And Gear?
Post by: Dakotaranger on March 28, 2011, 07:50:24 AM: Quote from: sledgemeister on March 28, 2011, 03:02:29 AM
I dont know whether or not it help, but it seriously doesnt do any harm ;D
I think we have a winner