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Title: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
Post by: twyacht on June 12, 2011, 03:10:34 PM: An MBA Grad, and a cat lover. aka,......steak tartar for the zombies. :P

Just give it a minute......

I'm sure she will find someone really "special" one day..... ::)
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Post by: Big Frank on June 12, 2011, 03:17:24 PM: Crazy cat lady - the early years.
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Post by: Majer on June 12, 2011, 03:34:54 PM: does anyone else have the term "Psycho Bitch" come to mind while watching this?
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Post by: kmitch200 on June 12, 2011, 03:42:17 PM: Quote from: Majer on June 12, 2011, 03:34:54 PM

does anyone else have the term "Psycho Bitch" come to mind while watching this?

Oh yeah! Understandable why she's on eharmony looking for a date....'cause she's friggin NUTS!
Geez Debby, get some meds on board next time you try to post a "wanna play with me" video.

Like the old joke about the difference between Charles Manson and women?

Charles Manson looks crazy when you meet him!
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Post by: r_w on June 12, 2011, 04:01:15 PM: I think she likes cats.
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Post by: Pathfinder on June 12, 2011, 04:46:11 PM: Quote from: jumbofrank on June 12, 2011, 03:17:24 PM
Crazy cat lady - the early years.
Quote from: Majer on June 12, 2011, 03:34:54 PM
does anyone else have the term "Psycho Bitch" come to mind while watching this?
Quote from: kmitch200 on June 12, 2011, 03:42:17 PM
Oh yeah! Understandable why she's on eharmony looking for a date....'cause she's friggin NUTS!
Geez Debby, get some meds on board next time you try to post a "wanna play with me" video.

Like the old joke about the difference between Charles Manson and women?
Charles Manson looks crazy when you meet him!

Meeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
;D

Actually, she starts out kind of normal, nice looking, great smile. Started losing me with the whole "MBA from Villanova" - people with MBA's are damn near worthless until they get about 20 years of life under their belts to find out all of the stuff they were taught wrong. And Villanova? Can you say third string MBA????

And then with the effin' cats. Yeah, psycho bitch pretty much covers it. Probably voted for bho too - hey, let's set her up with FQ!!! :o ::)
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Post by: Badgersmilk on June 12, 2011, 06:11:23 PM: OMG! She and I would get along sooooooooo well!!! Is the first date to early to give cloths as a gift?

http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/457202934/New_Fashion_Cat_fur_vest.html (http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/457202934/New_Fashion_Cat_fur_vest.html)

You think she'll like it? :-\

She's HOT until she speaks.

Pretty simple solution for that...
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Post by: ratcatcher55 on June 12, 2011, 06:17:31 PM: She would be a perrrrfect match for my brother in law.
She would actually be pretty normal compared to the others he's dragged home.

Good luck Miss, there's a lid for every pot or so my Grandma thought.
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Post by: Rob10ring on June 12, 2011, 06:51:38 PM: I'm sorry… I'm thinking about the GUNS again… and how many don't have homes… and how I should have them… :'(

That's probably how my wife hears it.
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Post by: PegLeg45 on June 12, 2011, 07:15:22 PM: Oh, for the love of Pete!!! ::)

Someone like that has two basic uses.......and neither require talking.
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Post by: MikeBjerum on June 12, 2011, 07:23:51 PM: Ok, call me a sexist a-hole but blond, emotional, slightly unstable ... can you say easy?

Damn, you can skip dinner and drinks with this one. Put on an I (heart) Garfiield t-shirt, and she'll drag you into the bed.

She is every school boys dream prom date!
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Post by: Solus on June 12, 2011, 07:37:19 PM: She's an actress and that was her audition video for a role in the upcoming movie Crazy About Cats: The Dark Side.

