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Title: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: TAB on March 30, 2011, 08:54:39 PM
twice in the last 3 weeks we have been eating out, and I've had a old "partner" come up and give me a hug...


 :o
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: Big Frank on March 30, 2011, 09:10:43 PM
I used to take my wife everywhere but she always found her way home.  ;)
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 31, 2011, 02:28:02 AM
TAB, it doesn't really sound like she's the problem.
It's not her fault you were a stud muffin slut.  ;D
Didn't you Coasties learn about "100 miles from the flag pole"  ;D
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: jaybet on March 31, 2011, 06:17:38 AM
Sounds to me like your old liasons ended too well. Yer not enough of a jackass that they would walk right by you.
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: crusader rabbit on March 31, 2011, 08:01:59 AM
Didja check for wallet and watch after the huggs?  Ah'm jus'sayin'...
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: tt11758 on March 31, 2011, 10:24:44 AM
Unless the hugs were accompanied by lingering tonsil inspections, don't sweat it.  She's a smart girl, she knows you weren't born the day you met her.
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: tt11758 on March 31, 2011, 10:31:29 AM
Until you have an ex-girlfriend show up, uninvited, at your wedding, carrying a baby........don't sweat it!!


FYI:  The baby was NOT mine, the wife went through with the wedding, and we've stayed hitched almost 28 years now.  All's well that ends well. 

That WAS a major pucker factor incident, however.   ;D
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: ratcatcher55 on March 31, 2011, 11:30:11 AM
I co-wrote paper for a technical conference with a chemical engineer. It won an award so my wife went with me to the presentation.

I introduced my wife to LP who was a stunning 25 year old Asian woman. LP went on and on how great it was to work with me and how many hours we had to spend on the project together.

As we left the dinner my wife had a strange look in her eye. I asked her what was wrong.

She said all this time she thought LP was a guy because of her name and being an engineer.

She always asked after that.
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 01, 2011, 11:48:36 AM
Tab... guys won't see it the way I see it of course... but the fact that you posted it on here...acting like it was an uncomfortable inconvenience that this sort of thing happened.. ?.well~~ it screams to me that you love it when it happens... internally makes you puff out your chest thinking you "still got it"... and blah blah blah.. whatever~~~ ::) ::) ::)
 **rolling my eyes***
 Men!!  You're all so easy to read and understand that it's more of a challenge to unwrap a frickin candy bar..  :P
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 01, 2011, 12:33:48 PM
it screams to me that you love it when it happens... internally makes you puff out your chest thinking you "still got it"...

No no no.........when it happens to me, the pucker-factor goes way up.......... because my wife can shoot. I don't puff out anything...I want to run away.   ;D
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: jaybet on April 01, 2011, 12:36:53 PM
A little internal puffery is good for a man now and then. God knows you get the air let out of you plenty enough.
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: tt11758 on April 01, 2011, 03:49:52 PM
No no no.........when it happens to me, the pucker-factor goes way up.......... because my wife can shoot. I don't puff out anything...I want to run away.   ;D



I agree.  Kathy not only knows when I'm sleeping, but also has the combination to the gun safe.


A little internal puffery is good for a man now and then. God knows you get the air let out of you plenty enough.

Preach on, my brother!!

;D
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: sledgemeister on April 01, 2011, 08:43:15 PM
Tab... guys won't see it the way I see it of course... but the fact that you posted it on here...acting like it was an uncomfortable inconvenience that this sort of thing happened.. ?.well~~ it screams to me that you love it when it happens... internally makes you puff out your chest thinking you "still got it"... and blah blah blah.. whatever~~~ ::) ::) ::)
 **rolling my eyes***
 Men!!  You're all so easy to read and understand that it's more of a challenge to unwrap a frickin candy bar..  :P


Can see it now

The Outdoor Channels new show a cross between Oprah/theView and Doctor Phil hosted by Marshal'ette.
Where the female gun owners can air their issues, take the piss out of their partners and ask advice like colour co-ordination (long as its purple) for their firearms.
Airs every weekday at 2pm convientiently after shows like Days of our lives and bold and the bueatiful have finished and before Oprah starts.
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: TAB on April 02, 2011, 01:52:02 AM
Tab... guys won't see it the way I see it of course... but the fact that you posted it on here...acting like it was an uncomfortable inconvenience that this sort of thing happened.. ?.well~~ it screams to me that you love it when it happens... internally makes you puff out your chest thinking you "still got it"... and blah blah blah.. whatever~~~ ::) ::) ::)
 **rolling my eyes***
 Men!!  You're all so easy to read and understand that it's more of a challenge to unwrap a frickin candy bar..  :P




I never lost it...   ;D


It actually worrys me alot we don't get to spend that much time toegher,  when we actually do, I'd rather not have something like this happen.
Title: Re: I can't take my wife anywhere...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 02, 2011, 09:48:35 AM
  All of you take your puffingness... blow it out your ass!  Being a smart ass just cost you a time slot on my new show... LOL