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Title: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Ichiban on July 31, 2011, 11:35:43 AM
(http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/100000/20000/6000/100/126195/126195.strip.sunday.gif)
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 31, 2011, 11:59:58 AM
ROFL, but very true for a lot of idiots. "Gee, guns are evil, and no one will steal in a time of social breakdown". ::)
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Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Conagher 45 on July 31, 2011, 12:17:53 PM
Sure hope Dilbert's sake he is a closet Glocker. LOL  ;)
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: alfsauve on July 31, 2011, 01:05:39 PM
He's a 1911 man.


Saw that this morning and was going to post it myself. 
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Timothy on July 31, 2011, 01:10:59 PM
A few years ago, my BIL was preparing for the apocalypse by storing the basics, etc.  He was telling me what he had at a family gathering and though in better shape than I was at the time I asked how he was going to defend it should the SHTF!

He looked at me kind of funny and a light bulb went off above his head.  He's a UPS Teamster and until that day pretty much in the camp of the left.  He now owns a S&W .357 wheel gun, a Walther PPK/S and a small S&W .22 revolver to play with but I think the week I broke in his Walther for him more than a year ago was the last time any of them were loaded....

Sad!  Someday I'll buy them from him on the cheap...
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Badgersmilk on July 31, 2011, 02:06:38 PM
Stupid cartoon!  >:(  Hoarders mindsets don't usually allow them to think of having to defend their goodies.  And yeah, come to think of it, all the people I know who hoard supplies like that ARE lefties...  Hmmm.  Scared of the government they created???
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: kmitch200 on July 31, 2011, 02:25:48 PM
Stupid cartoon!  >:(  Hoarders mindsets don't usually allow them to think of having to defend their goodies. 

You don't know any Mormons do you...
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 31, 2011, 03:47:35 PM
Stupid cartoon!  >:(  Hoarders mindsets don't usually allow them to think of having to defend their goodies.  And yeah, come to think of it, all the people I know who hoard supplies like that ARE lefties...  Hmmm.  Scared of the government they created???

You live in hurricane country and you think being prepared to last when the deliveries stop is hoarding ?
The lefties I know only carry a spare tire because it came with the car, not that they would know how to change one any way.
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 31, 2011, 03:59:31 PM
You live in hurricane country and you think being prepared to last when the deliveries stop is hoarding ?
The lefties I know only carry a spare tire because it came with the car, not that they would know how to change one any way.
I once made a fair bit of money off my girlfriend from a bet. (I of course payed her that back and more by way of an expensive dinner, but the point was made). I bet her that we could go to her female friends and I would pay her $10 for every properly inflated spare tire. $60 in my pocket. ;)
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Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Badgersmilk on July 31, 2011, 04:17:36 PM
You live in hurricane country and you think being prepared to last when the deliveries stop is hoarding ?
The lefties I know only carry a spare tire because it came with the car, not that they would know how to change one any way.

Probably was wrong to use the "hoarder" brand.  But I can tell you "Hurricane Zone" though it is, MAYBE 1 in 100 people, nah, scratch that, 1 in 3 or 4 hundred might have more than a few days food or supplies in their homes around here.   ::) >:( ::)

Some talk about doing it.  I seriously don't know another person here who's done anything more than buy a weather alert radio.  And only two come to mind that have that!  Knowing this, I wish I could better predict their behavior when something does happen.  I hope they just bug out!

Only people I know that actually stock up any supplies still live in Michigan. 
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 31, 2011, 04:28:42 PM
 Knowing this, I wish I could better predict their behavior when something does happen.
Actually Badger, I can predict their behavior. See the original post. ;D
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Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 31, 2011, 04:37:25 PM
Probably was wrong to use the "hoarder" brand.  But I can tell you "Hurricane Zone" though it is, MAYBE 1 in 100 people, nah, scratch that, 1 in 3 or 4 hundred might have more than a few days food or supplies in their homes around here.   ::) >:( ::)

Some talk about doing it.  I seriously don't know another person here who's done anything more than buy a weather alert radio.  And only two come to mind that have that!  Knowing this, I wish I could better predict their behavior when something does happen.  I hope they just bug out!

Only people I know that actually stock up any supplies still live in Michigan. 