I thought she came across quite believable.
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Post by: crusader rabbit on June 12, 2011, 08:51:31 PM: Ohhh Dudessss, you jus' don' get it at alllll. Like, I love cats, too. So much!!! With a little cat-chup, the taste every bit as good as doggggg. An' served with some spuds with like cheese on 'em... Like wow, there's like nothin' better.
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Post by: CJS3 on June 12, 2011, 09:30:25 PM: I heard this on the radio the other day, and went ROTFLMAO. The talk show host said you could handle it one of two ways, when she started talking about cats at the restaurant. The first choice would be to get up and go to the bathroom, pay the bill and leave. The second way would be to take both of her hands in yours. Stare intently into her eyes, and say, "Why don't we go to your house now and be with your cats. Naked with your cats."
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Post by: MikeBjerum on June 12, 2011, 09:59:18 PM: She reminds me of Rule #4: When all the little girls are fucked up bitches - avoid car pools and fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride ;D
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 12, 2011, 10:50:03 PM: Quote from: PegLeg45 on June 12, 2011, 07:15:22 PM
Oh, for the love of Pete!!! ::)

Someone like that has two basic uses.......and neither require talking.
Dear Debby
Saw your vid. My advice, wear something tight and under no circumstances speak. Plenty of guys will want to hang out with you.
FQ13 ::)
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Post by: bulldog75 on June 13, 2011, 08:37:28 AM: Wow I thought I had dated some crazy women when I was younger and single. Guess that I missed one. At least she does not play with knives. If she chases you around with a cat it is better than a switch blade knife.
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Post by: jnevis on June 13, 2011, 08:48:28 AM: So answering her ad "I love cats, tastes like chicken." would be inappropriate?

How about "I had a cat once. It took about a mile to get it out of the drive train."?

We had a "crazy cat lady" in th eRescue Squad a while back. You could be at lunch talking about the color of the sky and she'd break in to tell you about doing CPR on her cat. Another member and I used those lines on her one day and she stopped talking to us for a month.
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Post by: Ichiban on June 13, 2011, 08:53:16 AM: Quote from: m58 on June 12, 2011, 07:23:51 PM
Ok, call me a sexist a-hole but blond, emotional, slightly unstable ... can you say easy?

Damn, you can skip dinner and drinks with this one. Put on an I (heart) Garfiield t-shirt, and she'll drag you into the bed.

She is every school boys dream prom date!

Somehow I think this would result in slashed tires, broken windshield, and "keyed" doors. Maybe a bunny in the pot as well.
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Post by: billt on June 14, 2011, 06:45:44 PM: Good Lord what a nut case! Bill T.
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 14, 2011, 07:27:24 PM: The real victim here is the Villanova admissions office. I'm sure the dean fired every damn one of them, and is docking the salaries of every prof who gave her a passing grade to raise hush money so she claims she graduated from Notre Dame in al future videos. ;D
FQ13
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Post by: jnevis on June 14, 2011, 08:33:08 PM: You know, I went to show that to the wife and noticed something. If you play it to the end, as difficult as it is, one of the "related videos" is the same girl playing a "siamese twin" named Cara, also the "cat woman" video is a by something-cara.

While I believe there are people THAT messed up, I am fairly sure its a HELL of an act.
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Post by: Big Frank on June 14, 2011, 11:33:14 PM: On another forum they said it was a publicity stunt for eharmony.
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 14, 2011, 11:46:16 PM: Quote from: jumbofrank on June 14, 2011, 11:33:14 PM
On another forum they said it was a publicity stunt for eharmony.
FOR Eharmony? It seems like a send up to me. "We match you with your perfect mate. No psychos here, no sireee, none at all".
FQ13
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Post by: PegLeg45 on June 15, 2011, 05:11:05 AM: Quote from: jumbofrank on June 14, 2011, 11:33:14 PM
On another forum they said it was a publicity stunt for eharmony.

