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Title: Bumper Stickers
Post by: wisconsin on March 14, 2008, 06:43:51 PM: Driving into work today the van in front of me had this bumper sticker on it. It read. IF GUNS CAUSE CRIME THEN MATCHES CAUSE ARSON! Has anyone else come across any interesting bumper stickers relating to firearms.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: gunman1911 on March 14, 2008, 07:29:47 PM: "If your driving to close you can see the bullets in my chamber!" Then I pulled him over for speeding.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: LMIB on March 14, 2008, 07:35:26 PM: Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Chunky Monkey on March 14, 2008, 08:03:49 PM: Not gun related but thought it was a good one. "EAT HEALTY, EXERCISE, AND DIE ANYWAY!"
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 14, 2008, 08:27:22 PM: Quote from: gunman1911 on March 14, 2008, 07:29:47 PM
"If your driving to close you can see the bullets in my chamber!" Then I pulled him over for speeding.
your no fun ;D
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: wisconsin on March 14, 2008, 08:50:14 PM: Quote from: Chunky Monkey on March 14, 2008, 08:03:49 PM
Not gun related but thought it was a good one. "EAT HEALTY, EXERCISE, AND DIE ANYWAY!"
I'm a runner and one of the guys I worked with was quick to point that out to me
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 14, 2008, 09:02:46 PM: "NRA - Life Member"
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Post by: ismram on March 14, 2008, 09:09:32 PM: My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car!
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 14, 2008, 09:10:45 PM: 2 I saw, same car "this is the only woodstock i saw in 69" with a picture of an m-14
and, "Death smiles at everyone- Marines smile back"
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: gunman42782 on March 15, 2008, 04:43:51 AM: A man with a gun is a citizen, a man without a gun is a subject.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Lucas on March 18, 2008, 02:55:29 AM: Non gun related
Pain heals, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever!
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Lucas on March 18, 2008, 06:46:46 PM: When people are scared of their government, ITS TYRANY
When government fears its people, ITS DEMOCRACY
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: leatherman92 on March 20, 2008, 01:18:26 PM: Quote from: gunman42782 on March 15, 2008, 04:43:51 AM
A man with a gun is a citizen, a man without a gun is a subject.
so true :)
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 21, 2008, 01:13:59 AM: Saw one on a truck today:
Driver carries only $20 in ammunition.

and one in a store I wanted:
I'm out of Estogen...and I have a gun.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Marshal Halloway on March 21, 2008, 01:15:46 AM: I wanted the one that said, My other Auto is a .38 Special.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Lucas on March 21, 2008, 01:24:20 AM: Seen on a beat up cadi
Im 50% white, 50% trailer, and 100% trash
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: SIG229DAK on March 21, 2008, 01:34:57 AM: Sticker seen on a BIG wheeled 4X4 pickup -

"Cats Flattened, While You Wait! " :P ;D
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 21, 2008, 02:19:46 AM: Cover your eyes Haz.. 8) Don't read that!
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Hazcat on March 21, 2008, 06:49:37 AM: Quote from: SIG229DAK on March 21, 2008, 01:34:57 AM
Sticker seen on a BIG wheeled 4X4 pickup -

"Cats Flattened, While You Wait! " :P ;D

GRRRRRR!!!!
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: DDMac on March 21, 2008, 06:59:07 AM: Try that on Hazcat and you'd just roll your truck. ;)
Mac.
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 21, 2008, 12:56:29 PM: Quote from: DDMack on March 21, 2008, 06:59:07 AM
Try that on Hazcat and you'd just roll your truck. ;)
Mac.

Or get BIG holes blown in it, I'm still impressed with the BBQ gun ;D
Title: Re: Bumper Stickers
Post by: Hazcat on March 21, 2008, 01:00:02 PM: Quote from: tombogan03884 on March 21, 2008, 12:56:29 PM
Or get BIG holes blown in it, I'm still impressed with the BBQ gun ;D

She's my favorite! (just don't tell rest, they get jealous!)