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Member Section => Defense and Tactics => Topic started by: fullautovalmet76 on April 03, 2011, 04:47:27 PM
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What'cha think?
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Sounds like solid advice, if you want your ass to end up in prison. Surely this is parody...
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OK, that has got to be the worst idea since the rythm method of birth control and the leisure suit (unless you live in England or OZ :'(). Let me count the ways.
First, he was in your damn house at three am!
Second, don't shoot him in the head while he's on the ground! If you want to let him bleed out, wait a minute to call 911, not an hour because that's a little tricky to explain. ::)
Third, hefty bags and duct tape? Not looking good for the home team.
Fourth, duct tape holds prints and garden gloves let sweat (in finger print shaped paterns) soak through.
Fifth, the cops do care and CSI isn't a myth. Odds of you not leaving fibers from your car on the bags or body? Zero. Odds of the cops lookng? 100%. PS, how are you going to get rid of the blood stains smart guy? Clorox and Hydrogen Peroxide both react to luminol. No DNA, but the stain is there.
Anyway, this is the kind of guy defense lawyers make their money from. Follow his advice only if it was a bad shoot. Hell, you've got nothing to lose then. ::)
FQ13
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I bet Pincus never recommended "Husky trash bags".
He raises some very good points at the end . Murder investigators are masters of the obvious, they find some known crook, or gang banger shoot and dumped, their first , probably only theory will be "gangland killing". They are not going to be looking for some home owner .
Of course success hinges on the cops not showing up on a noise complaint during that hour or so you spend waiting for the mutt to bleed out.
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Much better solution here.
dump the body in TAB's neighbor's garage.
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And make sure you shoot 'em with Glock too - less mess to clean up. And don't forget to go back to bed.....Also did anyone catch that this oracle of home defense has 20 videos for our edification?
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Much better solution here.
dump the body in TAB's neighbor's garage.
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And make sure you shoot 'em with Glock too - less mess to clean up. And don't forget to go back to bed.....Also did anyone catch that this oracle of home defense has 20 videos for our edification?
One would hope that at least one of them would be entitled "dig a shallow hole". Not for his body, but yours. Here in So. Fl. there was a famous defense lawyer named Ellis Rubin. Well, being famous doesn't mean you're good at your job. A kid turns up dead. The mom gives a tearful plea to the media to find her killer because she was kiddnapped at at a flea market. It was all over the news. Turns out mom and her scumbag boyfriend did it. Counsler Rubin urges his client to write a letter of apology to the people of South Florida.
Here on earth, we call that a confession. Murder 1, took a jury about five minutes. ;D This idiot takes it one step further. "The idiot's guide to making an SD shooting look like a mob hit". ::)
FQ13 who really doesn't need friends like these. I'll be taking this guy's advice only after hiring Rubin as my attorney. ;)
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If your not in the mob it's called misdirection.
If you ARE in the mob you're supposed to make it look like an accident.
By the way FQ. Your first post about the diligence of the cops is pure crap. Whitey Bulger and Steve Flemmi killed and hid half a dozen people in his cellar, or the cellars of South Boston bars over the years and the cops never found any of them till Kevin (Two ) Weeks started spilling his guts. Same thing with the dozen or so planted in Revere beach.
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If your not in the mob it's called misdirection.
If you ARE in the mob you're supposed to make it look like an accident.
By the way FQ. Your first post about the diligence of the cops is pure crap. Whitey Bulger and Steve Flemmi killed and hid half a dozen people in his cellar, or the cellars of South Boston bars over the years and the cops never found any of them till Kevin (Two ) Weeks started spilling his guts. Same thing with the dozen or so planted in Revere beach.
That was back in the day. Now? They all get grants for high tech toys and juries love to hear the words "DNA evidence". All jurors want to hear from Bones or Abby Sciutto in a post OJ world. THe average PD will oblige them. Its easy to spray luminol and do a scan for trace evidence (hair, soil, foot prints and fibers). Any prosecuter worth her salt will insist on it. If its there, you are screwed.
FQ13 who wears a size 14 shoe and will thus never commit a crime, all it will take is one foot print and I'm toast. ;)
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That was back in the day. Now? They all get grants for high tech toys and juries love to hear the words "DNA evidence". All jurors want to hear from Bones or Abby Sciutto in a post OJ world. THe average PD will oblige them. Its easy to spray luminol and do a scan for trace evidence (hair, soil, foot prints and fibers). Any prosecuter worth her salt will insist on it. If its there, you are screwed.
FQ13 who wears a size 14 shoe and will thus never commit a crime, all it will take is one foot print and I'm toast. ;)
;D ;D
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That was back in the day. Now? They all get grants for high tech toys and juries love to hear the words "DNA evidence". All jurors want to hear from Bones or Abby Sciutto in a post OJ world. THe average PD will oblige them. Its easy to spray luminol and do a scan for trace evidence (hair, soil, foot prints and fibers). Any prosecuter worth her salt will insist on it. If its there, you are screwed.
FQ13 who wears a size 14 shoe and will thus never commit a crime, all it will take is one foot print and I'm toast. ;)
Best way is to put them in a dumpster, God only knows how much trash will wind up on top of them, or where.
Of course you want to do it somewhere that does not recycle. ;D
TB, Who also wears size 14, or at least I will if I ever commit a crime ;D
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Wow. I guess I'll just cross the "body disposal" episode off the TBD season 4 outline...
Stay safe... and sane,
Mike
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Wow. I guess I'll just cross the "body disposal" episode off the TBD season 4 outline...
Stay safe... and sane,
Mike
And remember to always wear size 14 if your going to whack a home invader !
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And remember to always wear size 14 if your going to whack a home invader !
Now that must be hard to find.
FQ, exactly where do you buy your shoes? ;D ;D ;D
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Wow. I guess I'll just cross the "body disposal" episode off the TBD season 4 outline...
Stay safe... and sane,
Mike
You could title it "Let's Go To Prison" but a movie already took that one.
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Now that must be hard to find.
FQ, exactly where do you buy your shoes? ;D ;D ;D
And what tread pattern ? ::)
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LOL at Michael Janich.
I cannot believe I watched the whole video? I got sucked in after two minutes when the guy in the video stated, "My mindset is somebody is going to die and I don't care who it is.". ??? OK fella, a normal person would care. After four minutes he discusses how the shotgun is a "problem cleaning up" and to "use a Glock it will be neater". After the five minute mark he discusses two shots to the chest and one to the head and not to shoot them afterwards. :-X I puked in my mouth for a moment. Then after six minutes he starts discussing how to dispose of the body with freaking "Husky" trashbags. I think that was to try and appease his sponsor. ;)
I am glad to know that if I am here in Indiana, I can shoot someone, let them bleed out and have the perfect place to dump the two halves of the body in California. ;D
Needless to say I will not buy anymore Personal Defense DVD's. The best trainer is right there on youtube!!! LMAO :P