If we can find HER a match, we can find ANYBODY a match. ;D
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Post by: bulldog75 on June 15, 2011, 08:10:11 AM: Yea they just found Jack the Ripper a match.
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 15, 2011, 08:32:17 AM: Quote from: bulldog75 on June 15, 2011, 08:10:11 AM
Yea they just found Jack the Ripper a match.
I think thats Craigslist. ;)
FQ13
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Post by: tt11758 on June 16, 2011, 10:55:56 AM: That voice could kill an erection quicker than Janet Reno in a negligee.
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Post by: Ichiban on June 16, 2011, 11:45:28 AM: Quote from: tt11758 on June 16, 2011, 10:55:56 AM
That voice could kill an erection quicker than Janet Reno in a negligee.

Thanks for that visual.
I think I just threw-up a little in my mouth.
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Post by: MikeBjerum on June 16, 2011, 12:42:07 PM: Quote from: Ichiban on June 16, 2011, 11:45:28 AM
Thanks for that visual.
I think I just threw-up a little in my mouth.

tt lives for that ;D You made his day!
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Post by: billt on June 16, 2011, 01:20:57 PM: Quote from: tt11758 on June 16, 2011, 10:55:56 AM
That voice could kill an erection quicker than Janet Reno in a negligee.

I can't imagine sleeping with that regardless of her Estrogen level. Bill T.
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Post by: Solus on June 16, 2011, 01:40:45 PM: Her name is Cara Hartmann and her eHarmony vid is approaching 8 million views, which means she is making money.

Here is her YouTube URL for anyone interested

http://www.youtube.com/user/hartmanncara#p/u/1/bC-VLawI6rc

on one video posted there, she seems to have a much less irritating voice.
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Post by: billt on June 16, 2011, 05:07:28 PM: She should be forced to sleep with Weiner! Bill T.
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 16, 2011, 07:58:20 PM: Quote from: billt on June 16, 2011, 05:07:28 PM
She should be forced to sleep with Weiner! Bill T.
Or vice versa. ;D
FQ13
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Post by: Conagher 45 on June 16, 2011, 09:07:54 PM: If she loves cats so much, lets interduce her to HAZ. ;D
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Post by: warhawke on June 16, 2011, 10:29:50 PM: Damn, the girl must be strong cause that is a whole lot of crazy for one person to be carrying around. That being said, I'd dress up in a cat costume and show her all about the cat love.

Yes I am a bit twisted sometimes ;D
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Post by: oldkat69 on June 17, 2011, 07:31:45 AM: 8) Uh, folks, that was an Oscar winning performance, if you hadn't noticed...
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Post by: Solus on June 17, 2011, 07:57:23 AM: Quote from: oldkat69 on June 17, 2011, 07:31:45 AM
8) Uh, folks, that was an Oscar winning performance, if you hadn't noticed...

Absolutely correct. She seems to be doing these videos to gain attention, seems she might be interested in Hollywood.

Maybe not your choice of a life mate but not the kook she appears to be on the video, however, MANY folks take it as a genuine video rather than the parody performance it is.
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Post by: tombogan03884 on June 17, 2011, 08:19:43 AM: Quote from: oldkat69 on June 17, 2011, 07:31:45 AM
8) Uh, folks, that was an Oscar winning performance, if you hadn't noticed...

Quote from: Solus on June 17, 2011, 07:57:23 AM
Absolutely correct. She seems to be doing these videos to gain attention, seems she might be interested in Hollywood.

Maybe not your choice of a life mate but not the kook she appears to be on the video, however, MANY folks take it as a genuine video rather than the parody performance it is.

The scary part is the ones who agree with her. :o
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Post by: Solus on June 17, 2011, 08:42:13 AM: Quote from: tombogan03884 on June 17, 2011, 08:19:43 AM

The scary part is the ones who agree with her. :o

Found a site that listed the 10 most hilarious responses to her video.

I did not view any of them, but can only hope they were all spoofs like hers.
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Post by: PegLeg45 on June 17, 2011, 09:00:10 AM: Hers may be an act, but sadly in the past, I have encountered people in real life that were almost as emotionally unstable about particular subjects. :o