You get hurricanes now and then.
We get blizzards every effin year.  ;D
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Badgersmilk on July 31, 2011, 04:52:14 PM
Actually Badger, I can predict their behavior. See the original post. ;D
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All I'll say is if they come knock'n on my door, BIT@#S BETTER BRING IT!   ;D

Even my daughters teenage friends are starting to talk seriously about a break down in "the easy life" and what their going to do.  Yeah, the discussions go about like you'd expect to.   ::)  ;)
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Solus on July 31, 2011, 05:18:06 PM
Probably was wrong to use the "hoarder" brand.  But I can tell you "Hurricane Zone" though it is, MAYBE 1 in 100 people, nah, scratch that, 1 in 3 or 4 hundred might have more than a few days food or supplies in their homes around here.   ::) >:( ::)

Some talk about doing it.  I seriously don't know another person here who's done anything more than buy a weather alert radio.  And only two come to mind that have that!  Knowing this, I wish I could better predict their behavior when something does happen.  I hope they just bug out!

Only people I know that actually stock up any supplies still live in Michigan. 


Do you have their addresses?

Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: ratcatcher55 on July 31, 2011, 06:00:55 PM
That is basicly the same talk I had with an old boss on how well he was prepared. His big thing was the Yellowstone Super Volcano.

He saw the light and ended up getting two AR's, couple thousand rounds and TRAINING!

Good guy and now he and his wife are pretty fair shooters.
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: twyacht on July 31, 2011, 06:16:39 PM
Anyone ever watch the show on Nat. Geo called "Doomsday Preppers?"

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/doomsday-preppers-6202/Overview

Some go way overboard, some get it right,....their plan is than analyzed by an "expert"....and evaluated.

I've been through some pretty bad hurricanes,....got a nice wave forming "could be Emily" by next week,....

I just put up my sign.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/FUMChoustonYOUTH/DSC01146.jpg)



Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Badgersmilk on July 31, 2011, 06:35:54 PM
You should pin a few of your used targets to that sign before you put it out next time.

And keep a few strips of those Black Cat fireworks that sound like full auto fire laying around just for laughs.   ;)
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: twyacht on July 31, 2011, 06:47:21 PM
You should pin a few of your used targets to that sign before you put it out next time.

And keep a few strips of those Black Cat fireworks that sound like full auto fire laying around just for laughs.   ;)

I always keep a stash of Black Cats, Real Smoke Grenades, Roman Candles, etc,. Never know,.. ;)..When I lived in Wilmington, NC, Fran and Bertha were about the worst. Fran put water to the bottom of the STOP sign where I lived on Carolina Beach.

Open carried, as allowed by law, with neighbors, we were well stocked with gens, fuel, water and food, in stilt houses,....NG stopped by asked if we needed anything in a semi-rigid, we smiled waved and there was none of this Post Katrina BS.,,,,,

Regions of the country, should the SHTF, will quickly become degraded to lawlessness, like unarmed sections of the "Blue" states. SOME, will NOT.....





Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 31, 2011, 10:48:45 PM
Anyone ever watch the show on Nat. Geo called "Doomsday Preppers?"

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/doomsday-preppers-6202/Overview

Some go way overboard, some get it right,....their plan is than analyzed by an "expert"....and evaluated.

I've been through some pretty bad hurricanes,....got a nice wave forming "could be Emily" by next week,....

I just put up my sign.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/FUMChoustonYOUTH/DSC01146.jpg)




I'd rework that sign. Put a circle on it marked 300 yards.  ;D
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Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: warhawke on August 01, 2011, 04:55:31 AM
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-01-27/ (http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-01-27/)

I like this one better
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Solus on August 01, 2011, 06:47:51 AM

I just put up my sign.


That is a special purpose sign appropriate for a disaster situation.  Good for posting during the crisis in your front yard.

For everyday use I prefer a les "in your face" approach.     I need to get some window stickers:

There is nothing in here worth your life.



Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 01, 2011, 11:22:35 AM
Anyone ever watch the show on Nat. Geo called "Doomsday Preppers?"

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/doomsday-preppers-6202/Overview

Some go way overboard, some get it right,....their plan is than analyzed by an "expert"....and evaluated.

