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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: twyacht on July 04, 2011, 07:26:53 AM
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http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/news/124818954.html
Lucky to still be "carrying".... ::)
July 1, 2011
Milwaukee police suspect Otis Lockett of illegally having a gun, so they got a warrant to photograph his penis.
That's no commentary on Lockett's anatomy, just a search for circumstantial evidence.
According to court records, police were called early Sunday to a reported shooting in the 2600 block of W. Vine St. They found Lockett, 27, bleeding from a gunshot wound. He said someone unknown had shot him from behind.
At Froedtert Hospital, Locket was treated for a bullet wound to his penis, with an entry at the upper right and exit at the lower left. Doctors estimated the bullet traveled in a 45-degree downward angle.
In addition, Det. Gena Malanche noticed two holes in Lockett's pants, in the front right waistband, and the left rear buttocks area.
When Lockett wouldn't admit to nearly shooting off his own penis, Malanche went to Assistant District Attorney Stephan Nolten, who went to Court Commissioner Barry Phillips who on Wednesday authorized the photographs.
In her affidavit, Malanche said she would instruct jail medical personnel to safely remove and reapply any bandages around Lockett's patched-up privates.
With the photos now in hand, prosecutors are reviewing the case. It wouldn't be the first time for Lockett; he was convicted of being a felon in possession of a firearm in 2006.
Comments are pretty funny,.....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/fadedsock/GUN/PICT3189.jpg)
;D
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Maybe Plaxico can counsel him as part of his community service.
FQ13
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With a gun was a gangster named Lockett.
In his waistband, he just had to cock it.
The gun was a wrecker,
To his dangling pecker,
Now he wishes he'd used his back pocket.
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Just one more reason NRA needs better representation the "da hood". ::)
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Just one more reason NRA needs better representation the "da hood". ::)
I was thinking more along the lines of it being an untapped market forholster makers. Maybe De Santis could hire him as a spokesgangsta. "Homies, when you're carrying that illegal gat, ALWAYS use a holster. Carrying Mexican? That shit is whack!, Just ask my boys, 'cept they ain't there, buy De Santis". ;D
FQ13
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Isn't that how Tupac became Onepac? ;D
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With a gun was a gangster named Lockett.
In his waistband, he just had to cock it.
The gun was a wrecker,
To his dangling pecker,
Now he wishes he'd used his back pocket.
;D ;D ;D ;D
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What a F-ing dumbass. :o ;D
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What a F-ing dumbass. :o ;D
+100
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That's one heck of a way to get a piercing.
P.S. Where are all the "decocking" jokes? ;D
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Decocker. That awesome. :o :
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I think he was striker fired...
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Who, Stubby?
Richard
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That's got to be hard to explain in the prison shower
. "Yo, what happended to your d$k?
I got shot.
By who?
Some gangsta, his ass is in jail though". ;D
FQ13
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;D Well it takes care of one more Democrat breeding more. Maybe all Democrats should try this birth control.
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;D Well it takes care of one more Democrat breeding more. Maybe all Democrats should try this birth control.
What makes you think he was a Democrat? He was a gun owner, a small businessman, an entrepreneur in the drug industry, and he had a healthy distrust of federal authority.Seems like a Republican voter to me. Hell, he doesn't sound too different from Tom and TT (except they use holsters). ;D
FQ13
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What makes you think he was a Democrat? He was a gun owner, a small businessman, an entrepreneur in the drug industry, and he had a healthy distrust of federal authority.Seems like a Republican voter to me. Hell, he doesn't sound too different from Tom and TT (except they use holsters). ;D
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While we might support the PRESCRIPTION drug industry with our dollars, I feel confident in saying that neither of us deals, nor have plans to.
Just wanted to make that (Richard Nixon impression) perfectly clear. ;D
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Speak for yourself, I need a freaking
full time job.
But that hair screams Democrat.
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Speak for yourself, I need a freaking full time job.
I stand corrected!! ;D
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I guess the guy could get into the Guinness Book for being able to piss in three different directions at once. ::)
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Have the flute player show him where to put his fingers so he doesn't get any in his eye. ;D
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I'm picturing Swiss cheese for some reason.
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I'm picturing Swiss cheese for some reason.
I'm picturing a clarinet. ;D
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Should there be a warning on handguns that decocker doesnt mean penis remover.
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Don't go off half cocked.
Oops. Too late. ;D
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Yeah, so much for his pee shooter.