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Title: Danger: Bananas
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 06, 2011, 07:41:06 PM

Just imagine if there had been a whole bunch of them........might have had to call in SWAT.   ::)

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Banana at large after fight with gorilla: Strongsville Police Blotter

A bizarre assault call confirmed two things: Bananas do not like gorillas or the Verizon Wireless network. Just before 3 p.m. June 29, officers arrived at The Wireless Center at 14150 Pearl Road because the business’s advertising mascot, a gorilla, was attacked by a banana. Store management told police that an individual dressed as a banana tackled the businesses mascot. The banana-wearing perpetrator then fled on foot southbound on Pearl Road with four males. According to the store manager, the gorilla was not injured, just embarrassed. Police were unable to locate the banana.

http://www.cleveland.com/strongsville/index.ssf/2011/07/banana_at_large_after_fight_wi.html

Title: Re: Danger: Bananas
Post by: kmitch200 on July 07, 2011, 07:48:26 AM

Police were unable to locate the banana.

Let that sink in for a moment.....   ;D

Title: Re: Danger: Bananas
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 07, 2011, 08:36:12 AM

Seriously, Gomer and Barney should have been able to find him. You can picture the radio call now "10-13, in pursuit of a giant banana....". ::)
FQ13