I've been through some pretty bad hurricanes,....got a nice wave forming "could be Emily" by next week,....

I just put up my sign.


Yes, I caught that show the other night. Didn't the bulk salesman make a comment about one guy who had bought something like 45,000 lbs of wheat from him?
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: r_w on August 01, 2011, 05:06:47 PM
Yes, I caught that show the other night. Didn't the bulk salesman make a comment about one guy who had bought something like 45,000 lbs of wheat from him?

Straw buyer.  Group buy.  Whatever you want to call it.

I would take a quarter share if I could.
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: tt11758 on August 01, 2011, 05:28:14 PM
I have no stockpiles for a SHTF scenario.  No food, no water, no weapons, no ammo.  Just move along to the next house nothing to see here.  ;D
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 01, 2011, 05:35:53 PM
Why would you bother to stockpile? Buy a gun and move in next door to a paranoid liberal. You're golden. ;D
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Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Ichiban on August 01, 2011, 06:17:03 PM
Wow! Full circle in only three pages.  Don't see that around here very often.
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 02, 2011, 01:29:42 PM
Wow! Full circle in only three pages.  Don't see that around here very often.

We're becoming professionals at this, don't ya know.....  ;D
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: tt11758 on August 02, 2011, 03:19:26 PM
We're becoming professionals at this, don't ya know.....  ;D

To be fair, we've had a lot of practice!  ;D
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: JC5123 on August 02, 2011, 03:36:10 PM
I'm going to throw this out here, just to stir the pot.

Too often when talking about preparations (not so much on this forum, but other places, TV especially) People get so wrapped up in acquiring "stuff" and no one talks about the greatest asset you have. The gray matter between your ears. Sure I have made preparations, and I have some goodies stashed away. But I have focused more of my resources on learning how to survive. I don't like the idea of being stuck in one spot. I want to be able to be mobile if need be, but have the skills to stay put also. I think of it more like S.E.R.E. training on a whole other level. Because I believe that if/when TSHTF you WILL be behind enemy lines. The scariest part will be figuring out who the enemies are. People will be scared, and trying to take care of their own. Most likely they will be looking at EVERYONE as a potential threat. Plus you will have a lot of people who will take the simple philosophy that anyone is a threat to them, and they will shoot first, and just forget about asking questions.
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 02, 2011, 04:37:03 PM
Best first aid kit in the world isn't worth a crap if you have no idea what all that sh!t is for.  ;D
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Timothy on August 02, 2011, 04:43:46 PM
Best first aid kit in the world isn't worth a crap if you have no idea what all that sh!t is for.  ;D


I have three and I know how to use them.....I'm 0-1 for CPR though....sorry!

 ;) :'(
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: JC5123 on August 02, 2011, 04:45:35 PM
Best first aid kit in the world isn't worth a crap if you have no idea what all that sh!t is for.  ;D

Funny side note. Last weekend I took my cert course for Swiftwater rescue. Unfortunately one of our guys way injured when he clipped a rock and split his knee open performing a rescue.

Picture, if you will, 12 students completely focused on the task of saving lives, and not a first aid kit in the group. They all got left at our vehicles nearly a mile downriver.  ::)

(for the record I now keep mine in an otter box in my PFD pocket)
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Timothy on August 02, 2011, 04:51:38 PM
JC you don't list your age but I'm guessing mid thirties...

Stay with your training, it will only get better.....
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: JC5123 on August 02, 2011, 05:04:11 PM
JC you don't list your age but I'm guessing mid thirties...

Stay with your training, it will only get better.....

32, So far I have completed high line rescue, swiftwater rescue, and wilderness first responder. I spend most of my free time climbing, and kayaking. I figured it would be worthwhile to know how to effect self rescue. This last training was the first one to have any kind of severe injury. (nice cut and a bruised kneecap) So I really haven't been phased by it. Also, I accept the fact that my recreation choices are inherently dangerous. I have seen people die doing the same things I have done. But I keep the attitude that the biggest rewards in life also come with the greatest risks. So I accept that and keep on going. 
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Timothy on August 02, 2011, 05:08:26 PM
32, So far I have completed high line rescue, swiftwater rescue, and wilderness first responder. I spend most of my free time climbing, and kayaking. I figured it would be worthwhile to know how to effect self rescue. This last training was the first one to have any kind of severe injury. (nice cut and a bruised kneecap) So I really haven't been phased by it. Also, I accept the fact that my recreation choices are inherently dangerous. I have seen people die doing the same things I have done. But I keep the attitude that the biggest rewards in life also come with the greatest risks. So I accept that and keep on going. 

All good things to know in your neck of the woods!  I was scheduled last year to refresh my Red Cross stuff for first aid and such but moved before I did so.  Need to get back to it.  I don't spend as much time as I'd like to in the country but it never hurts to keep abreast of the training.
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: tt11758 on August 02, 2011, 05:44:14 PM
All good things to know in your neck of the woods!  I was scheduled last year to refresh my Red Cross stuff for first aid and such but moved before I did so.  Need to get back to it.  I don't spend as much time as I'd like to in the country but it never hurts to keep abreast of the training.



teeheeheeheehee     He said "abreast"!!!






Hey, this thread hadn't sunk to the 8th grade level yet, and it was HIGH time!!
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: JC5123 on August 02, 2011, 05:49:23 PM
(http://www.demotivation.us/media/demotivators/demotivation.us_Breast-size-doesnt-matter-Its-more-important-to-have-a-personality-a-pretty-smile-and-a-man-who-thinks-so_130385667760.jpg)
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Timothy on August 02, 2011, 05:52:33 PM
Why didn't the US go metric when we had the chance?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: JC5123 on August 02, 2011, 05:54:37 PM
Why didn't the US go metric when we had the chance?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Rule number one for dating, don't ever explain the difference between inches and centimeters.  ;)
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: Timothy on August 02, 2011, 05:56:24 PM
Rule number one for dating, don't ever explain the difference between inches and centimeters.  ;)

I've been married for 27 years and I get a blank stare when I mention mathematics....no need to explain!

 ;)
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 02, 2011, 06:01:35 PM
Also, I accept the fact that my recreation choices are inherently dangerous. I have seen people die doing the same things I have done. But I keep the attitude that the biggest rewards in life also come with the greatest risks. So I accept that and keep on going. 

Heck, I've known of people that died in lawn chairs....and a very good friend died in his recliner with the TV remote still in his hand....... so you might as well live a little by doing what you love to do, danger and all.
Title: Re: Dilbert on Preparedness
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 02, 2011, 07:41:12 PM
Funny side note. Last weekend I took my cert course for Swiftwater rescue. Unfortunately one of our guys way injured when he clipped a rock and split his knee open performing a rescue.

Picture, if you will, 12 students completely focused on the task of saving lives, and not a first aid kit in the group. They all got left at our vehicles nearly a mile downriver.  ::)

(for the record I now keep mine in an otter box in my PFD pocket)
When I was in grad school I got sponsored to go to UVa for a conference by a libertarian group (The Institute for Humane Studies)  It was  sweet deal, room, board, books and beer free for a week! All you had to organize for yourself was sex, and and if you couldn't manage that, you didn't deserve to get laid. I mean seriously, a bunch of 20 something libertarians on a  vacation  who have been given free beer and are brought together to study and party, who can't score under those circumstances? ;D My favorite memory is a lot like your group of first aid focused kayakers realizing no one brought an actual first aid kit.

 One night, post beer, we were hanging out on the quad of UVa  and watched a few coeds run down it naked to kiss the staue of Homer at the far end, which is apparently traditional. This was much to our amusement, as its a long quad and its terraced, so its uphill on the way back, and they were walking on the return trip (clearly being in shape wasn't a requirement for whatever sority they were pledging). Someone asked "Does anyone have a joint" ? The answer was no, because just like JC's  S@R minded whitewater guys, none of us thought to to bring one. Thus we were left to watch pudgy sorority pledges walk naked across the campus Thomas Jefferson built in a state of cold sobriety. It was a bit ugly. We now know the answer to the age old question "How many libertarians does it take to get stoned"?" The answer is "None, the invisible hand will do it" I mean seriously, a dozen 20 something libertatians and no one has any weed? WTF? We all learned a hard lesson while watching those  girls drag their asses across that quad. :-[ ;D ;D ;D
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